mitchb_3

I know there are many of these threds but they always get to long and people dont end up reading just post your favorite noob sayings or moments - if you have multiple put them in the same post.


go out to play at local field and a friend/noob (first time playing speedball for him) says that off the break hes going to get behind the net (which u have to have ur barrels on to start) and snip with his awsome spyder... that night after we played he asked me if i would join his team that he was going to start and he said that he emailed WGP and signed up for the $10,000 sponsorship in which we all got Karnys LOL I JUST FELL ON THE GROUND AND LAUGHED for a few hours.

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Mangobutter

ha....ha... that wasnt very nice... and we have all those threads for a reason....

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MR. Marsullus

this should go in Player stories section, and yes there is a stickey with this topoc

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spikoman

That kids a **** you need to give him a few in the grill next time.

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Ugly Bassist

Alot of the people who post in the 'noob quotes/stories' threads are noobs themselves anyway. It's a cycle of patheticness..

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spikoman

yea were all newbs......Seeing as your name is newbie......

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butterjuice

lol i heard some kid saying sumthing like that xcept he said it was by Dye and that he would be traveling all over the West Coast for free to play in tournaments. the kid was only like 11 years old.

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Ugly Bassist

Check my join date jackass.. I obviously made this name 2 years ago. And since when does a forum name determine someones experience?

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If you're proud of the date you joined a website you belong in front of a TV with a bag of cheetos and an Xbox.

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Ugly Bassist

And I'm implying your a jackass with no experience to paintball

im done

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spikoman

no experience....whatever you say pal, ive been playing for 2 years, ill blast you.

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butterjuice

ok.....dang spiko chill. also xbox's are cool b/c its got DOOM III and Splinter Cell 3 : Chaos Theory. Anywho there are a ton of people on PBF that have names that include the word newb, newbie, OR EVEN IN SOME CASES newbster !!!! so just b/c he has the word newbie in his name doesn't imply that he is a newb. i am with PBNewbie69 on this one. back to the thread, I HATE IT WHEN KIDS ARE SAYING THAT THEY WILL "SNIPE" OUT THE OTHER GUYS !!!!!!! ARGGGG OMG !!!!!!!!

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Jase

Half of the comments posted in the other thread are made up anyway....

Ugly Bassist

Yeah you can deff tell..

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2ffu

oh em gee guys what out he will blast you with his blowback.....

samanoususke

2 years? Are you kidding me? I'm on my eigth...

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"omg his flatline shoots harder it hurts i dont want to get shot by him"

or replace flatline w/ angel or other high end gun, depending on who you're playing w/

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EnergizerBunny

this wasnt playing paintball.......and it wasnt by a noob but im gonna tell the story anyways cuz its funny to me. I was at work today and some dude came and asked me if i knew where the bathrooms were (i work at a movie theatre) and i said "yes" and kept walking. lol.

ShepardD

I think the ones that get me everytime is,
"I don't want to play with him, he has Nitrous and that hurts more"
"I think I need to get some more bullets"
"You only have to shoot someone once", when they get upset since they took three or more hits, like its the other guys fault he couldn't stop the paint midair.
"well my mask was fogging up" for the standard excuse when some idiot removes his mask in the middle of a game.

Or when 5 people try to squeeze into 1 aztec on an airball field and wonder why they all get shot out.

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