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***bryanfav123*** · March 29th, 06:29 PM

Add all your paintball quotes !!!!!! ill start it off

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K&K_Paintball · March 29th, 07:08 PM

use the search button, this is just like paintball jokes...there is not really official quotes for paintball...

**terrible1fi** · March 29th, 07:13 PM

I think there is only one quote worthy of being mentioned

"It Happens on a random monday
Coming back late from an event, or late on a sunday night right before you're about to get on the plane and be frisked for the third time
You're driving, you're flying, you're sitting in an airport seat with boys from the team.
you're drinking stale coffee trying to stay awake.
you're explaining the fat welt on the side of you're neck to a confused stranger or a best friend.
you're coming back to the other life, the one without paintball, where noone understands why you do it.
you're tired, working off little sleep, and the question creeps up and you try to ignore it.
Why do i do this? why the travel? why the losses? the missed work; the missed school. hours of practice and the complaining girlfriend.
because the lore of living a paintball life is just oo potent.
and the products of the road, the travel, are forever in memories in strange lands with stranger people.
because at tournaments you feel as though you can live as loud as you want.
it's worth all the sacrifices its worth all the bull****.
cause if you work hard enough, a sunday will roll around and you'll be in the huddle screaming, you're hand in, one of ten, playing for the world title.
and suddenly al of those cliche's you've ever heard make sense, and you are defined.
you say it to yourself and it means everything.
"I am a paintball player, and this moment right here is my life."
-Matt Marshall in "Sunday Drivers"

K&K_Paintball · March 29th, 08:26 PM

Nice!!!!1!!111!one!!!!

**silentgun** · March 29th, 08:44 PM

Quote:

"It Happens on a random monday
Coming back late from an event, or late on a sunday night right before you're about to get on the plane and be frisked for the third time
You're driving, you're flying, you're sitting in an airport seat with boys from the team.
you're drinking stale coffee trying to stay awake.
you're explaining the fat welt on the side of you're neck to a confused stranger or a best friend.
you're coming back to the other life, the one without paintball, where noone understands why you do it.
you're tired, working off little sleep, and the question creeps up and you try to ignore it.
Why do i do this? why the travel? why the losses? the missed work; the missed school. hours of practice and the complaining girlfriend.
because the lore of living a paintball life is just oo potent.
and the products of the road, the travel, are forever in memories in strange lands with stranger people.
because at tournaments you feel as though you can live as loud as you want.
it's worth all the sacrifices its worth all the bull****.
cause if you work hard enough, a sunday will roll around and you'll be in the huddle screaming, you're hand in, one of ten, playing for the world title.
and suddenly al of those cliche's you've ever heard make sense, and you are defined.
you say it to yourself and it means everything.
"I am a paintball player, and this moment right here is my life."
-Matt Marshall in "Sunday Drivers"

tear

**pbpro115** · April 2nd, 01:02 AM

Yosh Rau regarding the Shocker...

"Its the best F***ing gun ive ever used, honestly, best F***ing gun"

**CrazyAzian** · April 2nd, 02:10 PM

"We're just fighting, with no maps and few generals."
-Mat Marshall
Really reflects on...everything in paintball

**CerzLucky7** · April 6th, 07:11 PM

(Gogged)
Now you know how ur girlfriend feels

**Suicidal_Brick** · April 6th, 08:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CerzLucky7

(Gogged)
Now you know how ur girlfriend feels

badung csh

K&K_Paintball · April 6th, 08:58 PM

You know the stry gonna be good when it starts like "It Happens on a random monday
Coming back late from an event, or late on a sunday night right before you're about to get on the plane and be frisked for the third time." or...."one time...in band camp.."

**CerzLucky7** · April 6th, 09:01 PM

what does this have to do with PAINTBALL QUOTES

**Suicidal_Brick** · April 6th, 09:05 PM

do you mean paintball quotes said by paintball pros or like stuff we have seen on stickers...Im not quite grasping the point of this thread...

"are those my balls on your face?"

**CerzLucky7** · April 6th, 09:25 PM

both are fine, i would guess

zellthemedic · April 7th, 11:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Suicidal_Brick

do you mean paintball quotes said by paintball pros or like stuff we have seen on stickers...Im not quite grasping the point of this thread...

"are those my balls on your face?"

Aw dude, I saw that saying on an Evil shirt!

Best.Shirt.Ever.

**Suicidal_Brick** · April 7th, 11:52 AM

Yeah, I had that sticker on my egg but I had to get new shells.

**sNoW PIrAnHa** · April 8th, 01:51 AM

"Live behind your gun. Die behind your gun." -jason told me that a while ago, really hit me

"Get your guns up mother****ers and lets win us some money" thats in someones sig, I think matty marshall said that one.

**Draxxuskid917** · April 8th, 08:42 PM

Haha my paint cost more then your gun.

**Tomba** · April 8th, 09:28 PM

This sticker can go anywhere...like on your neighbors cat

dye pb stickers

lol

K&K_Paintball · April 8th, 09:33 PM

lol, that's tight.

"Did you just shoot me mothafu*ka? I'm gonna bust a cap in yo @$$!"

4ghot who said it, but it was funny as hell....

**CerzLucky7** · April 10th, 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by K&K_Paintball

lol, that's tight.

"Did you just shoot me mothafu*ka? I'm gonna bust a cap in yo @$$!"

4ghot who said it, but it was funny as hell....

probably some guy from the ghetto....