So yesterday, we were paintballing in my friends woods. We had a game of 4v4, and it was me and another kid, vs 3. Se we were ont he top of this hill, trying to hold them off, but we couldn't keep an eye on all of them at once. Me and the other kid were behind a tree, and trying to find the last person.
When all of a sudden, BAM, something huge jumps out formt he otehr side of the tree we are standing on. Before we can think, we fire probaly 50-60 shots at it, and then realize it's a GIANT FREAKING TURKEY!
If beings trying to fly away, and jumps down the hill.
We laughed so hard we lost the match

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Just thought I would share.