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the matrix fail
ok so im at my field, and my bud came with me for the first time for paintballing. the round starts, and we both bolt off towards the other team. we came withing 50 feet of the other team, still running at each other, and 3 shots came at my bud. he stopped, and did a mtrix style dodge of 2 of the paintballs, but then, the guy re-aimed and shot my bud right in the balls; he then fell on his back, holding his balls and saying holy s*** my balls!...to himself. so me, being the complete nutjob, decided to run up on the same guy and bunker him. when i ran thru shooting him, guess where i hit him?(this was just a coincedince, i didnt do this on purpose!) right in the balls! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! at that time i was just like,"Oh S***! I'm sorry!*laughs to self*" can you say irony?
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