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Steven Seagal · February 6th, 06:30 PM

I went out to have a fun day shooting with the family. We have some property in california with plenty of bushes to use as cover. I was using a double action 44 magnum and my daughter had an ak-47 I had stolen from the japanese mafia a few years back. She rushed at my cover when all of a sudden vietnamese drug dealers rushed her from behind. They kidnapped her, and I was the only person that could save her. On January the 29 I set out on the rescue mission by entering an abondoned warehouse in the middle of colorado. She was in their being held hostage, and her captors grabbed the 9mm I was carrying right out of my hand. I used basic karate maneuvers and I killed them all with my bare hands. Most of them had knifes, but they were no match. After I rescued my daughter I shot a paintball gun at the sky.

**hankyfied** · February 6th, 06:33 PM

i
hate
you.

Steven Seagal · February 6th, 06:38 PM

Good thing Jesus loves me, and I regard his opinion over yours.

**pballa12** · February 6th, 06:40 PM

nice one jackie chan

Steven Seagal · February 6th, 06:42 PM

My name is Steven Seagal, dont mess up again.

r3dt@rget · February 6th, 06:53 PM

You are weird... Obsessed is a compliment in your case lol... And I dont think even Jesus can love you...

Steven Seagal · February 6th, 06:55 PM

I am wierd, but your name isnt even coherent English, or does it make sense in any language. Crazy, maybe, but wierd, no.

**freakpizzaboy** · February 6th, 07:03 PM

I love you steven

reported...

r3dt@rget · February 6th, 07:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Steven Seagal

I am wierd, but your name isnt even coherent English, or does it make sense in any language. Crazy, maybe, but wierd, no.

Well you see normal people would see that the "3" stands for an "E" and the "@" stands for an "A", which spells "redtarget". Ill have Chuck Norris kick your @ss Seagal! Did you know: Chuck Norris can win at Solitare with only 18 cards? Chuck norris CAN believe its not butter. Chuck Norris went to Burger King and ordered a Big Mac, and he got one. Someone once said, "To be or not to be, that is the question..." The answer? Chuck Norris.

**Jester of Paint** · February 6th, 07:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Steven Seagal

I went out to have a fun day shooting with the family. We have some property in california with plenty of bushes to use as cover. I was using a double action 44 magnum and my daughter had an ak-47 I had stolen from the japanese mafia a few years back. She rushed at my cover when all of a sudden vietnamese drug dealers rushed her from behind. They kidnapped her, and I was the only person that could save her. On January the 29 I set out on the rescue mission by entering an abondoned warehouse in the middle of colorado. She was in their being held hostage, and her captors grabbed the 9mm I was carrying right out of my hand. I used basic karate maneuvers and I killed them all with my bare hands. Most of them had knifes, but they were no match. After I rescued my daughter I shot a paintball gun at the sky.

i was the vietnamese drug dealer

u r a jackass please leave our forum

Steven Seagal · February 6th, 07:18 PM

ok "red target" \/\/0l|)iNt !t b3 @|\|\0y!nG !f w3 @ll t@lk3d |!|<3 Th!$

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Originally Posted by Jester of Paint

u r a jackass please leave our forum

This is more my forum than it will ever be yours.

**Jester of Paint** · February 6th, 07:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Steven Seagal

ok "red target" \/\/0l|)iNt !t b3 @|\|\0y!nG !f w3 @ll t@lk3d |!|<3 Th!$

see this kids this is wat happens when u do drugs

**freakpizzaboy** · February 6th, 07:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Steven Seagal

One, yes it would be fine if you talked like that

Two, It would also be fine if you commited suicide

THree, the bolded part refers liek you've been here before

ACR??? or am i just silly?

(ACR is fo the old school membas, actually, im not THAT old school, i was at the end of the autococker rocker era

poor me)

Steven Seagal · February 6th, 07:23 PM

Are you asking me to kill myself? What is this world coming to.

**freakpizzaboy** · February 6th, 07:25 PM

Nobody Answered My Acr Questions

**punk_pntballar** · February 6th, 07:26 PM

wow.......lol steven seagal lol lol

Steven Seagal · February 6th, 07:29 PM

im not an "acr" my name is Steven Seagal

**Cockerkid63** · February 6th, 07:30 PM

I know who you are.

**crustybug** · February 6th, 07:51 PM

wow......ur ghey, no, wait, ur Ghey with a capital g

stupid name, and, no, steven seagal would kill you for pretending to be steven seagal

Steven Seagal · February 6th, 07:54 PM

I don't believe "Ghey" exists, or at least it's not a word I know.