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VelvetRevolver · October 5th, 08:40 AM

And that my friends is why you don't buy an egg.

**TheConMan41** · October 5th, 12:54 PM

I had a friend who had that happen to him, only the whole thing completely disassembled; shells, battery door, feedneck. Everything. He took his pods, fed one into the feedneck at a time, and shot. It was the funniest thing I've seen in a while.

**Pr0ph3t** · October 5th, 01:15 PM

Saw this happen to a kid at WW last time I played there.

They asked me to be their 3rd for a little scrimmage kinda deal, and I was like sure why not. Kid goes to slide into his bunker, his egg came flying off and dominated his E-99s elbow...ya know, the plastic one...needless to say, he got owned.

**paintballer05** · October 5th, 02:34 PM

ive did something like that but my barrel got stuck in the ground.. it sucked wish i had pics..

**Mezzo** · October 5th, 03:33 PM

Docs Raiders need to learn how to superman dive.

**theunforgiven** · October 5th, 05:04 PM

again, better him than me.

**Party-Posse** · October 5th, 05:45 PM

man... eggs do suck...

***NYY*** · October 5th, 06:35 PM

damn you for bringing this thread back

i remember i made it when it was still summer an di wasnt in school

**PBaller149** · October 5th, 09:16 PM

LOL this kid on my team just did that to his egg haha but he baught a halo now.. thats why i slide properly and keep the gun OUTTA the sand!

**BAURblades** · October 5th, 10:21 PM

i havnt had one problem with my egg, ever. i got an egg cuz i couldnt afford a halo. do u see me goin around saying "should have bought a timmy" when ever someone with a trix breaks an oring or someone with a shocker has insane firstshot drop off?

neg

**1337** · October 5th, 10:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pr0ph3t

Saw this happen to a kid at WW last time I played there.

They asked me to be their 3rd for a little scrimmage kinda deal, and I was like sure why not. Kid goes to slide into his bunker, his egg came flying off and dominated his E-99s elbow...ya know, the plastic one...needless to say, he got owned.

I've seen that happen so many times... Priceless. Sure do miss that place.

That is why you either:

A) Cut down your egg feedneck

B) Buy a Halo

I went with B.

**CaptainCanada** · October 5th, 10:43 PM

man... I saw this kid at the place I go run to Superman into a bunker and then he tripped and his barrel went straight into the turf and filled with grass and dirt then he tried to squeege it but it just scratched up his barrel... kinda funny, but must've sucked.

Shadymxcn · October 5th, 10:56 PM

Thats why i only slide on my ass and hip.... plus i am scared i will hit a rock or own my elbow or knee

**CaptainCanada** · October 5th, 10:57 PM

i'm all about sliding on my knees =) knee pads are the greatest invention ever

**BAURblades** · October 5th, 11:03 PM

my favorite slides are the ones where u just bump up to the next bunker about 15-20 feet away.... just enough room to get some speed up, but not too much u gotta worry about sliding right...

pop-up slides in a back tape corner are fun too cuz u slide on ur but come up and start rockin ur gun all in one motion <3

**lastonestanding** · October 5th, 11:42 PM

i remember the time i was playing a tourney and my revvy wouldn't feed when i was shooting cause the pokemon card a ripped up and used as a spacer was interfearing with the flow, so i pounded on it in a WTF??? rage and snapped my elbow, just looked down on the ground and was like, ****! and then the ref(buddy of mine) said that he should of pulled me for having it on the ground for more then 5 seconds.

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