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June 3rd, 01:39 AM
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Will Fix Guns For $$
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Best way to start the day
For this story we need a little info
I share a town house with 3 people and they all paintball. #1 and #2 live upstairs. me and #3 live in the basement next to the "Office".
Well this morning i got the idea that it would be funny to wake them up by dry firing my guns at about 2 am in the mornig. So i go a head the stairway and gas up and do it. 
Well i got a kick out of doing it till i heard them start to gas up and load about 20 mins later.  so i grab my mask & pods and run out the back door
Just as I am about 30 yards from the house they come boiling out the door after me with thier gun blazing.
This resulted in a 1 vs 3 revenge game out in the rain that lasted about 30 mins.
Now this would not be so bad but though out this i only had t-shirt and boxers on.so i got a fair number of good sized welts (32 by my count)
So the moral of the story is : Let sleeping ballers lay or be ready to reap the whirlwind
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Last edited by Mortisdeum : June 3rd at 02:30 AM.
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June 3rd, 01:41 AM
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lol thats wat u get i told you in the chat like right after u left to not play paintball in the house
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June 3rd, 02:04 AM
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Will Fix Guns For $$
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And as proof the shirt i wore:
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Homebrew Mod God Tippmann Mods:
Spring Loaded RT, Mirror Polished Internals , High Flow Valve, Full auto Mod
Smartpart Mods:
Ion Foamie
Cocker Mods:
EZ Timing Bolt
If you make your own custom parts put this in your sig.
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June 3rd, 03:15 AM
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A 1337 M3mb3r
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haha, nice d00d, i love scarin teh **** out of people by dry firing
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June 3rd, 02:28 PM
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Preppy asshole
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Haha awesome. Sometimes it seems kind of mean, especially if they dive away. And by mean i meant funny.
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thats the point of picking someone you trust.
I would trust mike..maybe not ellis to **** **** up.
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btw, Ellis, you're an idiot.
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June 3rd, 02:34 PM
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Haha, kinda mena but pretty funny.
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June 3rd, 04:00 PM
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ahahahahaha funny.. but you got you self smoked..
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June 3rd, 09:21 PM
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take pics of welts...lol shirt looks TORE up wut kind of guns do ur brothers have?
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June 3rd, 09:35 PM
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Damn man. 32 welts? Most I've had at once is 10, I don't want to know how you feel.
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June 3rd, 09:41 PM
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something to show off though.
haha these people toilet paper my house every year on mischief night. i'm going to get a bunch of people (probably a third of my school paintballs) and all dryfire at the same time from the bushes. gonna be a hoot.
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June 3rd, 10:25 PM
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lol thats hilarious, remember payback is a b****
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June 3rd, 10:25 PM
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**** you actually did the dry fire, i thought you wer just trying to be e cool in the chat. nice job.
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June 3rd, 10:50 PM
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something to show off though.
haha these people toilet paper my house every year on mischief night. i'm going to get a bunch of people (probably a third of my school paintballs) and all dryfire at the same time from the bushes. gonna be a hoot.
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Awesome idea. Scare them without actually shooting at people not wearing protection. I like that a lot. |
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June 3rd, 10:55 PM
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Will Fix Guns For $$
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take pics of welts...lol shirt looks TORE up wut kind of guns do ur brothers have?
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Not my brothers but my room mates.
#1 Ion
#2 Tippmann 98c RT
#3 Sypder e99 avant (sp?)
as for picts of the welts, no.
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Homebrew Mod God Tippmann Mods:
Spring Loaded RT, Mirror Polished Internals , High Flow Valve, Full auto Mod
Smartpart Mods:
Ion Foamie
Cocker Mods:
EZ Timing Bolt
If you make your own custom parts put this in your sig.
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June 4th, 10:15 AM
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Preppy asshole
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Kind of off topic, but whats the (sp?)? I've always wondered. 32 welts would suck. Learn anything?
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thats the point of picking someone you trust.
I would trust mike..maybe not ellis to **** **** up.
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btw, Ellis, you're an idiot.
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June 4th, 10:18 AM
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Ellis (sp?) means spelling?, they're not sure if they spelled it right...
Back on topic...Id of kicked your ass...****ing shooting you with a PB gun...we woulda faught LoL
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June 5th, 03:02 PM
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chicks dig scars baby!
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haha dude thats awesome, im gonna do that this comin weekend. gonna have some people stay the night and then go ball in the morning.
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June 6th, 01:51 PM
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Will Fix Guns For $$
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haha dude thats awesome, im gonna do that this comin weekend. gonna have some people stay the night and then go ball in the morning.
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Hopefully not at 2 in the morning in the rain.
Besides i hope that you saw the shirt so you know what might hapen
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Tippmann Owner, Smartparts Owner, Autococker Owner, Pump Owner, Seridan owner, Automag owner... Gun Collector
Homebrew Mod God Tippmann Mods:
Spring Loaded RT, Mirror Polished Internals , High Flow Valve, Full auto Mod
Smartpart Mods:
Ion Foamie
Cocker Mods:
EZ Timing Bolt
If you make your own custom parts put this in your sig.
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June 6th, 03:09 PM
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Thats funny as hell.
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