Rookie mistake on my behalf: I ran to the far north of the field at the very beginning of the game and ended up in a mid range fire fight with a guy with the same gun set up as me (tippy 98 w/flatline). Well, he decided to get closer to get a better shot and i knew if he got there i was a goner, so i decided as soon as he got behind the tree he was running for for cover, i would take off straight towards him and tag him when he wasnt ready. Good plan...in theory. Well, he went behind the tree and I took off. I was right, he never saw it comin. what i didnt know is that i forgot to turn my electric hopper on so i got about 2 shots out, then nuthin. He on the other hand had his on and after he ducked behind the tree, put about 5 paintballs up my left side. Now i have a "remove before flight" tag for my hopper. Thats one lesson I wont soon forget.
playing attack the fort.... ran down a hill to a bunker that was mid way, tripped wich made me run faster, hit the bunker, bunker fell over, I got shot... yep it sucked
I shot myself in the foot point blank after a game cause i didn't know my trigger frame was loose so the sear caught then it slipped and i didn't have the safety on
Airball bunker (Standup "can") got shot in the flap where you air it up, and it popped off and let a bunch of air out, turned sideways and kinda fell over. Got my ass lit up baby.
um in the same day i accidentally shot 2 of my team mates and shot my self in the foot. then one game i lit my friend up and i got him in the balls. it was hilarious. he was soooooo pissed tho
you've gotta be kidding me. if your not bsin me that would be freaking funny to see.
It's true, he called himself out and no one could tell why. He showed a hit on his mask, but nobody claimed to have shot him. He was so embarrased he mumbled that he had shot the bunker and it hit him.
I was playing in my friends backyard and I was using his piranha GTI, I tagged him and his brother and the game was over. When they were off the field getting paint i accidently shot the gun and the bolt came back hit my stomach and knocked the wind otu of myself.
Ellis, i've seen it happen too. Funniest damn thing i've ever seen at a paintball field, other than the kid dropping a Co2 tank on his foot and spilling all of his 500 bag of paint on the ground! Now that was funny!! LMAO.
was running from one side of the field to the other... long run btw... so as i was running i tripped over something and managed to superman into a bunker... people were like HOLY ****
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it was lunch break and i was sitting on a bench and a squirrel peaked out of these bushes, so I flicked a paintball at it, but missed horribly, and it came up to the paintball, sniffed it, and put it in his mouth, went half way back to his bush, paused, and ran back to the bushes. I was like holly crap did that just happen?
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Ok,I was reffing this game on the fake town field. (this is a VERY quick drawing, it is A LOT better than it looks.) 2 guys from each team walked along the tapelines, not out of bounds or anything, the other team was like whatever they're out...they werent. They were just walking marker down, until they had a good shot at most of the people, they both started going out, apparently they had radio communicators in their mask lol, they showed em to everyone. The whole other team got so mad, 1/2 of them left, I was asking them why they cant stand to lose, but they just flicked me off and drove...they all had like egos and shockers, and the 2 people that got all of em had mags (GOOD OL' MAGS!!!!! ) so, they never came back since...[IMG][/IMG]
brownish is shots, blue and red team...black is bunkers, blue is staging
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at my field they allows sling shots on occasion as long as u use paintballs of course... but any way this 1 time i was sling shot ballin and was doing good made it so easy to run around the field. so i hid under this tower thing soon enuff a kid slides up to a bunker id say like 3 feet away. not knowing i was there he pops up and refills his hopper has he is fiddling around putting it back in his brass eagle pack i gogged him then the asse shot me in the arm saying that he coudlent be hit cause he was reloading ahha
oooh yeah i forgot the funniest thing to ever happen to me. well i was upnorth and for my bday we were playing at this field. at this time i had a spyder, and i needed a new cupseal, which was nowhere to be found. so i had to rent a tippy. so anyway i beat my little bro and his friend, and me and my friend were doing a slow cheesy victory flag run. well i was jogging very slow screaming crap like "we owned you" and crap at thier faces and i tripped over my shoelace, dropped my gun, full hopper fell of and let out all my paint, and mask visor cracked.
so one time i was playing and was sitting on the bench at my feild eating mac an cheese so a paintball flew into my mouth and i was " omg guys did you see that" and they were "omg yea!!!" so the next day after my fiberone daily good breakfast i go and to take a poopy and whatdya know there that little ole paintball sitting in the toilet.
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i gogged him then the asse shot me in the arm saying that he coudlent be hit cause he was reloading ahha
