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November 24th, 09:01 PM
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Smell my face
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i was looking for birdseed, insted i found.
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yup thats right. im taking care of my neighbors animals while they are in ny for turkey-day. they didnt leave out any seed for their bird. i looked in the cabinate under the cage and.... well there it was. a good 8 inches of hard plastic. i dont think its a bad thing, it just kinda caught me off guard. if the mods ok it ill take pics.
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November 24th, 09:04 PM
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HAHAHA
oh man that's so great. It's not such a big deal really, i mean everyone has to get off somehow, but that's just hilarious.
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November 24th, 09:04 PM
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yum yum. maybe she (he?  ) likes the birds to watch?? |
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November 24th, 09:06 PM
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put it in the bird cage and dress it up as a bird
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November 24th, 09:10 PM
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best idea evar^^^^
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November 24th, 09:12 PM
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put it in the bird cage and dress it up as a bird
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November 24th, 09:13 PM
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put it in the bird cage and dress it up as a bird
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November 24th, 09:22 PM
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call them and inform them all is well. Tell them their bird didnt like the massaager they left him much.
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November 24th, 09:22 PM
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Is she hot? Age? your age? lol
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November 24th, 09:35 PM
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Holy ****ing Asscrackers!
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she's probably late 40s or 50s and old and not a milf
if she is a milf, one word:
blackmail
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November 24th, 09:37 PM
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Smell my face
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me 17. them im guessing early 40s. they have a son in middle school. they are hella nice and pay me alot of money so i think ill just pretend i never found it. nny's idea is still great though
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November 24th, 09:41 PM
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they pay you well? Im guessing theyd pay you better if you blackmailed them....
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November 24th, 09:47 PM
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Pics or Shen's 
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November 24th, 09:50 PM
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me 17. them im guessing early 40s. they have a son in middle school. they are hella nice and pay me alot of money so i think ill just pretend i never found it. nny's idea is still great though
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thats sounds alot like my family...
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November 24th, 09:55 PM
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November 24th, 11:18 PM
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put it in the bird cage and dress it up as a bird
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What exactly do birds where?
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she's probably late 40s or 50s and old and not a milf
if she is a milf, one word:
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What would he blackmail her with. Oh Noes! she likes to masturbate! Pretty much like every other healthy human. It's not a big deal.
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November 24th, 11:41 PM
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ninja7, id appreciate it if you wouldnt spread it all around pbf about my "little buddy", ok?
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November 24th, 11:52 PM
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Smell my face
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o you mean your beastiality problem, yea no problem
edit: ill get pics tomorrow
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November 25th, 08:22 AM
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What exactly do birds where?
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feathers and a beak? |
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November 25th, 08:49 AM
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feathers and a beak?
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truth...
sorry man I don't think pics are good for the time. I can't see that putting too good of an example for our sponsorship.
maybe if it was covered in feathers and had a beak...otherwise no.
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i was looking for birdseed, insted i found.
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