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Old September 13th, 06:24 PM   #1 (permalink)
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213 Things Skippy is No Longer Allowed to do in the US Army
LMAO, I almost died laughing when I read this thread on another forum. I'm so trying all of this when I join the military.

http://www.military-quotes.com/forum...pic.php?t=1193
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Old September 13th, 06:31 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old, but still hilarious.

It has its own website, but I forgot it...
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Old September 13th, 06:39 PM   #3 (permalink)
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205. Don't write up false gigs on a HMMWV PMCS. ("Broken clutch pedal", "Number three turbine has frequent flame-outs", "flux capacitor emits loud whine when engaged")

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54. 'Napalm sticks to kids' is *not* a motivational phrase.

88. Must not refer to 1st Sgt as 'Mom'.

89. Must not refer to the Commander as 'Dad'.

90. Inflatable sheep do *not* need to be displayed during a room inspection.

128. "Shpadoinkle" is not a real word.

129. The Microsoft ® 'Dancing Paperclip' is not authorized to countermand any orders.

130. 'I'm drunk' is a bad answer to any question posed by my commander.
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lol i love that thing man, read it a couple months ago and ill still giggle over one em every now and then
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Old September 13th, 08:14 PM   #6 (permalink)
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lol lowtryx showed me this a while back.. funny as hell
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I'm so going to do everyone of of those things when I'm in the military. Let's make military life interesting
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OMG that stuff is so true. Here's a pic of my birthday from my first Overseas deployment....We are the people defending your country!
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hahah ownd!
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