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Old August 20th, 08:47 AM   #1 (permalink)
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We are an awesome 5-man team in SouthEast Michigan looking for Sponsors. We know where to be and when to be there. We are called Detroit Rush. Please consider sponsoring us. You can email me at HeavyArtillery3@aol.com or IM me at HeavyArtillery3
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Old August 20th, 08:51 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Sounds good. I'll sponsor some namelss team that probably shoots tippmanns and plays in backyards who I've never seen play and has the sh*ttiest resume I've ever seen!














































Try it again, newb.
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Old August 20th, 09:10 AM   #3 (permalink)
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We are an awesome 5-man team in SouthEast Michigan looking for Sponsors. We know where to be and when to be there. We are called Detroit Rush. Please consider sponsoring us. You can email me at HeavyArtillery3@aol.com or IM me at HeavyArtillery3
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delete this post or prepare for some major flaming no one here is gonna sponser you. go to tournys win tournys then make a Resume and send it to a paintball company.
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Old August 20th, 10:19 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Location: Hello, I am going to try to max out the location space as well, but i don't want to do that... or do i ;), so.... caliguy or w/e his name is and ryan page also maxed this out, so when i max this out which bet will be soon, it will be a tie. The END..
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Sounds good. I'll sponsor some namelss team that probably shoots tippmanns and plays in backyards who I've never seen play and has the sh*ttiest resume I've ever seen!














































Try it again, newb.
they shoot spyders.... it says in the profile-thing, and have you ever even PLAYED a tournament?
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Old August 20th, 11:08 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Basketballer756 [11:40 AM]: hey
HeavyArtillery3 [11:41 AM]: whos this
Basketballer756 [11:41 AM]: are you looking for a sponsorship?
HeavyArtillery3 [11:41 AM]: ya
Basketballer756 [11:41 AM]: what kind of sponsorship?
HeavyArtillery3 [11:41 AM]: paintball
HeavyArtillery3 [11:42 AM]: why?
Basketballer756 [11:43 AM]: im a representative from Dye
HeavyArtillery3 [11:43 AM]: really
Basketballer756 [11:43 AM]: ill need a little imformation
Basketballer756 [11:44 AM]: yes
HeavyArtillery3 [11:44 AM]: what will you guys sponsor us with
Basketballer756 [11:44 AM]: i dont know yet we need the info first
HeavyArtillery3 [11:44 AM]: k
Basketballer756 [11:44 AM]: Ages?
HeavyArtillery3 [11:45 AM]: 14-16
Basketballer756 [11:45 AM]: ok
Basketballer756 [11:45 AM]: how many players?
HeavyArtillery3 [11:45 AM]: 5
Basketballer756 [11:45 AM]: ok
Basketballer756 [11:45 AM]: guns?
HeavyArtillery3 [11:46 AM]: well right now we have 2 tippman 98's one impulse a mongoose 2 and a mongoose led
Basketballer756 [11:46 AM]: ok ok
Basketballer756 [11:47 AM]: tournys?
HeavyArtillery3 [11:47 AM]: not any yet but we will be entering some before the end of the summer
Basketballer756 [11:48 AM]: ok
Basketballer756 [11:49 AM]: All i can offer you right now is free paint and 75% off all dye stuff this includes the DM4 and other matrices. also all our jerseys pants gloves ect. all we ask is you didplay a banner at any practice or tourny uou go to. also Everybody Must have Dye jerseys
HeavyArtillery3 [11:50 AM]: ok sure
Basketballer756 [11:51 AM]: And dye will give everybody on your team 1 of anything they want but you have to tell me now what they are
Basketballer756 [11:52 AM]: No markers though
HeavyArtillery3 [11:52 AM]: ok like jerseys
Basketballer756 [11:52 AM]: anything cept markers
HeavyArtillery3 [11:53 AM]: ok sweet
HeavyArtillery3 [11:53 AM]: umm can i contact u back becouse i dont know what everyone wants right now
Basketballer756 [11:53 AM]: no i need to know now to put it on the sponsorship form
HeavyArtillery3 [11:53 AM]: ok but i want to make sure this is the real deal
HeavyArtillery3 [11:54 AM]: how can i know this isnt some fake
Basketballer756 [11:54 AM]: ok if thats what you think im gone. good day. bye
HeavyArtillery3 [11:54 AM]: no no no
HeavyArtillery3 [11:54 AM]: well take it
Basketballer756 [11:54 AM]: ok
HeavyArtillery3 [11:54 AM]: um let me check ur site real quickly
Basketballer756 [11:54 AM]: ok
HeavyArtillery3 [11:55 AM]: for the merchandise
Basketballer756 [11:55 AM]: ok
HeavyArtillery3 [11:56 AM]: wait one of everything we want
Basketballer756 [11:56 AM]: no 1 thing for each player
HeavyArtillery3 [11:57 AM]: c4 jerseys yellow
Basketballer756 [11:57 AM]: you can buy the rest its 75% off
Basketballer756 [11:57 AM]: sizes?
HeavyArtillery3 [11:57 AM]: um one sec im calling the team to see what size they are
Basketballer756 [11:57 AM]: ok
Basketballer756 [11:58 AM]: i only have 10 minutes untill i have to leave
HeavyArtillery3 [11:58 AM]: ok umm problably 3 larges and 2 x larges
Basketballer756 [11:58 AM]: ok
HeavyArtillery3 [11:58 AM]: wait
HeavyArtillery3 [11:58 AM]: one sec
HeavyArtillery3 [11:58 AM]: hes on the phone
Basketballer756 [11:58 AM]: you can send it back if it doesnt fit
HeavyArtillery3 [11:58 AM]: oh ok
HeavyArtillery3 [11:59 AM]: then thats what we need
Basketballer756 [11:59 AM]: ok
HeavyArtillery3 [11:59 AM]: so what paint would we get
Basketballer756 [12:00 PM]: our Dye splat paint
Basketballer756 [12:00 PM]: its brand new
HeavyArtillery3 [12:00 PM]: actually 2 mediums and 3 larges
HeavyArtillery3 [12:00 PM]: oh ok
Basketballer756 [12:00 PM]: ok
Basketballer756 [12:00 PM]: best paint there is
HeavyArtillery3 [12:00 PM]: sweet
HeavyArtillery3 [12:00 PM]: so how much would the DM4 be 75% off
Basketballer756 [12:01 PM]: im not sure get your caculator out
HeavyArtillery3 [12:01 PM]: ok problably like cheap though
Basketballer756 [12:01 PM]: yea
HeavyArtillery3 [12:01 PM]: do we get custom lettering on the jerseys
Basketballer756 [12:02 PM]: no
HeavyArtillery3 [12:02 PM]: ok
HeavyArtillery3 [12:03 PM]: ok thanks for all of this
Basketballer756 [12:04 PM]: 5 words
HeavyArtillery3 [12:05 PM]: what
Basketballer756 [12:05 PM]: you just got punkd!!! hahahha !!!!!11111one!!!!one!!!!1111eleven11!!!!eleventy!! !!onety11111 owned!!!! BBQ!!!!hahahha OWned11111
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Old August 20th, 11:11 AM   #6 (permalink)
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BasketBaller... man that kid is a moron. He actually beleive Basketballer was a dye rep?!?!
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Old August 20th, 11:19 AM   #7 (permalink)
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well what would you do if someone cam on the internet and said 'i'm a dye rep' would you immediately say 'o, you suck, your a fake' what if he actually WAS a dye rep? lol but that's funny, calling your friends telling them free jerseys and stuff, then calling them back and saying....lol that would be funny

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Old August 20th, 11:26 AM   #8 (permalink)
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They talk via email, phone, or in person. No big company talks to people with AIM, heck... AOL doesnt even do it.
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Old August 20th, 11:45 AM   #9 (permalink)
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well what would you do if someone cam on the internet and said 'i'm a dye rep' would you immediately say 'o, you suck, your a fake' what if he actually WAS a dye rep? lol but that's funny, calling your friends telling them free jerseys and stuff, then calling them back and saying....lol that would be funny
Sorry kid, no one is going to sponsor a team who has never been to a tourney and shoot your type of guns. Especially not a larger company such as dye or wdp. The only type your going to get quite frankly is going to be one like the pbjunkies.
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Old August 20th, 11:49 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Old August 20th, 11:50 AM   #11 (permalink)
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ya, jeez people, scared the lil' newbie off.... now could you.... goodbye lil' newb, good luck gettin' sponsored.
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Old August 20th, 11:53 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Ill sponsor you. I am starting to manufacture tennis ball barel condoms in my garage. I will give you free barrel condoms. All you have to do is fly my banner and sell at least 10 condoms for me.
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Old August 20th, 11:54 AM   #13 (permalink)
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wouldn't the tennis balls cost more than the barrel condoms you make them into...
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Old August 20th, 11:57 AM   #14 (permalink)
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3 tennis balls are like $4. A barrel condom costs $5-10 alone.
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Old August 20th, 11:58 AM   #15 (permalink)
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WHAT HERE TENNIS BALLS ARE LIKE, 5 BUCKS A BALL!!! this is just... bad
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Old August 20th, 12:08 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Dude no way they're 5 bucks a ball. Lacrosse balls at msot anywhere are 1.99 and there's a lot more in a lacrosse abll than a tennis ball. Go take another look.
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Old August 20th, 12:13 PM   #17 (permalink)
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well this is canada
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Old August 20th, 12:14 PM   #18 (permalink)
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You can get three of mine for 8 bucks+shipping. Or you can get a regular barrel condom that will eventually wear and rip for 5 bucks. Let me go and test it some more... I want to see what will happen when I shoot a paintball into it when the strap isn't on.
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Old August 20th, 12:25 PM   #19 (permalink)
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i once had a really really weird barrel condom on, i shot, and it hit me in the goggles... it bounced out of the condom
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Old August 20th, 12:36 PM   #20 (permalink)
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With Alpha Brand Barrel condoms, you can detach the shock cord from your gun, and just stick the ball on your marker, and the first shot will gently nudge it off the barrel.

The second shot will be unblocked, so it is highly reccomended you put the shock cord on it.
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