We were playing woodsball one day and a bunch of like 11-12 years olds were playing and it was near the end of the day and one kid just started shooting at this other kid non stop and they kid was rolling on the ground crying
We were playing woodsball one day and a bunch of like 11-12 years olds were playing and it was near the end of the day and one kid just started shooting at this other kid non stop and they kid was rolling on the ground crying
We were playing woodsball one day and a bunch of like 11-12 years olds were playing and it was near the end of the day and one kid just started shooting at this other kid non stop and they kid was rolling on the ground crying
damn triple post much.......i was playin a night game dec 2 and my lenses fogged up real bad (at this time my friend moved up to the snake on my left right below the lights that lit up the field) I was blinded for the entire game just cowering behind my bunker...lol and then my friend came around and lit me up.....the end.
we were playing a mock normandy invasion on a large open field. 12 on 4. with the 4 behind a large bunker. They also had bottle rockets, big and small. Anyways, so all 12 of us start charging. When the faster of the players, (me, my captain, and 2 others) got to the front the paint began firing on us. So we dove into this trench we made. anyways, suddenly we hear fire in the hole, coming from the bunker. Out roared a thunder stick, it flew past the trench and blew up sort of near some new players. Well it was there first time ever, so even though they werent close enough to be out, they still stopped moving completely. One kid cried, while the other seemingly stood there like, maybe i shouldnt have played with guys like them. Which was funny as hell. Well we open fire on the bunker, eliminating 2 guys. Then we all charged it, still firing. We won but after the game, when we were sitting around the rocket man, looked at his rocket tube and asked who fired evil paint. I apparently in my spraying at the bunker got a lucky shot right down the barrel of the tube. They stared at me bewildered, like i meant to. I thought it was funny.
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"I dont know about angels, but it is fear that gives men wings."
"...Through our last night ashore, drink to the foam..."
I was playing woodsball in a hardwood forest with huge trees, I was taking a breather behind this tree when this guy Jordan runs past without seeing me and stops at the tree in front of me. I like shot him 15 times. He was hurting the next day. Then right after i shoot him, his friend does the same thing. I'm like sweet. So he's out.
This other thing we did was the whole team laid down in this tall grass field where the other team had to go through. When they were right beside us we pop up and start shooting. They were like screaming and shooting every direction. It was awesome.
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I bet tippmann will turn gay and put the Cyclone feed on it. That would be GAY!!!!!
went ballin with a few friends, i had my olddddd brass eagle marauder and was shooting blue streak paint, walmart stuff, gravity fed, in surplus camo with my gun covered in camo ducttape, at the end of the day , much to their dismay everyone had a blue splat or two on them
Playin x-ball off the break I was runnin for the snake (it was a 5v5), and I somehow lost the hopper to my A-5. It rolled away, past the snake, to the net. I was like O **** and so I crawled to get my hopper when two of their guys came diving in. I used 4 balls (the ones that were already in the Cyclone), and got both of em out. Later in the game I bunkered an Ego. It was pretty cool, cuz the guy was so pissed. I haven't seen him since.LOL
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When I went streaking and left a nudist colony behind..
I am going out of town until August 8th... Although I don't know why you would need me.
Well, when i PB i don't like to go alone, but none of my friends are serious about paintball, except one; but he was saving for his alias (which he has now wooot!) and so i take some of my friends who are noobs and they rent and they usally have a good time.
Well i told one of my friends to shoot off the break and he shot the half moon ahead of him in his frenzied panic and the ball bounced off it and hit him in the throat. It was hilarious. He called himself out and after the game hes like how did i get hit?
One time at SC Arenas airball was down because it was so windy so HK, Aftermath, The Edge, and Legacy were all playing hyperball. I one balled Steve Nabi. And then the supervisor came and yelled at everyone becuase they pissed some people off or soething. Then they went to check Brandon Short for his wristband (of San Diego Legacy) and as he was lifting up his shirt he ran off and was never seen again.
One time i was playing at a woodsball field and we were playing a "disarm the bomb" game, with defenders and attackers. I was attacking and made a suicide rush for the bomb. I started sprinting and got about 10 yards from the bomb and met about a hopperful of paintballs with my name on them. That was cool
i was in this woodsball feild with this gigantic a$$ maze fort. our entire team had gotten seperated and for all i knew i was the last one left. i was wandering through this maze and i heard two people talking from behind one of the dividers so i spent about 5 minutes slowly sneaking through the maze to where they were for an ambush. i finnaly round the corner and see them and find out they were my own temmates.
1 the first time i ever played i wound up being the last person on my team. i peeked around the bunker and got hit in the foot, thigh and gogged all at the same time by three different people. it was funny as he// 20 minutes later to me.
2 i was on an indoor speedball game and me and this other guy are behind a beercan. we accidentally knocked it over and, making the best of the situation, started rolling it down the feild for cover as we shot people. the ref got pretty pissed at us
Big fat kid named Gabe takes back right standup. Tries to bump up to a dorrito. Goes for a slide on his knees. But he's so big, he just stops. Hits the ground goes 2 inches and stops. His fat keeps going and his pack pops right off.
He crawls to the dorrito trying to not get shot, realizes his pack is still on the field, and tries to grab it without being shot.
His hand got lit up.
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i have a really small corse in my back yard and i was behind a flimsy piece of wood proped up against a tiny tree that was just as flimsy. there were two or three guys all shooting at me from a bunker about ten feet away and eventualy the bored just falls over. so now i am just standing in the middle of these guys line of fire with no cover and i get wailed on trying to sprint to the next pice of cover
Funniest thing to ever happen to you on a P-ball outing?
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