I didnt do this but i was advancing on a guy in woodsball with a few guys and i pushed him back so far that when he went to go make a run for it he cloths lined himself on the boundary rope. he got his helmet ripped off paint flew everywhere and he cut his throght.
We were playin in my buddies' back yard. N' using his above ground pool as a bunker. It was one of those cheap one with flimsy sides. Off the break he wen sliding into it, and caved the one side in, and went into the pool gun n' all.
Lol, that's hilarious. Why were you using a pool as a bunker anyhow? Especially if you knew it was flimsy. Rich, so rich lol.
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"We're not retreating, we're advancing in another direction!"
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Black Tippmann 98 Custom,
BT Folding Stock
BT Adjustable Rail
Tasco Red Dot Sight
Smart Parts 14" Barrel
Pure Energy 20oz x 2
Extreme Rage X-Ray Mask
JT Barrel Condom
Dye C5 Gloves
i was about to hang the flag one time and i tripped over my lace, dropped my setup, lost all the paint in my hopper, (also lost the whole hopper), my mask fell off (luckily everyone on the other team was in the deadbox), and my teamate had to come grab the flag and hang it for me because i couldn't stop cracking up.
I was playing rec-ball at my friend Abbys. We were playing 1 vs 1. I ran up and went to slide for the flag and I knocked the bunker over screaming I WIN I WIN. I forgot that we had to return it that game. I felt like a idiot.
I was playing rec-ball at my friend Abbys. We were playing 1 vs 1. I ran up and went to slide for the flag and I knocked the bunker over screaming I WIN I WIN. I forgot that we had to return it that game. I felt like a idiot.
(shortly following after, i lit him up, and he couldn't figure out why for a second, it was really funny)
it was really funny afterwards finding two of my paintballs in his harness too
warning NEVER lift your goggles. Me and my brothers and some of their friends were playing woodsball. it was a very hot and humid day so i just had my goggles on (took them out of the mask stupid i know) well i had my brother pinned behind a tree and he had me pinned behind another about 30 ft away. Goggles fogged over lifted the for a second and peeked around the tree to see a ball about 5 ft from my head. hit me in the cheakbone 1/2 inch from my eye. HURT LIKE HELL. my eye was almost swollen shut for 3 or 4 days
do you actually play there or buy there stuff or what?
do u live in SE Michigan, i know chaoticprophecy does
Yes sir. We buy and we will soon be playing there. Our coach is involved or a employee. We will be soon playing there. Counterstrike is on the same team so yea he will be there too.
yeah the stores are really nice, (theres like 3 of them in different michiganian locations) and the fields are fun too. our coach helps run the store and sometimes the field in walled lake. check it out sometime.
Back 3 or 4 years ago I was playing at my creek so I got in this hole in the side of the bank that was an L shape and put tin in front of the hole that pointed to the creek. So this guy, the first of us to have an electronic, had his gun on full auto and shot me like seriously 20 times in the nuts. After I stopped cussing and throwing up I sold my VL Orion on the spot for 50 bucks with everything. Thank God I got a new Tippmann!
2 years ago I was playin with a bunch of friends in the woods. I was looking for some one to get when sweat built up on the mask. I lifted it to get the swet off when my bud who thought he was a sniper. Shot one shot it hit my left eyes from about 20 feet (I didnt know he was there.) A fire war from both teams erupted over me as I lay there in pain. I opened my eyelid and a round somehing fell out, it was the skin (moment of panic though.) But I couldn't see out of my eye. Finally got back to the trucks and a mirror. My hole eye was filled with blood in the cornia. Went to an eye doctor, the cornia ruptured, muscles ripped of the pupil and I have a cataract now. I can see out of it, fuzzy at distance and my pupil doesnt dialate close but I can see. Lesson learned never take your mask off in a battle.
Damn dude that would of had to hurt more then everything. That is something you should tell noobs at the field to keep them safe. That is scary just thinking of it. Ruptred cornia ahh.
i didnt do this but my friend goes "im gonna do the matrix" so he does the jump thing, drops his gun and duns for cover cause people are shooting at him. The the people who were shooting left and my friend ran like mad to get his gun cause he was scared of gettin hit.
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the stupidest thing i did was i saw some people advancing to our base where we were guarding the flag and so stupid me lets loose about 13 rounds and hit my friend that was on my team in the neck like three times.
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Stupidist/Most Dangerous Things You've Done Involving Paintball
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