I went to pull a flag on a wooden stand and knocked it over like a retard and fell on the ground.
^thinks the ctf game that we are playing just requires you touch the flag to win, however, is is sadly mistake
*I WIN I WIN! (falls on floor)*
me: "nope, not tonight"
*shoots him a few times*
later,
finds two balls unbroken in harness.
yeah, that was funny
didn't you already tell this story in this thread? or was that the stupid/dangerous thing thread?
1) Saw a guy walking off the field without indicating he's out and got shot about 10 times including the back of his neck and ear then started crying.
2) I shot a guy MANY times (don't know how much but I was shooting for a couple seconds) and there wasn't a ball break. Sure, he got me out...but after the game when he took off his shirt I counted 13 black + blue marks on his left side only lol
Playin a lil 3 on 3 and my buddy asks me where I'm headed, I point exactly where I'm headed for and tell him "the second beercan up". Well game starts and we take off and I feel something hit my foot, then I nail the ground and start rolling, luckily I roll into the bunker, when I look up I see my friend crouched over me goin "omg! sorry sorry! are you ok! sorry! crap! sorry!" and by then everybody was shooting at us both crouched behind a beercan in the center of the field. Then I got gogged when I peeked out
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My bro was using a diadem shooting 24 bps and im shooting a kp-2 pump action rifel with 18 shots powered by a 12 gram co2 cartridge. I figure that since hes the last person on their side id go bunker him. As I ran up to him he saw me and aims at my head. I pause like a dear in headlights since im in the middle of the field. He then aims frommy head stragith to my balls and shot me DEAD center of my junk. I dropped on the ground and yelled OH MY GOD MY BALLS!. The whoel field started laughing. This is not only my brother but my identical twin brother.
ok, when you hear this, you will think this isnt true, but it is very true. Its 5 v 5 speed. I have 2 noobs on my team. They are both holding a piranha g3, and wearing all camo. They were both sh**ing themselves, they were thrilled to be there. The game begins, we all take our positions, Im about 2 bunkers up on the left...15 seconds into the game, i hear one of the noobs shout, "Oh my god! there he is!" he starts unloading. I hear "F***!!!!" i look over, and the noob lit up our own teamate...
i was holding a pod for my friend one time, and when i went to throw it to him, i messed up and it nailed the ground spillin everywhere, he turned and shot me really quick, and the game went on....hahah
1) went to bunker a guy with my old revvy and it was off...my gun didn't shoot good thing the guy i had no clue i was there i fell backward trying to turn it on then one of the guys on my team bunkered him good thing he was the guy.
2)jumped over a bunker on 1 vs 1 hit my shoe on it and lost it. good thing right after i landed he ran out of air
OMFG I JUST REMEMBERD this funny thing that happent to me on this speed ball field once..........
it was a cold wet/muddy sunday and i was playing my last game of the day and there was this tall lego looking bunker at the middle of the field (this was a big field long wise) i was at the bottom team's side and he was this fat guy who had a tippmann carbine; nothing special. the second the ref said "GO" he ran to the middle lego and i was behind a short lego near the one he was running to. he ran as fast as he could to the middle lego and the got 3 yards away from behind the lego and some one shot his mask he dropped his gun and tryed to stop running but slid on the mud and fell flat on his but at when he slid he knocked out the bottom of the lego with his leg the lego fell on top of him (the whole thing was like the "chopping down the tree effect")
well he was flatend and i feel to my knees laughing behind my bunker then not realizing the game was still going i pointed my finger broadly and some guy with a timmy shot my arm and then i was out
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Playing a 3 player woodsball game, all vs all. My bro gets out and i have no idea where in hell my cousin is. This woodsball course must have been 4-6 acres big. Yeah. So i get to this clearing, and think i see him. Unload some shots, nothing moves. I make some bold runs, no shots. I progress into a fox hole. He is in one 50 ft away. quick battle, he runs and i run. Now, 70 ft away. Lotta shots, no real action. He moves to my right, i move up and we are 20 ft apart. Start talking about being out of paint, but we don't admit. He runs to a log on the ground, i think he is out and i only have 4-6 balls left. I run into the open and he starts unloading on me. I hide behind a tree that is maybe 6-8 inches wide and don't get hit. i put my gun out, shoot, and hit him in the thigh!
My brother an i went to a field this summer. It was my first time to a field, but i had played before. I get out, and this n00b (my brother) is the only person left and he has a crappy 98c w/rusted 9 oz tank. There are about 6 tourney level players with DM5s and angels and crap. "Tap the bunker, he is too scared." the guy with the DM5 gets 5ft away, my bro pops up and puts 6 or so shots right into him.
the very first time I played, on the last match on the pipe field, (That's what it's called, right?) I charged towards one of the stand up tubes and slipped...crashing into the stand up and knocking it down. I got lit up by 3 people on the other team.
The last time I went, I was playing on the air ball field. I got shot out, and as I'm walking out, Clearly off the field, I get shot 7 more times in the back. Well, that wasn't funny at the time, but looking back at it, it kinda is.
yea one time (actually my first game ever) my friend and i had a miscommunication where he was telling me to move up but i thought he told me to run over to him for something so i did and then i tripped on a log and got shot like 10 times.
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My friend was on the other team and ran for a bunker...the bunker was kindof a bookshelf, he kinda bumped into it a little and knocked it over...he just kinda stood there thinking of what to do as he got lit up by like 5 people....so funny
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me and one of my friend were going to do a death charge down a spools field when we started down the field i got pegged like three times and turned around and my friend had left me!!!
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wow midgetman that sucks for you if my friend ever did that and i got out then i would just turn around and shoot him...
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