messymeese

Team game:

Team #1 Me and John
Team #2 Morgan, Jesse, and Taylor
Team #3 Chris and Chris


After playing for awhile, both John and I get shot; therefore, we lose. We both yell "I'm hit" like twenty times while we are sitting next to a woodpile. Taylor starts shooting at us again after we already yelled "We're hit" at him over and over again. So... I jump up and start screaming a battle cry as I fire rounds in his direction, John follows me, and we scare them away. We keep charging, now, apparently, we are "zombies", because we didn't care when we got hit, we just kept shootin' away. Finally, John gets shot in the nuts by Jesse, and gives up(I would to, it was at point blank range). After awhile, it's game-over.

Then we played Zombie, and, of course, the zombies won. I happened to be using a pump gun in the zombie game, because I had already put my Spyder away. I walked up to John right after the Zombie game, and said, "You wanna duel?", he said, "I would win, you have a pump gun", and then he turned away. So I reach in my pocket, pull out a paint grenade, throw it at John's feet, and watch as he is caked in thick, turquoise paint right as he looked towards me.

Simultaneously, John and one of the Chris's start shooting point-blank at me with their semi-autos, right as I trip backwards over a root. "I give up!", I yell as I already feel at least 12 bruises forming. They did stop shooting, But they waited a bit before doing so.

Ok, so now I stand up and we start walking away. Jesse shoots me in the foot. I quickly cock my crappy pump-gun, aim, and fire(at his back since he was running) as I yell, "FAGGGGGOTTTTTT!!!!!!!". I did hit him, but the paint ball bounced off since the CO2 was probly almost out in the pump gun.



What a way to spend a Sunday...

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A great poet once said, "Ye who acteth retarded deserveth to experience ownage."


Setup:

Markers- Spyder Pilot ACS, Tippmann 98 Custom
Hopper- Extreme Rage Electric
Barrels- Stock
Tanks- One 20 and three 9 oz CO2
Favorite Paint- XBall


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zachspringer

well i was playing at my church at their new field for the first time. it was woodsball but it had some pallets and airbunkers too which was nice. anyways, before the game, i picked out the spyder bunker i was gonna go to so i could hold the left side. this noobish kid on my team decides to follow me, despite the fact we wouldnt both fit at 1 brick bunker... well the ref yelled "3...2...1... go!!" and the kid and i take off. with his barrel less than a foot from my back, and his finger on the trigger, he tripped.... and nailed me dead in my back. never felt pain like that in paintball before... my welt was bleeding and i sat a game out to wash it off. the bruise was 2 inches across, and to this day it somewhat remains.

oh and then 3 games later when it started to hurt less, some other guy shot me from across the field and his shots clipped literally the exact same spot the kid did... it just wasnt my day i guess...

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well which is it young feller?
do ya want us ta freeze, or get down on the ground?