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October 19th, 07:03 PM
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Well, I can't play sports for a while
Hell I can barely walk. Last night I was lifting. I was doing some bench pressing in the weight room, and the bench was a little curve so your body fits better. I'm not tall enough to fit comfertably in to that groove. So I'm on my 12 rep and on the way up my hip pops. It felt pretty bad for awhile but I just 'walked it off'.
So today I wake up and get out of bed. I realize I can barely move my right leg. It's really stiff and hurts like a mofo. I was late to every class today. So when I get home I go to the doctor. I'm think that I just popped it out of place or whatever. I get their they do some testing shenanigans like they do, then they told me I have a dislocated hip and I tore a muscle in my lower back.
So here is my question, what can I do to stop the pain. I took like 5 advil and it didn't help. Right now I can barely walk and can't sit down or stand up without it hurting ungodly bad. This is seriously the worst pain I have ever felt. I can't twist or anything. What can I do?
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October 19th, 07:07 PM
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This calls for Doctor THC. And nurse Morphine, and surgeon vicodin. They should get you feeling better than ever.
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October 19th, 07:08 PM
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LOL yes they will!!!
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October 19th, 07:09 PM
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Im on surgeon vicodin for my knees  makes me feel alright...
I doubt over the counter stuff is going to help you much... and how did you pop your hip doing bench press?
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October 19th, 07:10 PM
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This calls for Doctor THC. And nurse Morphine, and surgeon vicodin. They should get you feeling better than ever.
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Heh, I'll ask the docter for some vikodin. |
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October 19th, 07:11 PM
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I doubt over the counter stuff is going to help you much... and how did you pop your hip doing bench press?
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My hip was half on and half off the groove thing. Just went the wrong way I guess. |
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October 19th, 08:02 PM
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ouch
our JV Full back disloacted his hip, He isn't out too long, but tearing a muslce, Yowch. That's gonna leave some pain. Ask ur doctor for some pain medications, over the counter stuff won't do much help for you bro, and u'll end up ODing on them.
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October 19th, 08:06 PM
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A curved bench? wtf?
Sue.
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October 19th, 08:06 PM
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damn that sucks it was just hanging over?
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October 19th, 08:13 PM
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Im on surgeon vicodin for my knees makes me feel alright...
I doubt over the counter stuff is going to help you much... and how did you pop your hip doing bench press? |
Go see Dr.Kavorkian (or Dr.Arsenic I couldnt decide)
jk
ANYWAYS IBprofen, Vicodein, Aqtiqe, Valum will all work. And take Kava Kava root before bed.
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October 19th, 08:17 PM
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what kind ov bench are you talking bout dude? sounds like u dont know what ur doin
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October 19th, 08:28 PM
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It's a normal bench, but at the end there is a little dent type thing for your ass.
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October 19th, 08:45 PM
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I think you should take lessons from the guy in your avatar,he clearly knows how to exercise.
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October 19th, 08:50 PM
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I try not to air hump, got in trouble last time I humped something/someone.
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October 19th, 09:01 PM
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pshh I hump at random
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October 19th, 09:11 PM
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How old are you again? Age comes in play when asking for drugs like vicodin, MG's and ammounts of pills are going to be affected.
But its not that hard to get, my friend broke a bone in his leg and the doctor practically let him choose between several high powered pain killers.
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October 19th, 09:14 PM
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I'm 14.
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October 19th, 09:17 PM
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You can take sleeping pills and fall asleap, you wont feal it then. Or you could take Bennadrile (sp) you will get a bit tired but it takes the pain away
anyway does your back look funky because when you tear a musle it makes a huge freaking bruse
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October 19th, 09:32 PM
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14 is sort of stretching it. They will most likely give it to you cut with acedometaphine(SP?!?!), its sposed to stop druggies from snorting it...something about more pain/being sick or whatnot. And it will probably be smaller tablets, and they will keep it regulated like a mother. One kid your age i know got only a bottle of 20 for after an operation, he finished it in a week and was in pain for a while.
On the other hand my mom got some for an operation and it was 2 big bottles of 100, and they looked like freaking horse pills! :P
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October 19th, 09:40 PM
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I Vore You
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I'm not sure how much they'd give me, I'm not a little **** 14 year old. I'm about 6'1" 180.
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Well, I can't play sports for a while
