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December 22nd, 12:41 AM
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Registered Abuser
Join Date: Oct 2006
Posts: 111
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Most badass thing you ever did playing paintball?
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December 22nd, 02:51 AM
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Buy Kleiv's PM5
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: North Carolina
Posts: 2,956
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Back when i was a reccy, me and my friend were playing against a really good player, and i threw a grenade up and got the guy out. I thought we were the **** when we did that. Dunno thats the only thing i can think of right now.
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December 22nd, 08:11 AM
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I will eat your soul
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Kansas City Missouri
Posts: 104
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i was asked to be a member of Lost Generation, probably one of the most respected teams in the midwest. they won D-3 cup like 2 years ago and have been doing quite well in tournaments since.
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December 22nd, 10:04 PM
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bow chicka
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Wisconsin, no city though, you e-rapist
Posts: 3,148
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Our feild has a junk yard and one time i hid in some junk and the whole enemy team walked past me and i popped out and got like 8 of them before the last 2 or 3 guys turned on me and lit me up. But oh, i felt so pretty with all that pink on me! 
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December 22nd, 10:23 PM
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meh you do it
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: AuStIn TeXaS
Posts: 745
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a few times I have played with no paint and just surrender people (cause u cant bunker when some 1 under the age of 11 is playing at my field  )
and I play alot of games with a sling shot and its fun and free just pick paint up off the ground 
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December 22nd, 10:25 PM
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Buy Kleiv's PM5
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: North Carolina
Posts: 2,956
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Quote:
Originally Posted by chris_13
a few times I have played with no paint and just surrender people (cause u cant bunker when some 1 under the age of 11 is playing at my field  )
and I play alot of games with a sling shot and its fun and free just pick paint up off the ground 
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Unless that 11 or younger player is the ****, why would you want to bunker one of them anyways? If you do than that is just wrong.
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December 28th, 07:19 PM
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Established *****
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: smibville usa
Posts: 1,080
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i was playing with a diffewrent team then i usually play with and the last game we decided to do a train run or what ever you call it.... we ran through in a line
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December 29th, 06:05 PM
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pntbl + drt bkr = pnt bkr
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Vernon/Glenwood New Jersey
Posts: 492
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My paint was chopping all over the place, so when it would shoot, the paintballs would fly all over the place. I knew the only way to get some one out was to get really close, so i just ran into like 3 people spraying (literally spraying because of all the chopping) paint everywhere, and scared them, causing them to retreat, Then i just gave up because i couldnt shoot anything.
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December 30th, 12:00 AM
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Wild In The Streets
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: NOR*ILL
Posts: 2,631
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I pulled out my .9 mm and bunkered some kid!!!!! Then I called in an airstrike.
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December 30th, 12:07 AM
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Elite Member
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: ct
Posts: 3,811
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Quote:
Originally Posted by NOR*ILL-Mongrel
I pulled out my .9 mm and bunkered some kid!!!!! Then I called in an airstrike.
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i lol'ed.
Umm, Played a 2 vs. 2 against 2 older guys who thought they were the ****. My team mate was better than me and he got out. I took both guys out. and im not exactly the best player.
Anyotther funny time was when i met this kid with a shocker. He was real chill and funny. He could rip a line of paint all day. We hid in the bushes behind a game and shot people out. Rather funny because they didnt know where it came from. Oh and cross field shooting.
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January 2nd, 12:56 PM
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Still ballin'
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Atlanta
Posts: 28
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I was playing 2v2 yesterday with my brother and friends. It was down to me and my friend against my brother. We cornered him and he came out of his bunker runnin. I shot him 4 times in the rear and made him cry. He says it hurts to sit down at all. Left a HUGE welp on his butt.
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January 2nd, 12:58 PM
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shine on.
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: panhandle
Posts: 10,607
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Quote:
Originally Posted by IratePirate
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ellis
Good idea for a thread
I shot this electro totting guy in the face when using my phantom, he was pretty angry. Oh well, it was funny.
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Noob.
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January 4th, 04:05 PM
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Well hell yeah it's Tomba
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: NorthEast Ohio
Posts: 3,620
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^ owned.
i would have to say i walked down the field and double bunkered 2 kids. they wernt that good obviously but it was funny.
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January 4th, 07:30 PM
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Hollllla
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Southern California
Posts: 6,190
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I one-balled Steve Nabi of San Diego Legacy in the face one time.
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January 4th, 07:49 PM
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Feeling Old
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: STL
Posts: 12,028
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i got to the 50 snake off the break while playing pump one time. Thank god the backman was asleep or i would have gotten lit up.
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January 4th, 08:12 PM
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Elite Member
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: ct
Posts: 3,811
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ionballa55
Left a HUGE welp on his butt.
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You saw it huh?
Anyhow, I miss playing. I have to play more so i can get some good stories.
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January 4th, 11:14 PM
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Tikka T3 .270 rifle
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Mesa, Arizona where it's 120* in the summer and 80* in the winter. And it almost never rains.
Posts: 682
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in the first game of my first 3 on 3 tourney I bunkered the first kid and took the other 2 out in 10 seconds
it felt nice
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January 4th, 11:30 PM
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Feeling Old
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: STL
Posts: 12,028
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Quote:
Originally Posted by olddfatbulldog
I one-balled Steve Nabi of San Diego Legacy in the face one time.
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i believe you win sir.
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No reason for hope.
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January 4th, 11:40 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: I'm a Masshole
Posts: 5,610
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I pulled of a 1 on 6 against decent players (amateur/D3 level).
I think olddfatbulldog still wins.
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