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**evolkers2003** · May 17th, 10:05 PM

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Originally Posted by TannyDanner

Maybe i'm just not use to the whole woodsball scene where there are situations like that. I still am in disbelief, but you can have your moments of glory on the paintball forum. I also am amazed that you counted the shots you took, where they landed, and how many times you got hit. 17 bounces, what were they shooting, cotton balls? All's im saying is stay away from any speedball type scenerio with the mindset you have because it's surely a recipe for disaster. Then again were not talking about that anyway.

17 was a rounded number buddy. Maybe you should grow some nuts and be a man and not act like a kid saying that **** is a lie. Disbelief? You never know when **** is going to happen. Ive been playing for 6 years and this is the first time this has happened. I had to face about 20 guys 2 or 3 more times that day but I could never pull it off again.

O, and i play speedball. I used my snapshooting skill to shoot half of them out. I practice w/ guys from air assault (a team that does great in D3) and i play against pro's a couple times a year so im no slouch in speedball. I went there to shoot people up, not get into a scenario. Speedballers will always win in any format cause they have more skills an
d that is the reason i was able to pull it off.

TannyDanner · May 18th, 12:48 PM

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Originally Posted by evolkers2003

17 was a rounded number buddy. Maybe you should grow some nuts and be a man and not act like a kid saying that **** is a lie. Disbelief? You never know when **** is going to happen. Ive been playing for 6 years and this is the first time this has happened. I had to face about 20 guys 2 or 3 more times that day but I could never pull it off again.

O, and i play speedball. I used my snapshooting skill to shoot half of them out. I practice w/ guys from air assault (a team that does great in D3) and i play against pro's a couple times a year so im no slouch in speedball. I went there to shoot people up, not get into a scenario. Speedballers will always win in any format cause they have more skills an
d that is the reason i was able to pull it off.

Don't call me buddy, kiddo. I wasn't talking to you when I said 17 bounces, I was talking to paintballinnoob who said he took 17 bounces...Thank god your better at "speedball" then you are at comprehending writings and acting straight. I'm older then you, have been playing paintball longer then you, and my "nuts" are bigger then.....you. I didn't come on here to bash the thread, im just saying when you guys leave these indepth, 1 vs. Iraq kinda stories on here im doubtful because in the grand scheme of things it sounds highly unlikely.

paintballinn00b · May 18th, 08:23 PM

Unlikely, but it happens. And the reason that I counted how many times I got hit and where I hit people is because how often does this **** happen?

I'm new, with a P.O.S. gun, and I'm working towards something better. Seriously, leave people alone when they want to share what does happen, and stop talking about your boyfriend's nuts man. Even paintballs are bigger than yours.

End of story, I'm done argueing, have fun.

**evolkers2003** · May 19th, 10:58 PM

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Originally Posted by TannyDanner

Don't call me buddy, kiddo. I wasn't talking to you when I said 17 bounces, I was talking to paintballinnoob who said he took 17 bounces...Thank god your better at "speedball" then you are at comprehending writings and acting straight. I'm older then you, have been playing paintball longer then you, and my "nuts" are bigger then.....you. I didn't come on here to bash the thread, im just saying when you guys leave these indepth, 1 vs. Iraq kinda stories on here im doubtful because in the grand scheme of things it sounds highly unlikely.

Well, **** SON, i could be 63 or i could be 11, ya never know. And your the one who came in here calling me a liar about this. We post this stuff cause it is unlikely to happen, no body wants to read about me losing a 1 vs. 20 cause it happens all the time. When i do (or when anybody does) overcome huge odds then thats why they put it in here. Nobody is going to want to post stories if you go around bashing every one and saying that it is unbelievable.

**BlueShox** · May 20th, 10:23 AM

I sneeze and poop on naysayers.

TannyDanner · May 21st, 11:12 AM

Well children, as I said earlier, i'm gonna let you 2 have your glory on the paintball forums. As much as i'd like to respond back, paintballinnoob's end and final punch was that my "nuts" aren't bigger then paintballs......I can see you are both highly unprepared in a battle of wit and literacy, so i'll reframe. I think you both have a better chance at a 20 vs. 1 then spelling 20 words correctly, but, again, we ain'tz bez gettin into dis.

**evolkers2003** · May 21st, 08:39 PM

I dont need spelling to be good at paintball

paintballinn00b · May 22nd, 04:06 PM

Seriously, what makes you think I've got no brains? It seems that you are only able to insult other people. Got any semi-decent stories you want to talk about. We don't care about your best insults.

By the way, total in the above paragraph, I had 37 words spelled correctly, not to mention the 2 conjuctions.

Seriously, if you just want to insult people, do it someplace else.

TannyDanner · May 23rd, 11:57 AM

Stories? Hmm.....I went from ass to mouth on this chick one time......

SpeedShot911 · May 23rd, 12:02 PM

lmao, sick scenario. what field was that at?

paintballinn00b · May 25th, 04:05 PM

If you were talking to me, it was just some new development that some people were building near a friend's house. We asked them if we could play, and they said yes.

shootertg · June 19th, 09:04 PM

I just had to say I can't stop laughing

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Originally Posted by BlueShox

Very nice.

I have a better scenario story.

This was last June. There was about thirty of us chilling in our base, waiting for the mission objective to change. As we're waiting, an ambush comes out of nowhere in front of the base. So we're exchanging fire, and this kid comes running in from our right flank, all alone. Me and my friend unload on him, first about five shots a piece. He stops for a second, yells in pain, and then keeps on running towards the base.

So of course, an enemy keeps on attacking, we keep on shooting. I think we shot him about thirty times until he's within about fifteen feet of us, and says "I'm on your ****ing team, douche bags".

Walks angrily away.

I say, "Well, maybe if you hadn't stormed your own base, you might not have gotten shot."

end/story

shootertg · June 19th, 09:04 PM

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Originally Posted by BlueShox

Very nice.

I have a better scenario story.

This was last June. There was about thirty of us chilling in our base, waiting for the mission objective to change. As we're waiting, an ambush comes out of nowhere in front of the base. So we're exchanging fire, and this kid comes running in from our right flank, all alone. Me and my friend unload on him, first about five shots a piece. He stops for a second, yells in pain, and then keeps on running towards the base.

So of course, an enemy keeps on attacking, we keep on shooting. I think we shot him about thirty times until he's within about fifteen feet of us, and says "I'm on your ****ing team, douche bags".

Walks angrily away.

I say, "Well, maybe if you hadn't stormed your own base, you might not have gotten shot."

end/story

I just had to say I can't stop laughing

shootertg · June 19th, 09:15 PM

didn't mean to post twice sorry

**big_balla** · June 19th, 09:40 PM

Well, you posted 3 times, in an old thread.

You lose.

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