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Mitch[Rapid] · July 13th, 09:22 PM

Hey guys, im 15 obviously not ready to drink yet. But Ima teen so you test **** and have fun. I've been Buzzed before but never completely wasted.
Well It was monday around 9 oclock and my mom was in the basement. I found a water bottle and inserted vodka to the very top of the bottle. I then left to meet a girl at the Y. It was like a 3 mile walk

. But when the girl has a tongue ring you will do anything.. understand?

We walked to the woods and sat down. Then we both started chugging down straight vodka. Within 5 minutes i felt the burn all around my body and i instantly knew i was goin to get pretty messed up. So i got messed up.. so did she. We started the gigglin ****. Then while taking a hit from a cig i got ashes on her. I screamed sumthin like BURN BURN BURN.. i guess it was funny 2 her lol. Then i got up in circles and acted like forest gump?? lol yea.

Then my dad called. The neighborhood i was close to is called Lakewood.. Being drunk i got mixed up with Lakota lol. So i told my dad im in lakota lol.
Then some way in hell i walked home. I dont remember it though.

I got to my house and i couldnt unlock my door with a key lol. My dad opened the door and said UR DRUNK. he thought i took some pills cuz i was so bad so they started to take me to the hospital. they changed there mind.

Then i woke up with the worst and first hangover ever. I puked all over in the tub 4 times.. yea.. hangovers r dumb...

The only fun part i had was being with a girl with a tongue ring.
Dont get drunk.. hang over's suck. I still feel drunk a day later.
Ugh..

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**TrueLife** · July 13th, 09:24 PM

worst thread ever.

themainevent · July 13th, 09:27 PM

that girl with the tounge ring and that was chuggin sounds like a crack whore

Mitch[Rapid] · July 13th, 09:27 PM

its meant to be fun to read peoples stories.. you sound like a mom chill...

**Spudchucker** · July 13th, 09:29 PM

yea im not much of a drinker myself.. i prefer drugs that keep you in more control of your actions, and don't give you hangovers *coughmarijuanacough*

but yea i got a good story for ya.

I chugged some imported russian vodka at lunch in school, and went to the library next period. I went to grab a chair from another table to sit with some friends, when some other friends i passed started talking to me. I had the chair on me like a backpack (dont know why lol... just made the most sense as far as how to carry it at the time) and i talked. I didn't know it, but i started swinging back and forth in a moment of ADD, sending the chair back and forth like 4 feet out from my body, making it a deadly weapon.

The librarian saw me swinging the chair and got pissed and she was like "PAUL! you get out of here right now young man!"

to which i promptly replied (and quite loudly lol) "damn, that's the most pissed off librarian ive ever seen. Good God this is a school, keep it down"

i got kicked out of the library for two weeks

Rebel Yell · July 13th, 09:41 PM

My sisters and I were driving out of state to my cousin's grad party. I had a bad night the night before so I felt like drinking. I drank quite a bit of Captain Mo, and when we got to my cousin's house I was gone. I ended up telling everyone including my grandparents stories of when I went to the strip club the previous weekend.

I usually stay in control though when I'm drunk, so my stories pretty much suck.

Mitch[Rapid] · July 13th, 09:46 PM

lol to both of you.

BtW the "crack whore" is not a whore. She just has fun and stuff.

Rebel Yell · July 13th, 09:54 PM

When I was a freshman in HS (I'll be a freshman in college this fall) I had a crush on this girl, and we always talked a lot, but nothing ever happened. The reason for that is because she got grounded for half the school year because her and a friend went and got trashed after school once. The friend was a cheerleader, and I guess she passed out outside the mormon church with her cheerleading outfit on and her skirt up around her chest. The girl I had a crush on saw the police coming, but she thought everything was ok cause it was the POE-LICE, not the police. I thought it was pretty funny.

**chromekilla** · July 14th, 12:23 AM

got drunk the first time when i was a freshman, its been one continuous party ever since. i dont feel like telling any stories becasue thers soo many to choose from. mabe ill write em all in a book when im done with college and name it "the drunk man chronicals"

**Jinjiro** · July 14th, 12:24 AM

I got drunk with a friend one day when my parents were out working. I was having a bunch of people sleep over, but they had to go places before they came, so it was just me and this kid Tim drinking. We got so wasted. I don't remember much, but I remember falling off a chair and it making a noise (like a ding or something, nothing special) and we both died laughing. Then a bunch of my friends came, and my best friend went up to me, told me I was drunk, and she then slapped me twice. I said "Ow, you hit me!.....Hey wait, that didn't hurt..."

Ah, drunk stories...

-Jin

***D_Smalls*** · July 14th, 12:41 AM

just ask josh (paint balls) about the one time i was talking to him on aim)

**1337** · July 14th, 01:04 AM

Heh I've been hammered a few times.

Probably the funniest one was this one.

Okay so its new years eve. I go over to this chicks house for a party and her parents were home. Everyone didnt want to party hard or have a good time. So I was like F*ck this. Well her parents were teh ghey and wouldn't let me and my friends leave unless our parents knew. So sh*t we had to sneak out in her basement. We went to Tommy's party and I had soo much vodka, beer, and 2 shots of tequila. So I'm looking at the clock and I can't even tell what time it is. I picked up the clock and I dropped it and just started cracking up.

So me and my other 3 friends left. Nate was the only one not drunk so he was our designated walker. My friend Tyler is just really paranoid and we heard some police sirens and he took off running and we couldn't find him.

So just me, Nate, and Mike were left. We went to Nate's girlfriends house round 2:30. They were getting busy so me and mike left. I dont know what happened after that but I then awoke in a shopping cart in a walmart parking lot. I went inside still drunk and it was 4:30. Mike was passed out in the bushes at mcdonalds across the street. I cross the street as I saw him and almost got hit by a car.

We started walking around and one of my friend's moms was driving to work and happened to see us out on the streets at 5:30. We said we were walking back from a sleepover. She bought it and drove off.

So its 8AM and I pass out in my back yard. Nobody was home but my dog ran up to me and started barking at me and lickign my face. I went and shower, threw up a few times, burshed my teeth, told my parents that it was a fun night.

***D_Smalls*** · July 14th, 02:13 AM

hahaha thats awesome

**bob005** · July 14th, 02:36 AM

passed out in the bushes? wow. awsome.

**PaintballRemix** · July 14th, 02:40 AM

well....i was drunk and started rap-ing. that is where "himmy hammy du" came from.

**KingFikiElectra** · July 14th, 03:36 AM

O wow mines the best. bwhaha. Ok here it is. And I never got that drunk after. And please no flaming.

One night on June 7th 2003 last day of school. Me and 2 freinds go over to another freinds house. Its goin good. Now this was a sleep over so we decided to drink. IDK how much I drank but it must have been alot. After which we got ridiculously stoned. So in my drunken high state we decided to play tag on the free way. We were out there with sticks hitting each other for around 10 minutes trying to avoid cars when this cop came along. Now im not a bad kid but what we did was weird and I guess bad. First we hid when he saw us then we threw a rock at his car and ran as fast as we could (we tripped alot). On our way back up to my freinds house (next to the freeway) we saw my sister driving home from work. We didnt know it was her.. LoL. So as we were crossing the freeway back she nearly clipped me and sped off honking her horn. The cop came in his car hearing the noise so we ran really fast back up to my freinds house to sleep. Now this is where it gets bad. The cop had no clue where we ran off to because we crossed the freeway and ran into the woods on a trail which led to my freinds house. We hid for a hour or so wathicng pr0n. After that we figured the cop was gone (we were really really wasted since we drank some more to). We were thinking of a good idea so it came to me that I should shoot my freind with a 22. (no im not joking). Eventually we got everything loaded. Now before we shot my freind we decided to give him a paintball mask just in case (yep it was dumb). After 40 rounds we nicked him in the leg and we didnt really notice and he barly felt it. So after all that the cop heard the shots and came swingin by. We were shooting a gun at 1130 at night and constantly. So he was bound to hear us. Before he arrived at my freinds house we ran into the woods. We have a hilton hotel close to where my freind lives (1 mile away) and we waled/ran all the way there. We hid behind it and camped out till day break. My freinds leg was fine though. It just niked him. Still we had a bad hangover and my sister was like wtf. And the cop never caught us Thank god... My freinds leg healed. And I swore to myself never to get that drunk in my life again....

**Tedrzz** · July 14th, 04:02 AM

All I have to say is my brothers 21st birthday is 5 days away.

**CoWcH** · July 14th, 08:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mitch[Rapid]

Dont get drunk.. hang over's suck.
Ugh..

Insert Drunk Stories Here

thats why you remeber the 2 golden rules...

always wait an hour after your last drink before sleep
drink ****loads of water b4 u go to bed

tah dah!!! no hangover

Mitch[Rapid] · July 14th, 10:30 AM

KingFiki thats some crazy ****

**Spudchucker** · July 14th, 10:41 AM

man fiki you are a mean drunk lol

i dont get hangovers really, im just really ADD the next day. pretty sweet