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October 18th, 09:14 PM
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Barb wire fences can blow me
so im out tonight shooting marbles with sling shots.. buddy gets the bright idea to smoke some house.. hit the roof from like a football field away.. then they thought a guy came out so they book it (no reason to run, morons.. ) so i run to catch up.. running through a field and im like wait isnt there a fenc.... BAM ****ing run full tilt into a barb wire fence.. head over hells.. leg caught in the fence.. land hard on my side.. smack my head.. sling shot goes flying outta my hands into the night never to be found again.. jackets got its **** ruined.. tored the hell outta the side.. so i lie there in shock.. drag my ass up and go home..
i hate barbwire..
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October 18th, 09:18 PM
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Me and fences have some bad experience together.
I pissed on an electric before. I still cry a lot. I attempted to jump a 5 foot barbed wire fence. Damn I suck.
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October 18th, 09:19 PM
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Barber, did you hold the fence while pissing, if you did OMG I would pay to see you on video if someone filmed you.
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October 18th, 09:21 PM
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Lol, that sucks man.
Reminds me of the time me and my friends were playing triple D (obvious), and we were running through this guys backyard. My one friend was going full speed which is faster than me, and I'm really fast, and he ran right into a fence that was like 2ft. off of the ground. He went flying atleast 10ft.
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October 18th, 09:21 PM
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Barber, did you hold the fence while pissing, if you did OMG I would pay to see you on video if someone filmed you.
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October 18th, 09:27 PM
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It's better than razor wire...
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October 18th, 09:32 PM
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thats kinda funny.... not really though been in that situation in my younger years but we were egging a house, car rolled by and it was a cop...i knew the fence was there but i still caught my pants right below the croch..."whew"
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October 18th, 10:04 PM
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yeah man.. i ran into a little 2-3 foot fence before to.. was pretty funny.. but this one hurt.. ripped my jacket too.. man i was pissed
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October 18th, 10:33 PM
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Lol, my step mom was riding a snowmobile and at night and ****ing closed lined her self on a barbwired fence, luckily she didn't get killed or seriously hurt.
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October 18th, 10:45 PM
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ive fell into my share of barbed wire fences(1) so that sucks. Plus it got ur jacket and ****.....once when i was 9 or 10 i was pimpin on my bike with no hands and i ran into a fence.
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October 18th, 11:07 PM
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I pissed on an electric fence before. .
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dam i thought i was the only one
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October 18th, 11:08 PM
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October 18th, 11:43 PM
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Ouch I'd look into getting a tetnus(sp) shot. That could be a big problem depending on the fence's age and conditions and everything else.
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October 19th, 01:10 AM
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snowmobiles are deadly like that guy in our town last year got beheaded on a bridge.
anyway
barbwire does suck. I jumped the fence to my friends house and now wish I hadn't. just thinking of the pain it could have caused.
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October 19th, 01:44 AM
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haha smalls, I always am the first to know about all your painful little adventures since you spill your life out on your MSN screen name 
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October 19th, 03:07 PM
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haha yeah,
im just glad i had on as much clothes as i did.. if it was in the summer with shorts and tshirt i woulda got messed up pretty bad
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October 19th, 05:51 PM
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Pics? I really gotta see this......
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October 19th, 06:01 PM
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Me and fences have some bad experience together.
I pissed on an electric before. I still cry a lot. I attempted to jump a 5 foot barbed wire fence. Damn I suck.
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Barber you are my hero
Yeah I have 2 pairs of jeans that I ripped on the crotch jumping fences. Not fun.
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October 19th, 06:05 PM
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one funny thing about pissin on an electric fence is that some of them turn on and off in a cycle. so you can start pissin on it and be fine, then BAM it hits you. lol.
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October 19th, 07:09 PM
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i remember about half a year ago when i looked up to Smalls as a moral, decent, and upright member of society and of this forum... 
...then i left and came back 5 months later. what happened to you dude?
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