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Old January 7th, 12:28 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Exclamation Funny Storie......kinda........?!?!?!?!

ok i was at this paintball course and it was like sposed to be World war ll reinactment, but it was a huge course with speedball and woods ball combined into a huge course (like 4 football fields) ... anyway we were playing and then there was this kid and it was his first time and he snuck up on this old guy(like 40 years old) and the kid shot the old guy, but then the retarded guy started to walk back and then shot this little kid in the balls and the back around 15 times and ran away and the kid cried all the way to were we filled up our paintball... he said this old guys shot him like 15 times and he showed us some the welts.. so like 10 of us just went out there looking for him to shoot the sh*t out of him because the kid was like crying and he still kept shooting.... the guy was hinding because he knew he was in trouble or sometin.. we finally found the guy hinding in these tall trees and bushes... we had to of shot him atleast 20 times... and then the owner came out took his gun and said, you dont shot little kids 20 e'ffin times get the f*ck out, to the old guy....that was the funny part


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Old January 7th, 01:37 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Wow that was mean of that old guy. Poor kid. That might have ruined his experience. If i was there i would have shoot that old guy more than at least 20 times.
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Old January 7th, 01:50 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Hopperful would've came outta me.
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Old January 7th, 02:10 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Hopperful would've came outta me.
yeah. seriously. im not even that experienced. i dont want some person i just shot to hit me back agfter he/she is out.
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Old January 7th, 02:20 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Hard to read but good story. I would have gave him at least a hopper and a couple of pods.
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Old January 7th, 02:25 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Some old guys are like that. My old team was playing X-ball with some older guys that were walk-on's and thought they could kick our asses. My teammate Matt bunkered this old guy (like 40) and he threw his gun down and punched Matt in the face, with goggles on in the middle of the game. The ref (my friend Cody) told the guy, sir please, take all of your stuff, and leave do not come back, take your friends with you and he spits in his face..

In fact i think i made a thread on it a long time ago when it happened. I'll try to find it.

But man, that sucks, i hate it when old guys PMS.


EDIT!!!: FOUND THE THREAD. REALLY OLD. What an asshole!
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Old January 7th, 04:12 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Yeah, that old guy seemed like a real loser. One time at my local field this A$$hole rich kid had an angel and he was only like 12. He was too much of a pussy to play with the older speedballers so he played with younger rental kids. He bunkered like three kids and they all came off the field crying, and were too scared to play another game. I went up to the kid and said, "hey a$$hole, look what you did." I pointed at the 3 kids sniffling over on a bench. He told me to he could destroy me in game, so I convinced the rentals kids to play again and I went on their team. I wound up shooting the kid right in the back of the head with my spyder. (remember he had an angel). It was so friggen funny. After the game I went up to the kid and his eyes were watering. I told him next time we can play surrender or die if you want. lol
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Old January 7th, 10:14 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Some old guys are like that. My old team was playing X-ball with some older guys that were walk-on's and thought they could kick our asses. My teammate Matt bunkered this old guy (like 40) and he threw his gun down and punched Matt in the face, with goggles on in the middle of the game. The ref (my friend Cody) told the guy, sir please, take all of your stuff, and leave do not come back, take your friends with you and he spits in his face..

In fact i think i made a thread on it a long time ago when it happened. I'll try to find it.

But man, that sucks, i hate it when old guys PMS.


EDIT!!!: FOUND THE THREAD. REALLY OLD. What an asshole!
omgosh dude I can't believe theres old losers like that who would hit a 14 year old kid just because they were PWN'd. if I saw an old guy like that hit one of my friends in the face I would have totaly kicked his ass, and my friends would do the same for me. (or at least I would have tried, even though im only 16)

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Old January 7th, 10:39 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Yea, its weird. It seems like the younger people (14-20) are more mature out on a paintaball field then the older ones. (Dont mean to offend older players, I play with quite a few. But, i dont see nearly as many teens throwing punches or being bad sports)

I personally have seen an adult start to throw a punch at a friend of mine, after my friend got him out. Luckily for my friend (he was walking away, and the guy came up behind him and hit him in the head) i was still in the game and 'accidentally' overballed the guy 'thinking he was still in'
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Old January 14th, 03:31 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Well in this case the old guy should have died, the smaller kids and newbs who are jsut getting into the sport are having a bad experience and mabey they will think everyone is like that then they wont play anymore. They are the future of paintball and if they leave.. paintball dies
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Old January 14th, 04:50 PM   #11 (permalink)
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he would have been COVERED if i was there
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Old January 15th, 04:18 PM   #12 (permalink)
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It's kinda like an ego thing, and like they think they can win b/c of age. Srry bou't their luck.
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Old January 18th, 07:12 PM   #13 (permalink)
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i've noticed that the older people cheat more than us teenage people.

last time i played this older guy ran away and did a wipeoff like every time he got shot.
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Old January 18th, 09:24 PM   #14 (permalink)
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old guys ***** too much.
And they always look down on teens.
and they're mostly anti-speedball...
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Old January 19th, 08:56 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Yeah we were playing one game and I gogged this old guy, and he got pissed off, so he charged me, and I managed to hit him in his happy place and put him on the ground before the refs could get him under control. Happily, i havent seen him since.
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