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Old November 25th, 05:31 PM   #41 (permalink)
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probly the most stupidist thing wipping a mask hit infront of a ref
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Old November 26th, 04:54 PM   #42 (permalink)
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stupid/painful - supermanning into the already occupied snake.
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Old November 26th, 08:42 PM   #43 (permalink)
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Old November 27th, 08:27 PM   #44 (permalink)
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playing in the night, hiding on the backside of a steep canal bank in south east florida. Couldn't see **** 6 feet in front of you, 5' you might make something out if your lucky. I heard an opponent crawling around but never saw him. We ended up in a fierce firefight about 7 feet from each other dumping out about 75-100 balls between the both of us. I got hit in the shoulder once and about 5 hits on my hand. I just had my gun sticking over the canal bank firing towards his gun sound lol.

Night paintball is crazy and stupid, call me a pussy but F that stuff

part of the game is getting hit, but isn't the key to the game not to get hit? Why do people brag about getting hit all the time LOL? Thats like a quarterback bragging about how he got sacked 10 times his last game.
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Old November 28th, 08:30 AM   #45 (permalink)
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i once got outta a game, went on the other side of the net, took my mask off, and outta no where i got nailed right in the forhead with a ball, yeah it dropped me...haha
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Old December 12th, 12:04 PM   #46 (permalink)
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Shot one shot it hit my left eyes from about 20 feet (I didnt know he was there.) A fire war from both teams erupted over me as I lay there in pain. I opened my eyelid and a round somehing fell out, it was the skin (moment of panic though.) But I couldn't see out of my eye. Finally got back to the trucks and a mirror. My hole eye was filled with blood in the cornia. Went to an eye doctor, the cornia ruptured, muscles ripped of the pupil and I have a cataract now. I can see out of it, fuzzy at distance and my pupil doesnt dialate close but I can see. Lesson learned never take your mask off in a battle.

Wow. That was so detailed, that when I read it my eyes started twitching and burning I swear. Never done that before. That is something EVERY noob should read and they would never take their goggles off. You should be very thankful nothing worse happened.
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Old December 13th, 09:43 PM   #47 (permalink)
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Old December 20th, 11:08 PM   #48 (permalink)
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I just got back from a indoor game and they had a new person workin behind the counter and while he was screwing on the co2 it shot back right into his ribs and it was some serious sh!t. He was on the ground for a while and I was in shock I was like what the hell just happened.
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Old December 21st, 12:07 PM   #49 (permalink)
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I just got back from a indoor game and they had a new person workin behind the counter and while he was screwing on the co2 it shot back right into his ribs and it was some serious sh!t. He was on the ground for a while and I was in shock I was like what the hell just happened.
Shens. The bottle wouldn't come off the valve while you were screwing the tank IN, thats more likley to happen while screwing the tank OUT. Also, if you get hit with a co2 bottle, its going to be alot more serious then just "he was on the ground for a while", he would have probably AT LEAST ended up with broken ribs or more likely would have died. And how in the world was he holding his marker when he was screwing the tank in? I know when i screw a bottle in, i dont point the end of the bottle at my chest, not because its dangerous (which its not), but because its an uncomfortable.

Dont make up stories about serious things like that.
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Old December 21st, 12:14 PM   #50 (permalink)
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Damnit. You beat me too it. Yeah, CO2 doesnt randomly fly apart and hit people. Not by screwing in the bottle anyway.
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Old December 21st, 12:50 PM   #51 (permalink)
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probly the most stupidist thing wipping a mask hit infront of a ref
haha nick was that at the tourney??

anyway, stupidest/funniest thing i ever did was when i was playing in the woods w/ my friends when i just got my ion and i was moving to a bunker at about the 50 and i slipped and fell on my ass while i had a bunch of ppl shooting at me.

and one time i was at practice running to the snake off the break and slipped and fell on my ass in front of everyone shooting at me. im not fat or anything im actually really skinny but i guess i just have a problem with falling hahaha. its pretty embarrasing to say the least.
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Old December 21st, 06:41 PM   #52 (permalink)
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yea that was the first tourny we ever did it was when i got bunker twice then put back into the game
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Old December 21st, 11:25 PM   #53 (permalink)
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well you dont have to believe but one way or another I was there dont try to say that I was making something up when I was there you cant speak for me and it is true I dont know if he was taking it off or putting it on.... but assuming that I am making it up and you werent even there you cant even talk, and it didnt go straight into him I am guessing because he got right back up after a minute or two so you cant be talking for somebody else.
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Old December 22nd, 12:49 PM   #54 (permalink)
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The stupidest thing I ever did was pull a rambo and ran straight into the other team in a rec game and well I got 2 people out and the other 10 people well...i couldnt count all the welts lets just say
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i fell through the roof once trying to be cool and rappel down the side of this old barn...yeah, and then of course, falling 10 feet wasnt the worst. It was getting hit about 17 times when i fell. The people below me freaked out and started firing.
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stupid/painful - supermanning into the already occupied snake.

I did that but it was onto the guy occuping the snake.

What else have i done:

slided in to a bunker made from a wood palet and knocked it over

Deasembled a Spyder that still had some air traped in the reg causing the volumizer fly off and hit me (Safety goggles are a good thing)

Jumped over a downed and only made it half across and the fall cause my mask to come off

went in front on my gernade luncher while it was loaded and gassed up when it had a faulty noid. (Would fire at the drop of hat) lets just say a gernade @ 400 fps leave a very LARGE and Funny colored Welt
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Old December 22nd, 05:59 PM   #57 (permalink)
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I was alone against 4 in a game of single flag and I sprinted to get the flag and take it to other side... so i sprint past 2 guys on front left and front right and as soon as i pass the guys at the 30 i get lit up in the back of the head, and neck... i dropped like a rock from the shock, and i dropped my gun involuntarily, and my progressive filled with dirt about 8 inches up the barrel. Needless to say i had some welts at the end of the day.
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Old December 22nd, 08:02 PM   #58 (permalink)
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Old December 22nd, 10:14 PM   #59 (permalink)
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I just got back from a indoor game and they had a new person workin behind the counter and while he was screwing on the co2 it shot back right into his ribs and it was some serious sh!t. He was on the ground for a while and I was in shock I was like what the hell just happened.
You were in shock because you know it as not possible to unscrew something that way: Lefty loosy, righty tighty. Nice try.
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You were in shock because you know it as not possible to unscrew something that way: Lefty loosy, righty tighty. Nice try.
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