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**DayoftheGreek** · December 12th, 08:08 PM

Well today i was hanging out with my girlfriend for the first time in my house(her parents are over protective and grounded her for "laying down to close to me")and all was going pretty well, except my brother decided he wanted to FOLLOW US AROUND EVERYWHERE!!!

This kid is ****ing 13 years old, and pretty dam gay. So we try to get away from him, and HE FOLLOWS US!!! ARG!!! We went upstairs, he came up. Then we got a movie, and went back downstairs.... 30 seconds later, he came down and got on the computer. I tried to get him to go away allllllllll night. I told his ass the day before to get lost, and he wont go away.

I felt so bad caus i knew she wanted to make out and make with the loving, but my bro was being an ass.... i really do hate that kid.

Anway, any one have any sugestions to get him the **** out of the room!!

I tried being straight with him (hes gay, doesnt unterstand)
I tried bribes.
I tried threats
I tried getting him to his friends house.
I tried EVERYTHING!

help..

**Stan** · December 12th, 08:09 PM

lock the door?

**PaintballRemix** · December 12th, 08:11 PM

Just shoot him.

**KingFikiElectra** · December 12th, 08:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Screwedupmonkey

lock the door?

yea that seems to have a high success rate.

**Dudeus** · December 12th, 08:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Screwedupmonkey

lock the door?

then he will hear "noises" and go down stairs and tell ur mom/dad then they will come up with the lock and unlock it

ps. im 13 and we arent all gay

**Vweltin** · December 12th, 08:20 PM

rub your face really fast for about 10-30 sec, then clap your hands and be like:
"What the heck was that for (insert name here)!? Mom, he just female dog slapped me!"

**DayoftheGreek** · December 12th, 08:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Vweltin

rub your face really fast for about 10-30 sec, then clap your hands and be like:
"What the heck was that for (insert name here)!? Mom, he just female dog slapped me!"

application for the right to speak... denied.

And theres no lock on my basment door. :-/

***D_Smalls*** · December 12th, 08:24 PM

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Originally Posted by PaintballRemix

Just shoot him.

i was gonna say stab

themailleman · December 12th, 08:25 PM

rape him? in halo 2?

Just do what remix said, mods know best

**chris37** · December 12th, 08:26 PM

lol i would just get my gun out and watch him as i turn the velocity up with air, and be like "(name) get the **** outta here before i shoot you..." and if he doesnt leave be like (with 5 paintballs in your hand) (show him the paint) "you have 5 seconds to get outta my room before i add another 5 balls to your 2..." and he if doesn leave be like, one(drop one in) then two(drop another in) then three)drop the thrid on in and go all the way to five! then look at him and be like, 5 seconds, (then start counting) and if he doesnt leave after that shoot one at the ground (if its ok to clean up and easy) then be like now you have 4 seconds before i add 4 more balls....thenjust be like...**** off and kick him outta your room lol thats what i would do, **** i would leave if sombody loaded a gun and said get outta ehre before i blow!

**bob005** · December 12th, 08:31 PM

there are two obvious suggestions...

shot him
or
tranquilize him (go chinaman and use opium, or just put tylenol pm in his food)

just kidding

**2ffu** · December 12th, 08:31 PM

just say " look ***** ima gonna **** my girlfriend right now, if you don't leave i'l **** up your face while ima in a ****ing mood"

**lbreevesii** · December 12th, 08:40 PM

this is in his basement, not his room, just to clarify. and his lil bro is a momma's boy whiny 13yo. the gun idea is a good scare tactic tho.... dayofthegreek is like my friggin long lost twin brother or somethin. we're so alike its crazy. one diff tho, i'm an only child, which he wishes he was right now.

**ComradeMolyneux** · December 12th, 08:44 PM

Have sex and let him watch

**Ja289** · December 12th, 08:46 PM

why dont you give him money or something to play paintball? mabye if you become friendlier with him, he'll respect you more and will listen to you.

**Ninja7** · December 12th, 08:46 PM

just punch him in the face. if you do it enought he will go away, i give it the "ninja7 gaurentee"

***D_Smalls*** · December 12th, 08:47 PM

heh when i was 13 my bro was in college... so he didnt have to worry bout me

**Cocker16** · December 12th, 09:36 PM

Ive got two solutions that i do to my sis whenver i have ppl over. First I try the just go away just go away thing. after that dosent work

I use a lil bit of force u kno hte shoving and adding in a little language.

Then after htat Just get a huge loogy and spit it on them it works everytime. they just go cry and u can say he spit on u first.

**1337** · December 12th, 09:44 PM

1) Go to Ace, buy a doorknob with a lock, install.
2) If fail, use language and hitting.
3) If fail, kick him in the nuts, lock him out of the house, and tell him he's a pussy to society.
4) Kill him.
5)
6) Profit.

**StRaNGe** · December 12th, 10:08 PM

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Originally Posted by ComradeMolyneux

Have sex and let him watch