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Old April 7th, 05:45 PM   #1 (permalink)
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so were are at this game in NJ and its getting dark and My sniper and I worked or way up to the HQ of the other team. He was about 20 yards away from me in the brush behind a tree in full ghillie suit and I raidoed him that two men from the camp were coming up on him. So he lays still behind the tree. I have my sight on the guy and he just walks up to the tree and whips out his penis and starts to piss almost pisses right on the guys head. About that time the guy stands up and points his sidearm right at the guys penis and says your out.I was rolling on the ground laughing at the guy standing there with his hands up and penis hanging out.
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Old April 7th, 06:14 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Wow that is really funny. Nice!
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Old April 7th, 06:32 PM   #3 (permalink)
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lol omg! thats funny stuff
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lol one of the best stories i've read in a long time. Thank you for sharing. lol.
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hahahah that is the best thing i've heard in quite some time.
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Old April 14th, 06:31 PM   #6 (permalink)
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lol nice. Good story
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Old April 14th, 06:33 PM   #7 (permalink)
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OMG! that is so freakin hilarious!!
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Old April 30th, 03:36 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Old May 1st, 01:02 PM   #10 (permalink)
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thats almost like what happened to me when i was scouting for this other teams HQ the other day during this huge three day scenariogame except i was in this body ditch and had my guille tarp over my body and this guy walked up about 6 feet awy and started taking a $hit infront of me. I told my friend over my walkie talkie and he is our sniper and he picked him off as he was ****ting because i didnt want to give my position away

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thats almost like what happened to me when i was scouting for this other teams HQ the other day during this huge three day scenariogame except i was in this body ditch and had my guille tarp over my body and this guy walked up about 6 feet awy and started taking a $hit infront of me. I told my friend over my walkie talkie and he is our sniper and he picked him off as he was ****ting because i didnt want to give my position away

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Please tell me he did not finish his business...Otherwise, you must be extremely dedicated to keep your position with a piece of crap laying 6ft away.

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so were are at this game in NJ and its getting dark and My sniper and I worked or way up to the HQ of the other team. He was about 20 yards away from me in the brush behind a tree in full ghillie suit and I raidoed him that two men from the camp were coming up on him. So he lays still behind the tree. I have my sight on the guy and he just walks up to the tree and whips out his penis and starts to piss almost pisses right on the guys head. About that time the guy stands up and points his sidearm right at the guys penis and says your out.I was rolling on the ground laughing at the guy standing there with his hands up and penis hanging out.
lol. I wonder how bad it would sting if your sniper buddy took the shot!!
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LMAO! The guy should have shot it off LOL!
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Old June 25th, 06:03 AM   #14 (permalink)
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...My nuts hurt just thinking about how much that must have hurt. I mean if he got shot... there.
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Old July 7th, 04:32 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Thats a funny story lol he had to shoot.
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haha that is mad funny and that had to suck really bad for the one guy.
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...My nuts hurt just thinking about how much that must have hurt. I mean if he got shot... there.
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