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**100%Wooddog** · September 29th, 09:56 PM

.......this has nothing to do with anything you think it would.

What was your most embarrsing(sp)/funniest moment in your life?

Mine would be in the 7th grade when I got done calling my friend I said, "Love you" and I hung up. I wasn't thinking at the time and I was in the living room when this happened and my whole family heard me say it. We were laughing so hard but I had to call him right back and make something up. I ended up telling him that I had just got done from talking to my mom on the phone.

**1337** · September 29th, 09:58 PM

Probably when I had dry sperm on my pants and noone told me.

And my friend got depantsed and everyone laughed because he has a small penis.

**olddfatbulldog** · September 29th, 10:08 PM

I don't wanna talk about the most embarassing but I got a funny one. Not the funniest but pretty damn funny.

I have a friend that really fears small dogs. We're just walking down a street with a few people. He saw a dog and says that he's gonna go shoot it with his airsoft gun, he enters the alley it walked into. After some screaming and a few little *peetchoos* we came peeling out of the alley with the dog biting his sleeve and not letting go. To make matters worse, he pissed himself.

**Spudchucker** · September 29th, 10:20 PM

you want embarassing... nothing tops my story

as some of you may know, I am 30% deaf, as a result of genetics. This is often the cause of some rather funny remarks coming out of my mouth in conversations, because they coincide with absolutely nothing that is going on in the convo. Well there's the funny messups, then their's my little oopsie on the one year anniversarry of 9/11

the principal came on the intercom and said we were going to have a one minute moment of silence in rememberence of those who died on 9/11. Well, little ol me, being deaf and all, had no clue he said this. So, after about 20 seconds of the class just going dead silent, i thought "wow, thats strange" and started making cricket chirping noises. Immediately, every head in the class turned and stared right at me, and i kinda got the feeling i did something wrong...

yea i heard the principal when he said the minute of silence was over

i swear, my stomach was in the basement of the building when i heard that. I never, and i mean NEVER get embarassed, cause that's just my nature, but this left me feeling shatty allllll day

beat that

**1337** · September 29th, 10:22 PM

No trippy stoned stories of Spud being idiotic?

**Spudchucker** · September 29th, 10:23 PM

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Originally Posted by 1337PAINTBALLER

No trippy stoned stories of Spud being idiotic?

pffft i do stupider stuff sober than i do stoned

i really mean that too

BichSlapinWorr · September 29th, 10:24 PM

Me and a bunch of friends got really high...im talking as high as the sky man...

We walked down to the bad part of town and strolled into a Laundry Mat Deal for an apartment building. We all sat and just sort of stared around for a while. So my friend goes "Guys...im all wet." for somereason we all seem to agree and we think we are too, so we take off our Clothes. i went down to a boxer and shirt, my friend went down to Boxers and Shoes w/o socks. So we sit and laugh and babble on for a long time, and an hour and a half later we realize this old black lady is trying to tell us to get our **** out of the dryer because she doesnt like Whiteys hangin around her apartment....

that or the time when i woke up late and ended up wearing boxers to school.

**MuddinPede_98C** · September 29th, 10:31 PM

Boxers to school? WTF?

BichSlapinWorr · September 29th, 10:41 PM

I was so tired i forgot that i only had boxers on...

**MuddinPede_98C** · September 29th, 10:44 PM

Were they cool boxers?

**Spudchucker** · September 29th, 10:50 PM

haha i almost wore my boxers once but my ride let me know so i had time to put some pants on first

**BakerSkate** · September 29th, 11:06 PM

This wasn't me, it was another kid in my cabin at a christian camp.
He is a midget and very fat. He is very sensitive so if you step on his toe, he might start crying. We were just about to go to sleep and then me and my friends smelled crap. We look at the fat midget and crap is all over his underwear.

**100%Wooddog** · October 2nd, 12:41 AM

midgets own though

**bunkertime** · October 2nd, 12:47 AM

i think the most embarassing i did was.... um... i forget. I think it involved popping a boner and a hot substitute, lol

Ne ways, Funny... Hads to be when i lit my friends shorts on fire. We where playing w/ some gas in a snapple bottle and a rag, dipping the rag and burning an repeating and like slapping each other w/ the rag and stuff, well, the lip fo the bottle caught fire and i dropped it, It spilled all over my friends shorts and crotch then spilling into the creeck we where next to. Well, the creeck caught on fire (small fire) and my friends shorts did, And he was usuing the ran franticly trying to beat the fire out in the water while ussing his hand to beat out the fire on his pants while i'm 2 ft away rolling on the ground laughing my head off while he's paniking about burning his penis and ****..

i thought it was funny, he didn't...

**100%Wooddog** · October 2nd, 12:52 AM

I don't remember but we used to watch tv on Friday night and i'd fall asleep sooner or later. I woke up in my bed with my underwear on my alarm clock..

**blank879** · October 2nd, 12:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Spudchucker

you want embarassing... nothing tops my story

as some of you may know, I am 30% deaf, as a result of genetics. This is often the cause of some rather funny remarks coming out of my mouth in conversations, because they coincide with absolutely nothing that is going on in the convo. Well there's the funny messups, then their's my little oopsie on the one year anniversarry of 9/11

the principal came on the intercom and said we were going to have a one minute moment of silence in rememberence of those who died on 9/11. Well, little ol me, being deaf and all, had no clue he said this. So, after about 20 seconds of the class just going dead silent, i thought "wow, thats strange" and started making cricket chirping noises. Immediately, every head in the class turned and stared right at me, and i kinda got the feeling i did something wrong...

yea i heard the principal when he said the minute of silence was over

i swear, my stomach was in the basement of the building when i heard that. I never, and i mean NEVER get embarassed, cause that's just my nature, but this left me feeling shatty allllll day

beat that

LMFAO OMG ROFL!!!!

sorry i dont really have n e thing i can think of but i just wanted to lmfao out loud

**braka** · October 2nd, 01:05 AM

I was in the rave tent at the Area 1 festival a few years ago... on a couple substances. We're looking for a place to sit so my friends find a nice patch of asphalt to sit on and I sit a couple feet away.

This girl.. kinda hot.. looks at me and starts walking over and I'm thinking "Yes!!"

She leans over and says "You're sitting in urine."

I was like "Huh?" ... I must be really high.

She says again "You're sitting in urine" and points to the corner where people had been pissing all day. A hotter girl had just finished doing her business, pulled up her skirt, and gave me the "you're sitting in urine" look. Yes, I was fairly embarressed.

**pbpro115** · October 2nd, 01:06 AM

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Originally Posted by 100%Wooddog

.......this has nothing to do with anything you think it would.

What was your most embarrsing(sp)/funniest moment in your life?

Mine would be in the 7th grade when I got done calling my friend I said, "Love you" and I hung up. I wasn't thinking at the time and I was in the living room when this happened and my whole family heard me say it. We were laughing so hard but I had to call him right back and make something up. I ended up telling him that I had just got done from talking to my mom on the phone.

IVE DONE THAT LIKE TWICE!!!

No0bIe_PaIntBal · October 2nd, 01:07 AM

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Originally Posted by 100%Wooddog

Mine would be in the 7th grade when I got done calling my friend I said, "Love you" and I hung up. I wasn't thinking at the time and I was in the living room when this happened and my whole family heard me say it. We were laughing so hard but I had to call him right back and make something up. I ended up telling him that I had just got done from talking to my mom on the phone.

Actually, it's your underlying homosexuality arising itself subconceously. Basically, You're gay but don't know it.

**100%Wooddog** · October 2nd, 01:18 AM

After seeing Dr. Phil, i'll have to face to facts.