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**Pr0ph3t** · December 11th, 02:10 PM

I've found your secret out. I know who you are! I know why you were gone for so long!

PEOPLE, I KNOW WHY!!!

Are you ready?

HP_Lovecraft is actually.....KEN JENNINGS!!!! He left PBF to film the Jeopardy shows...he knows everything. They found him and said "This man knows everything about anything, we need him to boost our ratings." But the name HP_Lovecraft wouldn't suffice on TV, oh no. No no no, it had to be Ken Jennings, and they made him act mormon.

I figured you out lovecraft...your shenanigans are over!!

for you retards out there I'm just joking around

**1337** · December 11th, 02:11 PM

**lbreevesii** · December 11th, 02:14 PM

OMG! THATS IT! we'll def. know for sure when he buys himself a set of new guns just for fun! mexico my foot! the only rocks he was seein were the nice shimmery ones at the jewelry store in his new 20k watch!

**100%Wooddog** · December 11th, 02:15 PM

get a life.

j/k but ummm no hp looks better.

**Pr0ph3t** · December 11th, 02:16 PM

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**Number One Andrew** · December 11th, 02:16 PM

I think I know his real idenity, but I don't want to post it in fear of getting banned.

**Infinit** · December 11th, 02:23 PM

I always used to think, he was a robot, like Spudchucker said... but now that the truth is out...

***Barber*** · December 11th, 03:17 PM

Haha, I actually thaught of HP whenever I seen Ken Jennings.

Amazing.

**MrMacDude** · December 11th, 03:27 PM

You know they tape jeopardy months and months in advance...

**Spudchucker** · December 11th, 03:29 PM

i still think hes a government project robot

**jacobeid** · December 11th, 04:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spudchucker

i still think hes a government project robot

*scared*

**lbreevesii** · December 11th, 04:49 PM

nah, he's no gov. robot. i got pissed at the prototype when we built it so i busted it and used the parts for my crazy pc.

SpYder craZy · December 11th, 05:27 PM

HAH HP_Lovercraft got beat by a girl!!!!!!!!(points and laughs)

**HP_lovecraft** · December 11th, 07:53 PM

I've been on the internet since around 1990, yet I can not find a picture of myself.

Perhaps this means that in fact, I am really a robot created in 2003, and implanted with FAKE MEMORIES of a previous life. Like Buffy's sister?

That would explain alot.

Anyway, I was bored this weekend and created a website to confuse all you young kids:
Why electros suck

nick

**KingFikiElectra** · December 11th, 07:58 PM

U should make a game for us to guess your true identity Nick (insert true identity).

**lbreevesii** · December 11th, 08:17 PM

very nice site there hp. don't you just love psyching out the new kids w/ all the killer old school stuff?

**Pr0ph3t** · December 11th, 08:19 PM

Did you actually make that site Ken...er...Nick?

**HP_lovecraft** · December 11th, 09:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pr0ph3t

Did you actually make that site Ken...er...Nick?

Yes. Done fully in notepad, which explains all the spelling errors.

-Nick

**128shot** · December 11th, 10:02 PM

I go to college with HP. I'll just take a little snapshots......

**Number One Andrew** · December 11th, 10:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HP_lovecraft

I've been on the internet since around 1990, yet I can not find a picture of myself.

Perhaps this means that in fact, I am really a robot created in 2003, and implanted with FAKE MEMORIES of a previous life. Like Buffy's sister?

That would explain alot.

Anyway, I was bored this weekend and created a website to confuse all you young kids:
Why electros suck

nick

No wonder I couldn't find one. But I do believe I know your last name.