bs garret thats such a lie you would choke to death you whitey no offense to all our upstanding ethnic members im not kkk or anything actually black power
so one time i was playing and was sitting on the bench at my feild eating mac an cheese so a paintball flew into my mouth and i was " omg guys did you see that" and they were "omg yea!!!" so the next day after my fiberone daily good breakfast i go and to take a poopy and whatdya know there that little ole paintball sitting in the toilet.
I call shens.
It would have dissolved, and given you pink diarrhea.
well one of my friends went to ref in the chicago open and all he had was some cargo shorts. well he was lyin on the ground a ball came up through the leg of the shorts and hit his nuts. that was funny to watch
tried to slide into a bunker and landed about 8 feet short where they could still c me and then army crawled the rest.....rather embarrasing, got a wicked rugburn thing too.
i was in a pretty big speedball game once, but it was like 5 half decent to really good people people (i was on this team, but only half decent at the time ) vs 15 nubs, who either had rentals or had just started playing. and there was an old guy playing, and i shot him in the nuts accidentally. but he was like standing really far out from his bunker, so i guess he deserved it. but everyone at the field who wasnt playing at the time was watching this game, and everyone saw it. and then people started calling him "mister nuts" and he got really mad. it was pretty funny, because, you know, old people getting hurt is always funny
I let my friend use my stock hopper and later in the game we were together firing at some guy hidden behind some bushes. Well this guy starts letting out on our position and hits my friends hopper like 4 times and he blamed it on me saying my hopper was crap. I was like ok, but what does that have to do with the fact that it got hit when you were using it??? Excuses are crap!
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hahahaha cocker kid thats awesome.....One time we were playing just some woods ball and it was me and this little kid left against like 5 or 6 other guys and the little kid goes "screw this" and takes a ball out of his hopper and smacks it on his shoulder.
one time in a woodsball game i got out pretty early on. So i was watching from the bench. I saw my friend crouching in a snake. He yells "OH ****!!!" when he sees he has noone on his team and he is so far up. So he gets up and runs like hell. 3 guys pop out and keep shooting him in the back. He throws his gun up loose the paint in his hopper, bends his barrel and all the packs on his back popped open up and he looses all the paint he bought that day. So i have never seen him play forward ever again.
I've actually got a video of the funniest thing i've seen. It's in our camcorder back at home. It was at a tournament 5 hours away from home. We had 3 teams from our hometown in the tourney. Anyway, in the match for 3rd and 4th place, it boils down to a 1v1. One team was from our hometown, and had rather little experience, but played very well. The other team seemed pretty good, decked out with all the fancy stuff.. anyway. I was filming back and forth b/n the two guys, just a lot of shooting and ducking. Well, the guy on the other team from ours was in a large stand up holding his gun straight down, peaking out the side. All the sudden he flinches pretty hard, and then looks down. Then it looks like all the life just falls out of him. He just stands theree and a ref walks up to him, looks at his foot, and takes his armband. Off the field, the dude threw his mask down hard.... it was funny. i stopped taping there, didnt want to piss em off, but it was pretty damn funny.
My first time at a real course, I was so nervous/hyped up that on the break I took off dead spring into the back bunker. It was hyperball, plastic bunkers, and i hit it so hard in the face that it hurt pretty bad and my visor flew off. I was a bit shaken up by that, but I tried to do as much damage with that rodeo as i could.
Well, the guy on the other team from ours was in a large stand up holding his gun straight down, peaking out the side. All the sudden he flinches pretty hard, and then looks down. Then it looks like all the life just falls out of him. He just stands theree and a ref walks up to him, looks at his foot, and takes his armband. Off the field, the dude threw his mask down hard.... it was funny. i stopped taping there, didnt want to piss em off, but it was pretty damn funny.
so he shot himself in the foot?
a group of like 30 asians came to the field, and were playing body shots, so they would have huge paint stains on their arm and masks, but wouldnt be out
most hid behind the dead box off the break, but there was sum bunkering from literally 2 feet away, awesome action
intensely funny ****
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me and 4 other of my teammates surrendered to a kid with no paint, and last game today was a recycle game, i ran out of air and just started throwing balls untill i had no pods left, had people on the other team wondering what the heck was going on when they saw 10 balls at once flying at them in a buckshot spread
Funniest thing to ever happen to you on a P-ball outing?
) vs 15 nubs, who either had rentals or had just started playing. and there was an old guy playing, and i shot him in the nuts accidentally. but he was like standing really far out from his bunker, so i guess he deserved it. but everyone at the field who wasnt playing at the time was watching this game, and everyone saw it. and then people started calling him "mister nuts" and he got really mad. it was pretty funny, because, you know, old people getting hurt is always funny 
