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Old September 29th, 07:28 PM   #1 (permalink)
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psycic predictions for the future

some one posted this from another forum i belong to very intereastng...


Sylvia Browne Predictions (dont ask me what i was doing at her site http://www.sylvia.org/home/2000plus.cfm Razz just ended up there somehow btw shes the physic that appears on larry king all the time) my comments are in brackets ,:

Eradication of cancer as we know it, using sound waves, photo sensitive drug therapy, and "self-addicting" cells. (well yeah cancer will be cured sooner or later)

Robotic houses, controlled by computerized switchboard. (muahaha technology)

Electrical cars with flotation ability for water travel to bypass freeways. (beats traffic Smile)

Houses made from pressed paper with plastic coatings; interchangeable walls (hmm.. interesting)

Separate body parts cloned for organ transplants; not an entire body.

New form of painless tooth extraction, using a type of suction, with immediate replacement of new tooth. (Worship haha)

Diagnostic chambers which map the body's electrical balance to predict health problems before the come.

Cylindrical rooms in which people enter to see an automated projection of the clothing and color that would look good on them; select what you want, take your measurements, then two days later pick up the goods. (awesome)

Third floor of houses have rollback roofs to allow Hovercrafts to come and go.

No more surgery with knives. Some type of molecular ionization device that knows how to take out the afflicted cells then seal the wound without a single scar. (wow)

Remolding of the whole face structure, to duplicate any look that you wish. (wow... that's kind of sad)

New exercise equipment that you sit or stand in, and it literally stimulates your muscles with electricity to achieve the same effect as physical exercise. (lazy people will rule the world)

Babies will be birthed in water all the time, with music, incense, and green and lavender lights.

People will be able to simply "walk out" of their bodies upon death. (i have no idea)

There will be no US Presidency; our government will go back to a Greek Senate structure. (finally!!! Razz)

No longer a single Pope, but a triumvirate of Popes, each assigned to a geographic collection of Catholics.

Peace in the Middle East will prevail by 2050. (hopefully)

West Coast goes under in 2026. Parts of the East Coast also get inundated. Tsunamis will wipe out a large portion of Japan. The Hawaiian Islands will have upheaval and be the site of a large new landmass. (less japan Sad bigger hawaii Smile if you live in bc richmond and all those will go down Razz)

Atlantis will begin to show itself by 2023 and be fully visible by 2026. (i knew it! Razz)

After 2050, the "Age of the Messiah" is upon us. People turn totally toward Spirituality, peace will rein for a long time. People will return to community living, loving each other, and working together. (peace?)

Treatment for depression and mood disorders will come from a "control chamber" that emits sensory stimulation gently to the brain, including certain smells, which will elevate mood. (crazy)

Medicine in pill form goes away; instead we have air-injected delivery through the skin. (once again lazy people will rule the world!)

Atomic batteries will run cars. (yeah, uh huh.)

No more gas propelled rockets in space; we will have nuclear powered cylinder shaped objects that travel everywhere.

A moon base is created for people to visit, and as a stopping place for further trips. (ill be going there if i live that long!)

By 2055 most people will live in domed cities due to poor atmospheric conditions. (awesome, worse atmospehere Razz haha)

A virtual reality headset will stimulate brain waves so people can learn whole libraries of information within hours. (WTF? what am i going to school for?)

Giant fruits and vegetables will be grown in hothouse environments. The nutrients will be synthesized into a highly condensed injection. (great, bigger vegetables)

Proteins are developed without animal meat, very powerful, builds immune system. (so what will we eat than if we dont eat meat?? i need my bacon Razz

Addictions will be a thing of the past because of a brain stimulation, which eradicates all addictions, with no side effects.

Execution for the death penalty will become a complete vaporization of the body. (vaoprization eh?)

No separate governments, one planetary government will form. (interesting)

Great earth changes will occur and germ warfare will be used before the world finds peace. But eventually from all of the bad comes good. The pendulum will swing back to humanity and love. (damnit, we'll have to live through this Nosmile2)

No world war is coming, but lots of civil disorder and small skirmishes. No nuclear holocaust. (thats good)

Peace will last from 2050 until 2100, and then I see nothing beyond, which could mean "the end will come like a thief in the night." (end of the world eh?)

Toward the end of things, the veil separating our world from The Other Side will thin, so much so that most people will see decease loved ones and speak with their Spirit Guides. (yep)

There will be many false prophets that rise up proclaiming to be Jesus on Earth, and try to lead people astray. We are already seeing this in the big rise of occultism. (whats new? jkjk Razz)

People will again find Spirituality, not so much in organized religion, but in the spiritual brotherhood of coming together and finding their Temple within.

Four more comets will pass by before the end times. (whats that do for us?)

Aliens will begin to show themselves in the year 2010, they will not harm us, they simply want to see what we are doing to this planet. They will teach us how to use anti-gravity devices again, such as they did for the pyramids. (I KNEW IT!!! i saw one of those things on the dicovory channel that said that happened. oh man going to be nuts, same year of VANCOUVER WINTER OLYMPICS! YESH! ANTI-GRAVITY!)


oh yeah one thing that is not here that she predicts is that bush will be re-elected.
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Old September 29th, 07:32 PM   #2 (permalink)
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and the stupid jew translation is.......
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Old September 29th, 07:38 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old September 29th, 07:42 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I thought that was pretty cool to read.
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Old September 29th, 07:44 PM   #5 (permalink)
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i like the last one alot. And ill be around for most of this too, and ill be gone before the end comes "like a theif in the night" haha, sucks for my descendants
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Old September 29th, 07:46 PM   #6 (permalink)
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a little too optomistic for me to believe
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Old September 29th, 07:48 PM   #7 (permalink)
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intresting, it would be nice if most of that came true.
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Old September 29th, 07:48 PM   #8 (permalink)
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a little too optomistic for me to believe

i dunno they are saying that we have evolved more in the last 10 years then we have our whole being.. think what we can do in another 10-50 years
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Old September 29th, 07:54 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Best thing that will ever happen would be humans utilizing 100% of their brain...It'd be crazzzyyyyyy
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Old September 29th, 08:01 PM   #10 (permalink)
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I'll predict my future, watch, it's amazing.

Age 18. Freshly graduated from high school, I enter college. I begin looking for a job to support myself in school and attend a few parties here and there. Part way into the year, people start to realize I'm boring and stop inviting me. I only go to the few my roomates drag me to in attempt to make me "feel better" and the few high school parties I go to with my high school friends.

Age 19. After 10 1/2 months of looking for a job, I get hired at a local, piece of crap burger joint. The pay is only $6.50 an hour, the conditions are horrible, my boss is very mean, but it's all that I could find. The debt I've run with my parents is started to be paid back with lots and lots of overtime.

Age 20. 7 months into working, I get a burn on my hand and am excused from work for two weeks. One week and 5 days later, the place I worked at is condemned, leaving me to look for another job. Other than that, school is going good. Social life isn't all that great, but life isn't horrible.

Age 21. I'm legal. I go out and have a drink with a few friends. They leave early because I'm not looking to get "TOTALLY WASTED." I head home to talk to a girl I met recently on the phone. Things are going well, and the future looks bright.

Age 22. I'm done with college. I have a pretty good record to go on. I start applying for jobs both locally, and at home. I go to a few interviews, and some people are interested, just not at the moment. Remember that girl? Things are going GREAT .

Age 23. I get me a small time engineering job. The pay is pretty good, but the job in general is less than desirable. I don't hate it, but I think I could find something better. That girl and I get engaged.

Age 24. Well this is a pivital year. Seven years after I graduate high school. Result: less than perfect. That girl - she wasn't exactly what I thought. We're still working at it, but the future is looking a little more grim. My job - might go under.

Age 25. I start losing my hair. That girl, gave up on her. She found someone quick...and he's not a winner. Job, well, new owners. Even worse. In October I take a trip to Alaska and the Yukon Territory. On a hunt with the locals, a horrible blizzard hits. Our attempt at shelter fails and we all freeze to death. The end .
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we will have mary jane buds them size of cars
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Dude, Tony, that took some creativity, my hats off to you.
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Old September 29th, 08:55 PM   #14 (permalink)
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if there is one thing i live to see, it would be some form of intelligent life. it feels way too lonely to realize that we havent been alive that long, and we may not be alive much longer. what if there is another meteor or comet heading towards earth and will destroy life one again? these questions are way too deep for anyone to answer or predict.
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Old September 29th, 09:05 PM   #15 (permalink)
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that would be cool if we meet aliens in 6 years and they taught us something.
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Old September 29th, 09:06 PM   #16 (permalink)
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i dont believe in psychics also ive seen most of those in movies......
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*Looks at watch* Little too much time on his hands for the guy predicting his life. Koo Koo
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Babies will be birthed in water all the time, with music, incense, and green and lavender lights.

word. that means weed got legalized first

oh yea, ill believe this in 5 years when i see the aliens (cause the bush winning thing is already obvious now that people are realizing kerry is an idiot)
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