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**100%Wooddog** · January 25th, 08:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Suicidal_Brick

People who tell me what to do when theyre out
When I short stroke my gun
I also hate it when a n00b like me acts like he knows what he is talking about, I should shut up now

Unless you have an autococker..

**sumsimpleracer** · January 25th, 08:48 PM

CAMOFLAGE bugs the hell out of me if were not playing a scenario game....can you actually believe that these guys walked in with full BDU's and dog tags into an indoor speedball only field

**Cocker16** · January 25th, 09:38 PM

pretty mcch VL and Spyders do suck.

Hmm my pet peeves. Playing with noobs that say i cheat cause they shot me and missed me.

Little kids acting like they know the whole sport of paintball.

People saying Auto-Cockers are full auto thus the name. GRRR.

um wat else. Kiddies pouring water down there feednecks to clean thier gun inbetween games. Ppl touching and stepping on my Hopper thus busting it.

Noobs in particualr.

Short-Strroking, getting out off the break. Chopping off the break.

Tippmans with flatlines that sit in the back and arc there guns there so far away.

ppl taking my paint. Stepping on paint. Using my clothes as cloth to clean there guns and or mask.

ppl who shoot hot and are proud of it.

ppl who say i shoot hot eventhough im only shooting 280.

ppl who wipe repetivaly. Once or twice ok but wiping 5 shots is gay and u suck but are a good wiper.

Getting called out on splatter.

yes im bitter.

**joeyk803c** · January 25th, 09:56 PM

People who are rich noobs.
Bad Reffs
Players who constantly curse
Rude, ignorant players
People who choose you based on your marker( I still manage to teach them wrong)
Wipers
People who say someone is shooting hot while he/she is the one shooting hot(happened when I was playing with a friend, a kid almost lost his vision to a ignorant tourny player, Team Envious if you know who they are(SoCal-SD))
When people tell you what to do, or think you are using full auto
Tippmann G.I. Joe Wannabes
Noobs who say their parents will buy them a expensive marker when they don't even know how to get a ball detent off their blowback(happened in my local pb store, I wanted to slap the kid)
People who don't know what they are talking about
Store Tech who "know" why a marker is broken down cuz of who it is made by

**Mangobutter** · January 25th, 10:21 PM

high prices and people touching my stuff when i dont want them too.

**Gabriot** · January 25th, 10:44 PM

The worst is when I'm at a bunker and in good position, then two noobs come barging in and into the same 1 man bunker I'm at, and then I can't snap shoot or anything until they're out. I swear one time I shoved a guy out because it was like the 3rd game he'd done it in a row.

**PaintBallBob** · January 26th, 02:48 AM

rentals setting down their tippmanns on top of my marker, goggles, paint, ect...

people shooting bunkers for no purpose(like half a hopper) before the game

people who purposely shoot hot

thiefs

people that ask for paint(although i do it to)

people who start conversations with "you should buy a....[insert upgrade]"

when people say they are going to one bunker and then decide to switch without telling anyone so we have two or three people at a small ass bunker(ie: stubby).

people who push/shove/grab off break. I really dont get why anyone would do this when your not blocking them...but its happened.

People who shoot one handed off break and end up shooting you in the back.

and all the stuff mentioned before.

***PaintballinR*** · January 26th, 05:44 AM

noobs actin like they are the junk
crapy feilds
feild owners that dont do anything
ppl w/1000+ markers that can play and get owned my noobs..lol
feilds that take 5mins to start another game
ppl who get into MY tool box and get junk w/o askin
noobs who say they can snipe in speedball
paint all over the ground thats like 5 months old
crappy refs
uneven feilds hill and junk in speed ball feilds...
ok i think im done..lol

**Brockocoli** · January 26th, 06:12 AM

people who always say you cheated if your team wins
people who try to give you tips about the game but are really worse than you.

**xmagman** · January 26th, 08:02 AM

People who think that certain markers are better than others just because pro teams use them or the hype.

People who bunker little kids in rec ball.

People who think that their $1000+ marker makes them an instantly better player.

People who think that if a marker doesn't cost more than $700 it's crap (i.e. Tippmans, Spyders, etc)

People that think just because you wear camo you are a noob (although wearing face paint, dog tags and other military paraphernalia is rather useless in paintball). And no, I don't wear camo.

People who hate noobs just because they are noobs.

People who shoot in the staging area where people have their masks off.

People who forget/don't use barrel plugs/sleeves.

I could go on and on but I'll digress for now.

**FOXTROT** · January 26th, 08:36 AM

noobs who all they do is sit in the same spot becasue they think if they move they will get shot.

feilds that use mcdonalds playground equipment as bunkers.(trust me if been to a field that has it)

uneven teams.

little kids that have Dm4 and Dm5 and think that there sick because they have an expensive gun that they dont deserve.

people who think if u play woodsbal u need camo and a tippman to be good.

people who give th refs a hard time when there just doing there jobs

kids who point loaded guns at other kids faces with out a barrel condom on there guns.

people who whine at feilds becasue gun hits dont count when they think they should.

when older kids judt yell at noobs because there doing something wrong when they should just be a good person and explain what they did wrong.

over priced feilds that suck and charge to much.

**b2k2man04** · January 26th, 11:23 AM

Refs Who Favor One Side... Like The Air Sports Refs
Ramping
People Who Think They Are Good Cause They Got A 1000 Dollar Gun
People You Screw With There Guns

**massballer2k5** · January 26th, 11:47 AM

What gets me mad is the whole sniper thing... it gets annoying when you hear it allll the timmee...

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**P8ntballin Hobo** · January 26th, 11:53 AM

By far

when a person has a 1,000,000,000,0,0,0,0,0,0 gun and think they can pwn anyone

Cheater's

**vpraidersfan1** · January 26th, 11:58 AM

People trying to turn up their velocity to the max-limit (285) shooting in-consistent spyders that can spike. like 260 isn't good enough...

people asking too many damn questions at the field. "How much did that cost?" "Can i use it?" no, no, and NO!

Going to the field and having everyone with a cocker or "nice" spyde clone being looked up on.

people trying to "share" paint. i'm thinking "bi*** dont be cheap and have me pay 40$ and you pitch in 15, buy your own damn case muthapucka. "

n00bs saying "Dude, i did this, and almost got him blah blah blah" when you were in the game, and they stood behind a bunker blind firing in the air, not doing jack-sh**.
chrono-ing and people with ego's wanna touch my sh**.

"Dude, its just a gun lemme shoot it for a game". Like, "its just a gun, then go get your own bleatch."

Also, when people go into your shared lock and "accidentally" mix up your box of paint with 3 bags left, with their 1 bag left.

I got more, but i feel like i am ranting. [/rant]

**PBiTalIaNsTyle** · January 26th, 12:40 PM

whipers
asshole refs who think they own the place
people who share the same bunker as you
good regular players that treat newb like crap and give them a hard time when its their 1st time playin
ppl who ask for paint cause their 2 cheep 2 buy their own
people thay judge you by your marker
getting overshot

**dhill0413** · January 26th, 12:47 PM

walk on games where its like 20 vs 20 and the game is incredibly boring.

**HP_lovecraft** · January 26th, 12:59 PM

People who leave a game when they run out of air or paint. Why even play in the first place?

Nick

OnTheMatBaller · January 26th, 03:49 PM

a month before i broke my collarbone i went to a local field by myself, and i come back from a game and all my paint is gone...so i yell out "WTF" and the manager comes over and asks what the problem is...We come to the conclusion that the Church youthgroup 2 tables thought they left a half case of paint ... under all my gear. So i tell them and they refuse to do anything, so i ask there counsler and he buys me a case...

-church youth groups who steal your paint while its sitting under your gear, and then lie about it.

Lionheart · January 26th, 04:59 PM

8v8 on an xball field
kids that shoot you in the back after you bunker them
bunkers falling over
loosing allen wrenches
non locking feed necks
bad ball detents