@ thread about getting shot in the junk.
setting: sat morning
field pop: approx 90 people
We were playing a ton of small games in the morning, mostly 5v5's ... i actually played back for a few games, i will admit, laning *****es off the break is alot more fun than hauling ass off the break and trying to run through ropes. Around noon, about 60-70 more people all show up once, cars just kept piling in. So I miss the first "big" game, a 20 vs 20 hyperball game. I was eating/drinking and ran out and i tried to sneak onto the noob team, a bunch of rentals, tippmans, couple ions and a g7, but the refs made me stand on the side. There are a couple tourney players on the other team, seriously, listening to people yell OMFG HE'S OUT.. CHECK HIM!! YOUR OUT!!! GET OUT!!!GET OUT NOWWWW!!!!..... BACK RIGHT, BACK RIGHT MY MIRROR!!!! GET OUT!!!.... in a high pitched 14 year old voice is pretty ****ing annoying lol.
Anyway, I jumped in, me and the dude with the angel rolled through half their team before I decided to run down the middle to their 30.... and I run RIGHT ****ing past this 13 year old kid with a spyder, i swear he was so tiny i didn't see him at first, so I turn around and I said "hey kid surrender"....and he just starts popping me in the arm, MULTIPLE times.... I was about to punch him in his tiny head, and as I'm walking off the field I notice the yellow paint running down my arm has ALOT of red in it.....
So question now, if we chrono'd in at 40 degrees in the morning, and it was about 80 degrees at noon time, and no one re-chrono'd, how much did his fps go up from the original chrono in at 300? my forearm looks like it has a sidewalk burn now, big gooey scab... pic is taken about 7 hours after i took the hit, and i iced it down between games. I apologize for **** quality, it looks 20x worse in person, you can see half of the ring where it hit me, and where the other half should be, the skin and meat of my arm is just blown off.
how my arm almost died
