flatlander_14

i believe there was a thread similar to this before the forum was wiped out, and some of them were pretty funny. lets start it up again.

for those that dont know, a haiku is a 3-line poem that has 5 syllables on the first line, 7 syllables on the second, and 5 on the third line. its supposed to deal with nature but lets just forget about that

here are a few of mine:

walking through the brush
looking for my opponents
splat, i am gogged

bunkering the noobs
laughing and mowing muppets
this is some fun s***

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If you got it on that hard with your hands...u should be able to get it off with your hands.... Flatliner105

Zap

good job!

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BichSlapinWorr

I hear a whistle
Match starts, paintballs are flying
Yipee, Mullet Bunkered

2ffu

it is time to go
jew grabs his gun to go pwn
oh boy he got jewed



lol

MedicDVG

Nervously I wait;
The air alive with tension;
Sprint off the break, what a rush!

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2ffu

where is my pod *****
been rippen the dm4
oh my gosh sniper

BichSlapinWorr

MedicDVG
Dont make these so serious
I Pwn Accountants

SpYder craZy

^^haha

I suck at paintball
just got bunkered by some newb
god please kill me now

flatlander_14

attaching barrel
twenty one inch thunderpig
i poke out an eye

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If you got it on that hard with your hands...u should be able to get it off with your hands.... Flatliner105

MedicDVG

Damn, I laugh too loud;
Gufaw and chorlte like mad;
I just wet my pants.

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Mooseman1710

haha

shoot, shoot, shoot,bang,bang
****, barrel condom is on
ow, bunkered it hurts

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Nightstrike

no racial slurish terms...
and I don't care if you really are a jew,no exuses.

PoorBass

Tippmann is decent,
Paintball juice tastes nasty,
I need more money.

rory096

a) that's not race
b) that's not a slur, he just referred to himself as a jew. is it bad that he's proud of his religion?
c) he doesn't need an excuse, he did nothing wrong

inkjt510

paintball is t3h 1337
I am so mad agg it hurts
goddammit im out

yes im not that japanese poet dude...oh well, it's summer, I'm not going to think too hard!

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rory096

I pizzown all you
I will bunker yo asses
then rape your carcass

Nightstrike

in the context it was.
and Being a jew can refer to someones ethnicity(SP?) OR their religion.
and him being a jew doesn't exuse the fact he can do it.
Hitler was a jew you know,

rory096

No...


As for the rest of the stuff:

Judaism is not an ethnicity, and if it was, it would be an ETHNIC slur, not a racist slur,

Him being a jew does excuse the fact that he can do it, cuz there's nothing wrong with it!

2ffu

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for one thing hitler was not a jew he was a douche
why is this wrong? idk because it is not. no mod super mod or admin has ever told me some thing bad about me reffering to myself as a jew. its ok cause i am, judiasm 9 sp?) is not a race it is a religion.

Nightstrike

His grandfather(or great grandfather on his moms side) was a jew.(I think his name was mayar rothschild)
All i'm trying to do is help enforce the rules.
thats all.

anyways....
My cocker is nice
it goes clack bang clack bang clack
Short stroking sucks bad.