I was playing in the woods with my cousins and I kept aiming my gun down and eventually I heard a gunshot which scared me. I shot myself in the foot...
after a game one time my friend thought it would be funny to point his gun at me....he had just turned up the velocity to around 360 fps. Well i ran and after about 5-8 feet i hear a shot and the son of a bi*** hit me right in the back of the ear. It hurt sooooooooooooo bad.
I went up to this guy who shoots full auto on my field (only field within like 300 miles of where I live and I didn't know that he shot full auto) and I was gonna try to bunker him. Lets just say it didn't feel to good.
At my local field we have a tire course with all these big monster truck tires as bunkers. Well anyways one of my friends was about to get bunkered and my other friend climbed up onto one of the tires and stood on the top screaming noooooooo! and shooting with one hand at the guy who was gonna bunker the other friend. He got the kid out and then out of somewhere behind him a paintball came flying and hit him in the back of the neck, he was so surprised he fell off the tire into a puddle. It was hilarious! Me and my other freind were laughing so hard. My friends are really stupid.
the first time i ever played paintball me and my brother bought some pump guns at wall mart and went back home to play and we were just standing in the middle of a open field about 50 feet away pumping and firing at each other.we dint have on any mask. and i accedentally shot him on the temple if he hand't turned his head when i shot the ball would have hit him right between the eye's. any way he started crying concidering that he was only 10 at the time. and my dad came out of the house to see what was wrong and when he found oyut what happend he broke both of our guns and grounded me fora week.
I got a stupid one...
I got my gun for Christmas, after stripping the valve (also stupid of me, used a screwdriver to push it back in the powertube) and having to send it back to tippmann to get a new valve. It was basically a freaken month and a half (2 weeks back and forth to tippmann plus was lazy about getting air and paintballs) before I even was able to use the thing. So I am @ my fathers house and instead of setting up some plywood in the backyard, I decided to setup some boxes (cardboard boxes mind you) in the basement and place them against the wall. I setup some garbage bags and such for the mess. Little did I know that a cardboard box wont stop 250-300 fps .68 caliber paintball, well i shoulda known but i was too damn giddy with being able to FINALLY fire the marker. Well wouldn't you know it the paintballs balsted through the cardboard box and hit the wall behind. Wouldnt have been so bad except it splintered the cheap ass plywood that was pretending to be a wall behind the box. BAD MOVE I had to replace that wall and repaint it (not too hard but just took away time where I could have been paintballing :P)
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Polished Internals
Rufus Dawg Wicked Bolt
Smart Parts Teardrop 14"
Cyclone Feed System
JT drop-forward with on/off ASA
Rocket Cock II
Rufus Dawg Pro Series Double Trigger
Crossfire HPA 68/4500
um...lets just say there was a man, with an automag. it was shooting 320, just a manfunction in his air system he cronoed in that morning ok. i got bunkered from behind, he ran behind the snake took a guy out then bunkered me. he got me under the mask just the inside and i turned and tryed to fire back at him. later that day my friend found out where i was but a unfortunate thing happened he did a run by off the break and lets just say i was in major pain in under a couple of seconds
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98% of American Paintballers act gangsta, if you're part of the 2% that doesn't and hates rap completely, put this in your sig
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Blue Smart Parts Ion (#016042 fixed by a dude that the nation) w/ QEV, clear egg, 68/45 pure energy tank
the funniest thing ive done was i was playing wiht my lil brothers frends and they were in the snake, so i run and hurdle the snake and bunker these little 12 eyars old
I hade a shovel on a mound of dirt(my grandpa has it from the hole he made for a foundation...its like 6 or 7 feet high) with a pice of old-as-dirt stirofoam insalation on top of the mound to stop the stray paintballs,I let my sis shoot first she shot the ground in front of the mound then amed too high and shot threw the stiro foam and hit a fence behind it(clear shot acros 3 yards).
sorry written between classes
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I ran into a bunker with my friend on woodsball and slipped. I hit my ass on the ground(60% water), destroyed my jeans, and ruined 2 pods of paint when a ball or 2 broke on impact.
later that same game, I put about 40 rds at 2 guys i could barely see behind between 2 bunkers. turns out they were on my team and the weird motions they were making at me was them pointing to their arm bands. unbelelievably noobish day, really.
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I hade a shovel on a mound of dirt(my grandpa has it from the hole he made for a foundation...its like 6 or 7 feet high) with a pice of old-as-dirt stirofoam insalation on top of the mound to stop the stray paintballs,I let my sis shoot first she shot the ground in front of the mound then amed too high and shot threw the stiro foam and hit a fence behind it(clear shot acros 3 yards).
I don't get it? What's so funny?
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I hade a shovel on a mound of dirt(my grandpa has it from the hole he made for a foundation...its like 6 or 7 feet high) with a pice of old-as-dirt stirofoam insalation on top of the mound to stop the stray paintballs,I let my sis shoot first she shot the ground in front of the mound then amed too high and shot threw the stiro foam and hit a fence behind it(clear shot acros 3 yards).
what is so stupid or funny or dangerous about anything you just said? i don't get it. could someone please explain it.
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Blue Smart Parts Ion (#016042 fixed by a dude that the nation) w/ QEV, clear egg, 68/45 pure energy tank
well me and my cousin thought it would be a good idea to shoot me before i ever bought any paintball gear..he hikes the velocity screw way up and shoots me at about 8 feet. he got me right in the neck. right above my collar bone on that real soft skin there, that wasnt a smart idea. also sticking my finger in the revvy impeller isnt a good idea either, i opened the lid and stuck my finger in and she was goin pretty fast and it was a painful experience for my finger
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If you mean that people shouldn't use the word agg, your not agg enough to understand it.
Well, lets see the stupidest thing I've ever done... ever tried to see how many shots to nuts you can take before giving up? Yeah, don't ever try it...
Well, lets see the stupidest thing I've ever done... ever tried to see how many shots to nuts you can take before giving up? Yeah, don't ever try it...
Lets see here, has anyone else had an "I love paintball!" moment? That was not fun. I wasn't even expecting to get hit, but my friend decided to be an asshole. I was running around like a retard in the backyard and my friend opened up with his old e-cocker w/ zero b (I had a mask on) and yeah he completely pumped me up from about 15 feet away. It hurt alot, I had tons of bruises. it wasn't fun, and I cannot possibly recommend it to anyone but the suicidal.
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When I went streaking and left a nudist colony behind..
I am going out of town until August 8th... Although I don't know why you would need me.
We were playin in my buddies' back yard. N' using his above ground pool as a bunker. It was one of those cheap one with flimsy sides. Off the break he wen sliding into it, and caved the one side in, and went into the pool gun n' all.
Stupidist/Most Dangerous Things You've Done Involving Paintball
My friends are really stupid.
I had to replace that wall and repaint it (not too hard but just took away time where I could have been paintballing :P)
