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**JG.** · August 15th, 04:09 PM

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I read a story on CNN a while back of a guy that started off with 800 dollars in within 3 months he had over 30 million dollars. The feds took him in because they suspected inside trading but he said he was a time traveler so they let him go.

Yea i heard about that.

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you you could have sex w/ random chick when you freeze time, then unfreeze it while having sex w/ them, then when it's all over, Go back in time so that nother ever happens

That be sweet. Like on that movie where the dude had the watch....

**MuddinPede_98C** · August 15th, 04:34 PM

Right now, I would take time back 7 mins so I could eat my animal crackers again.

edit-I went and got more, nm.

***OaklandDogs187*** · August 15th, 04:58 PM

Lets see...

I'd warp back and make friends with Jimi Hendrix, then go to all his concerts and Woodstock, then save him from dying so we could continue to hear his awesome music.

I'd warp back and bet on a bunch of sporting events.

Then I'd have sex and warp back and do it over and over and over and over.

Brandon

Zidane · August 15th, 07:20 PM

I'd go to the 70's an 80's back when we had good music, fast cars, free secks, and I'd prevent AIDS from happening, so the free secks can continue. Also, I'd kill all the hippies so we could still drive around big ass muscle cars with carbuerated engines blowing smog into the air while burning rubber for half a block.

**Slipknot** · August 15th, 07:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Zidane

I'd go to the 70's an 80's back when we had good music, fast cars, free secks, and I'd prevent AIDS from happening, so the free secks can continue. Also, I'd kill all the hippies so we could still drive around big ass muscle cars with carbuerated engines blowing smog into the air while burning rubber for half a block.

**PaintBallBob** · August 15th, 08:09 PM

i wouldnt play the lottery since i would be screwing someone else over. So, i would find out what banks survived the great deppresion, go back to the oldest one, and deposit my life savings. 200 or so years latter....
of course youd have to change your money to gold.

**Gandhi** · August 15th, 08:29 PM

i'd go back in time and kill my grandfather

**bunkertime** · August 15th, 08:42 PM

i'd go back in time, and shoot the munkeys that the africans had sex with to prevent aids

and, i'd bring back the do-do bird

**freakpizzaboy** · August 15th, 09:36 PM

i would toottlay take a wicked armored tank and get one for all my friends and all these jets and stuff and go back to like the civil war and take over the USA HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA then the world MUAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH ugh............. i mean, i woulda ummmmm... solve cancer.......some how.....umm yyyyeeeaaa

**olddfatbulldog** · August 15th, 11:59 PM

I'd stop 9/11 from happening and warn Bush there's no WMD.

***NYY*** · August 16th, 12:02 AM

kill hitler, sadaam, stalin, and all those evil dictators at birth

then i would help myself and use lottery numbers to go back in time and win

**olddfatbulldog** · August 16th, 12:12 AM

I'd also somehow stop the European Union from happening...somehow.

**PaintBallBob** · August 16th, 01:25 AM

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Originally Posted by freakpizzaboy

i would toottlay take a wicked armored tank and get one for all my friends and all these jets and stuff and go back to like the civil war and take over the USA

quoted for emphasis

**CoolHipJim56** · August 16th, 01:52 AM

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Originally Posted by 100%Wooddog

-Also test wise, I could look at the test in the future then warp back and I'd know exactly what to study.

Why not just wait till they grade it and put the right answers on the test, then go back in time and re-take the test.

No0bIe_PaIntBal · August 16th, 03:10 AM

Why not make a fortune and screw school?

**freakpizzaboy** · August 16th, 09:55 AM

i would go back, and kill myself as a child, and see wat happened

EDIT: first id cut off like a finger, c wat happned to me

**Aggression** · August 16th, 12:29 PM

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Originally Posted by MuddinPede_98C

Right now, I would take time back 7 mins so I could eat my animal crackers again.

edit-I went and got more, nm.

hahahahaha

**Number One Andrew** · August 16th, 03:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Gandhi

i'd go back in time and kill my grandfather

Isn't that off Futurama?

I would go make sure the Russians didnt screw over communism. I would also go into the future for advanced medication and technology. And THEN the money.

**b_heald** · August 16th, 04:50 PM

how would you guys do some of these things?
such as
-stop russian commis
-stop EU
-tell bush theres no WMD

Rebel Yell · August 16th, 05:01 PM

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Originally Posted by bunkertime

i'd go back in time, and shoot the africans that the monkeys had sex with to prevent aids

Fixed