In your buy it more make it, I think you meant to say douse it, not dose it
And no offense on the glove section of it, but you didn't make them at all. And they also look bad, are thinner, more loose, and larger then normal paintball gloves. But still a nice idea if you don't feel like spending extra money.
As for the paintball jerks episode:
"The bagger" has yet to been a type of player I've run into. I think you're hanging out with a strange crowd up in canada if there are those type of people. Also getting shots in the balls is rarely an issue. Almost any bunker you encounter when played correctly will cover your crotch area. The only time I've gotten shot there was when I had my body out too far, or was running to my next bunker.
"The goggler" I've also never ran into. Goggle shots happen all the time and aren't too much of a factor. 95% of the time the person isn't actually aiming at your face to begin with. You need to work on your snap shooting skills if you're getting shot too often in your mask. Also most companies tell you to replace the lens of your mask after every shot you take in the mask.
"The adjuster" refs should be making sure no players are going over 300 fps and or using illegal firing modes unless all the other players agree upon it. Most people that are shooting hot are the newer players.
"The lighter" you need to expect getting shot more then once. I personally don't shoot 3 bps and can stop firing on a dime. I don't stop shooting unless you call yourself out, a ref does, or I can tell I got you. If i do shoot someone worse then I should've I aplogise after the game. However if someone continues shooting after you're called out, I would suggest talking to the ref or player about it. Most the time it's an accident.
Overall good tips.
Edit: Your logos are very similar. And it looks like monkey with a gun is shooting an angel or piranha, not a autococker in my opinion. I would suggest changing it more, but that is also only my opinion.