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**tippmannbeast** · June 21st, 05:55 PM

ok, so My team need $$$ for jerseys and such, but half of my team can't get jobs. So, considering that my momma is the Pastor at my church (like a Minister for those of u know aren't churchy) which would prolly give me some leverage for the church to let us use the church parking lot for the car wash.
I have never had a car wash before, so i don't have much of an idea of what to do. I know ALOT of girls, so i'm gonna get a bunch to stand on the sidewalk by the entrance with signs and bring in some cars.
any tips?
how much $$$ could I expect to bring in?
thanks guys
We're prolly gonna buy jerseys and headbands with the $$$ collected, and of coarse donate part of it. thanx again for the help!
-Petey
captain of Team Gnarly Boyz

**DraXxus_JT** · June 21st, 06:02 PM

Sounds kool!! Go around asking for donations. Make up a story ( don't tell moma).

**tippmannbeast** · June 21st, 06:20 PM

lol
*southern accent* maw-ma don't laike to be lied to
lol j/k
I can have every1 wear hospital gowns and say we're all terminal- that'll get their wallets open!
maybe have a few people with hacking coughs!
yea, any tips?

Rebel Yell · June 21st, 06:33 PM

Girls with big hooters in tiny bikinis giving titty waxes should pull in a lot of dough.

**Huey69** · June 21st, 06:34 PM

Charge $5 for outside only, $10 for inside and outside. $10 for outside and wax. $15 for outside,wax, and inside.

Make signs and post them around town about a week before it happens.

**Mangobutter** · June 21st, 07:25 PM

and $30 for a wash AND sex

**flatlander_14** · June 21st, 07:31 PM

if only there were a church carnival coming up... you could set upa stand where someone gets to use your paintball gun and for $10 they get 50 shots to take at someone running around maybe 50ft away...

otherwise think nothing but soap, boobs, and cash....

**pigstick** · June 21st, 07:51 PM

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Originally posted by Mangobutter
and $30 for a wash AND sex

Will it be cheaper if I drop the wash, or is it a package deal?

**sNoW PIrAnHa** · June 21st, 07:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by tippmannbeast
ok, so My team need $$$ for jerseys and such, but half of my team can't get jobs. So, considering that my momma is the Pastor at my church (like a Minister for those of u know aren't churchy) which would prolly give me some leverage for the church to let us use the church parking lot for the car wash.
I have never had a car wash before, so i don't have much of an idea of what to do. I know ALOT of girls, so i'm gonna get a bunch to stand on the sidewalk by the entrance with signs and bring in some cars.
any tips?
how much $$$ could I expect to bring in?
thanks guys
We're prolly gonna buy jerseys and headbands with the $$$ collected, and of coarse donate part of it. thanx again for the help!
-Petey
captain of Team Gnarly Boyz

I make team T shirts, just PM me and I can put a lot of stuff on there.

**tippmannbeast** · June 21st, 07:56 PM

LOL pigstick haha
i think it'd be a little wrong to sell sex in a church parking lot, wouldn't u say so?
lol
Yea i think i'm gonna have a buncha girls outside with neon posterboard signs, then selling pepsi and the car wash. hows that sound?

**lightbulb8817** · June 21st, 07:59 PM

how do you know the girls will do that for you?

**tippmannbeast** · June 21st, 08:05 PM

lol
i know
i'm Petey! i'm freaking magical.
i'll get them to, trust me.

**Ryan_Page** · June 21st, 08:19 PM

your petey man from magical land to get girls to come to your enchanted church on lollypop lane! j/k.

**tippmannbeast** · June 21st, 08:55 PM

lmao that was awsome
yea i know alottaaaaaa girls who wud do that

**PaIntballPunker** · June 21st, 09:02 PM

you guys are nubs
weve had 10-15 car wash's at work
and they are free
so you make signs that are obnoxious and huge and say
"FREE CAR WASH!"
then as soon as you get them into the parking lot say "tips are always welcome'
and then youl get like 100-150-200$

**indecision** · June 21st, 09:08 PM

guys dont really like seeing 14 year old girls in bikinis... it kind of freaks out anyone 16+... your main customer is going to be the 38+ guy or the soccer mom w/ her dirty ass van.... just wash cars quick... do it for like $10-15 inside and out.

**tippmannbeast** · June 22nd, 04:06 PM

nah they'd be dressed, cuz it's church ya know?
but i'll prolly do 1/2 the day 'FREE CAR WASH' and rely on tips, then the other half be $5 per wash.

**PaIntballPunker** · June 23rd, 12:03 AM

yeah dude do some sort of deal
like "before 3 o clock its a free wash!!"
then in small lettering say tips are welcome

VaSh Ward · June 23rd, 01:41 AM

Dude have them wear bathing suits. 2 piece. Many horny old guys will come. and young guys looking for chix
they gotta act ditsy

**Number One Andrew** · June 23rd, 07:45 AM

Sell candy after church or something like that. Or stand in front of a Wal-Mart and sell it. You have to ask the manager if you can first though.