Well I have been playing paintball for 4 years now and i have an ion and im prety good at it!! Well just a couple of days ago I invited my friend paintballing for his first time and he said yes!! Well we went up to my christian camp and they had a woods ball feild and he was sooo scared!!!!Well we were playing president and i was the body guard and there were three assisans!!! Well the assissans made it behind me and i turned around and saw all three of them and tried to be quiet!!! Then i heard one of them say to my friend since this is the last game and you hanent shot anything just shoot randomly!!! So my friend shot his gun once and i guess it was right at me and bam right in the face on me!!! He is a first time player and randomly shot me right in the face!!! It scared me because i was watching it and then i fell down the hill i was on and tumbled down it!!! When i stopped rolling i felt a sharp pain in my body then i blacked out!! I woke up later in the ambulence and they told me that i had passed out by the heat and rolled down the hill and broke my collor bone and my right arm!!! I am still in a cast now and cant wait till 8 months to be over so i can play again!!! Please tell me about my story k thankz! Ha ha
I wondered that too, but then I thought about it and realized that I laugh at my paintball pain too. Its not shameful to get hurt doing what you love. It actually makes me laugh and be proud, but this obviously doesn't apply to everybody.
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I also once played a scenario with just a barrel, I ran around in the open from bunker to bunker distracting the other team and trying to tag people.
Here's a story that really happened.
Two weeks ago I went paintballing with my brother and his friend.
All three of us have Tippmann 98's so we wanted to go into the woods right away but we were outvoted by the little kids that wanted hyperball. So the first round was in hyperball, and it came down to my brother's friend the last one on our team facing the last guy on the other team. They're not even shooting at each other, just trying to get angles. We hear one shot, then my brother's friend starts walking out with his gun in the air. The referee is laughing his @$$ off. Turns out the retard was peeping around a corner with his gun facing down and shot himself in the foot.
^^That isn't funny. It sucks when you do that to yourself, and it surprisingly easier than you think, especially if you have an electronic gun that has a "hair trigger".
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Originally Posted by pwner101
I also once played a scenario with just a barrel, I ran around in the open from bunker to bunker distracting the other team and trying to tag people.
We were playing a field called "the trenches" it's a WWI scenario type field. Anyway it was down to the last guy (my buddy Ron) left. There were 4-6 of us. No one was doing anything much and I had him pinned. He was trying to hit me but his angle was very poor. Me being the guy I am decide to end it. I rush to him without firing so he doesn't know I'm coming. I get to the spool he's behind and drop some paint over the top of it. He's a bit dramatic and you know when he's hit by his yelping. Turns out he was yelping in surprise. As I duck back behind the spool (on the other side) he goes right over the top. I hesitated because I thought I had eliminated him. Where I failed he was successful. He got his gun more perpendicular to the ground than I had had mine. I got bonus balled a bit, but that's what I get, it was pure adrenaline and I can't blame him for it. I got nailed pointblank in the shoulders, back of the neck and the top of the head. Ouch.
this thread fails on so many levels. Its been high jacked twice and the original story reeks of bull ****.
@thread starter: stop saying words. Every time you type a exclamation point, a kitten dies.
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