View Poll Results: Whats the longest time you've had a boner?

30 min- 1 hour 13 34.21%
2 hours- 3 hours 6 15.79%
3 hours- 4 hours 3 7.89%
4 hours- 5 hours 0 0%
5 hours- 6 hours 1 2.63%
Boners are for sissies 2 5.26%
6 hours and up 1 2.63%
I am king of no boner 0 0%
Me want beer 5 13.16%
I'm to 1337 for boners !!1!!EXLACAMAT!ONPO!NT!!!1! 7 18.42%
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Old August 30th, 07:52 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Old August 30th, 07:53 PM   #2 (permalink)
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No Poll, Why was the last one closed? I mean ive seen stupider threads.
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Old August 30th, 07:55 PM   #3 (permalink)
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you know you can open the last one
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Old August 30th, 07:55 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Whats a boner? A dog toy?
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Old August 30th, 07:55 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Old August 30th, 07:56 PM   #6 (permalink)
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gayness.

anyways 16 hours.

not really. but that'd be the snoogins.
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Old August 30th, 07:59 PM   #7 (permalink)
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what today monday, goin on 8 days and countin...... na, about an hour or so
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Old August 30th, 07:59 PM   #8 (permalink)
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No Poll, Why was the last one closed? I mean ive seen stupider threads.
Poll took a long time to make. Now theres one. Also the other one was closed cus I made the thread so it automatically closed after my first post.
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Old August 30th, 08:02 PM   #9 (permalink)
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meh i remember seeing this one commercial and its like 'if you have an erection over 6 hours you need to seek medical help!'
meh mah longest boner last bout a hour
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Old August 30th, 08:06 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Two, I think, but only because of the stupid ****ing commercials on television. Nothing keeps you off like a good ol' dealership promo, or a law office advert. Stupid commercials...
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Old August 30th, 09:01 PM   #11 (permalink)
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I'm so hot, that I'm aroused continually by my own iness. I've had this same for the past 9 days, even though I've kept it on ice...
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Old August 30th, 09:03 PM   #12 (permalink)
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i never really counted but if you have a boner for longer then 2 hours you have to get the blood surgecly removed from your dick.. i saw it on a commericial..
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Old August 30th, 09:06 PM   #13 (permalink)
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well unless my bong and two lighters are in use, i typically dont pay attention to time. when theyre not in use i typically dont pay attnetion to time. so yea, i typically dont pay attention to how long i have freakin boners. sheesh
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Old August 30th, 09:07 PM   #14 (permalink)
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2 1/2 hours at my g/f's house. Then her mom walked in. Its hard to hide one, damn.
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Old August 30th, 09:47 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Old August 30th, 09:56 PM   #17 (permalink)
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2 1/2 hours at my g/f's house. Then her mom walked in. Its hard to hide one, damn.
Goddamn man, I feel ya. This big 8 inch bump in your pants, hard to NOT notice...
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Old August 30th, 09:58 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Goddamn man, I feel ya. This big 3 inch bump in your pants, hard to NOT notice...
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Old August 30th, 10:00 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Goddamn man, I feel ya. This big 3 inch bump in your pants, hard TO notice...
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