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May 26th, 07:15 AM
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Sikh Baller
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Retarded Cousin
Alright so last night I went to my local field with my 4 cousins and their friends. So its the last game of the day and we had a 2v2 and it was me and my cousins friend vs two of my cousins. So we start playing and I get behind a dorito near the 50 and the guy on my team runs to the snake. In the first minute the guy in the snake gets my cousin out and then my other cousin comes up to snake and gets the guy on my team. Before he sees me I shoot twice and hit him right in the face and he calls himself out. I didn't know my other cousin was already out so I look around to see where he was and I see he's out.
I turn back around to start walking off the field and my cousin (the one i got out) starts shooting me. He keeps shooting till I pointed my gun at him and started cursing and yelling. I looked and i got shot on the wrist and it was burning like crazy. So i started to yell "what the **** is wrong with you ******* retard". I walk off the field and tap/slapped him on the back of the head and start cursing him out. I told him if your out, your out. He's starts saying that he doesn't care and that its only a game and he says he doesn't give a ****. I told him he was a dumb*** and he kicks me in the balls saying I dont give a **** what you say. Kicking me in the balls hurt more than that welt but right now that welt is burning like a *****.
He also said that people get shot and don't go out. I told him, yea it happens but not after you call yourself out and especially not if you get shot and your lens is covered in paint. Everyone said he was an *** for doing it. I regret not shooting him when he started shooting.
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i just found out where you live. My squadron of elite tactical ninjas and pirates will pillage, burn, and kill whatever is in your home with no remorse whatsoever. I Love America.
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May 27th, 12:27 AM
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hes right. its a game calm down.
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May 27th, 02:22 PM
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Big Brown Baller
Join Date: May 2007
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yeah but he shouldn't be shooting him after he's already out
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May 28th, 12:35 AM
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Join Date: May 2007
Location: Georgia
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you should go back and shoot him in the nuts acouple times
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May 28th, 02:06 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2004
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I believed the whole thing untill the kicked in the balls part. If thats true, your cuosin sucks ass.
My cousins and I always play. They all think a tippmann is godly, and I play with an '07 Ego. Still fun as hell.
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May 28th, 11:23 AM
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Sikh Baller
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he kicked me in the balls cuz he was pissed that i slapped him on the back of the head. He has a bad anger problem and has no common sense at all.
EDIT: I just noticed theres a wink next to the title that wasn't there before...
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i just found out where you live. My squadron of elite tactical ninjas and pirates will pillage, burn, and kill whatever is in your home with no remorse whatsoever. I Love America.
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May 28th, 11:36 AM
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It's the magical elves? (Calling all AO people)
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May 28th, 11:41 AM
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Sikh Baller
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Oops
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i just found out where you live. My squadron of elite tactical ninjas and pirates will pillage, burn, and kill whatever is in your home with no remorse whatsoever. I Love America.
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May 28th, 11:43 AM
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The magical elves are a joke about automags.
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May 28th, 11:52 AM
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Sikh Baller
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lol...my bad
but what does that have to do with anything with this thread
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i just found out where you live. My squadron of elite tactical ninjas and pirates will pillage, burn, and kill whatever is in your home with no remorse whatsoever. I Love America.
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May 28th, 01:06 PM
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You said a magical smiley appeared. I said the elves put it there.
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May 29th, 08:57 PM
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aha JH your funny 
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hes using that to compensate for the size of his penis.
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June 29th, 11:52 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2007
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hmm next time you should freeze your paintball. hehe
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June 29th, 11:59 PM
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Oblivion
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Cali
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Here comes the magical myth again...But i agree with JH...it was the elves.
Or The Underpants gnomes have taken up a new field.
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