nothing really funny happends usually for me..
when I was reffing this fat guy dove to the snake and all 6 pods opend up and spilled everywhere. THAT was funny
We were playing some woodsball out on undeveloped city land north of town, and some mexicans on dirt bikes came ripping right through our field. Needless to say, they left in a hurry when all 6 people playing thought all at once it would be amusing to see how many times we could hit them.
I was waiting to get a game in on the airball field, while watching a little kid's birthday party, and one of em made it into the snake, got about 1/3 the way up, near a little extension on it, and a kid form the other team dove in on the other side, they both got to the middle on each side of the extension, and he one on the left rolls out, and the one on the right, spins around and out onto his knees. The look at each other, for about 5 seconds, then both shoot eachother and call themselves out.
At the start of that match, all six of the people on one team were behind the pill at the 20. Later in the match at that pill, one person from each team was on each side, without knowing the other was there, and they were peeking around the side that the other wasn't, like in a Loony Toons cartoon, then the guy on the right side peeks around, then turns around for no reason, the other guy comes over, and pops him one right in the head, ouch! He calls himself out, walks over to a ref on the sidelines, and says "I got shot point blank, and my hopper opened and I lost some of my bullets, am I out?" The ref laughs his ass off, and sais "No way man, your not out! Get back in there! I'll get you some more bullets!" And the kid runs back in as happy as a clam .
And at the end of a game I played, I was behind the 30, and my buddy was behind the 40 to the left of me, one of the players from the other team comes around into my bunker and shoots him, I fall back and fire a shot, nothing came out of the barrel, boy, he's lucky, he turns around and we both take a shot, two blanks, woah, we call it a tie since we were the last two left and had no paint. That was funny.
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just yesterday i played a league game and i slid to the 50 and i saw something in the crack of the sup'air and it was a leg and i lit it up man it was hilarious; on the same day i was gonna make a run to bunker someone, i made it like 10 feet away from the bunker when i saw that there were more the 1 person left so then i supermaned back into the bunker, and he missed every shot
one of our refs was reffin, and i was outside the net watching, and he got shot twice in the balls with shorts on.... he just fell over and rolled under teh net into the stagin area. He was allright, but when he got up he was like "god dammet my g/f's gonna be pissed...", and all this other stuff.
i dunno funny at the time.
A couple of friends were playing in a 3-man tourney at our local field,so we went to watch them play. It was their 3rd game,it lasted about 2 minutes,and they got everyone from the other team out,so Marco goes to get the flag when all of a sudden,some guy from his team starts firing at a bunker.
So Marco gets behind a bunker and start's shooting at him,so for a few minutes we they were shooting at each other,not knowing they were both on the same team. Everyone watching (A friend and I also) just started laughing our asses off.
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I saw this 10 year old kid on a team of like 4 other 10 year olds vs. like 5 30 year old guys. The 10 year olds teammates all stayed in back center but this kid ran straight to the 50 off the break. The 30 year olds were all in the back center and that 10 year old ended up shooting them all out.
i saw this dude with a rental actually shoot himself in the ankle by accident when he was playing. he didn't even know he shot himself. he thought some other guy did it.
one time this one jerk ref was reffing our game. our whole team except one player was in the deadbox, and it was a 1 on 3. apparently the ref though this game was taking too long, so he went over, kicked the taco, and my teamate got lit up.
ehhh okay its not funny but kinda.
Alright, there was this one kid, his name was jessy and he was a little pansy newb. Well he was the last one in on the one team against about 3 on the other team on X-ball. I was reffing. So, he shoots himself in the mask from like 1 inches away and everyone saw it. He broke the one lense in his Invisions Lol! The other ref that was helpin me, saw it, and he was like, wipe that **** off and stay in boy. So the kid started crying and like ran off the field screaming i'm out! And ran out of the field, left with his dad. And i havnt seen him since. This was all 5 weeks ago.
tl;dr-A bunch of naked molerats fought some ninja's in my basement with nurf footballs and pickles.
Funniest thing to ever happen to you on a P-ball outing?
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