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Old July 17th, 01:56 PM   #1 (permalink)
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the most suicidal thing you have ever pulled off?

post some of your most suicidal ideas that actually worked out for you here! ill start.

once i was reeeeeeeeeeeaaaaalllllyyyy bored, so i challenged my bud to a 1 on 1 match, but there was a catch: i had no gun, just a barrel and some paintballs. my goal was to run from one side of the field to the other without getting shot(about 1000 feet distance to run) or get my bud out. so we start off, i bolt off as fast as i can(im on the track team, so i was flying)about midway thru the field, i see my bud about 50 feet up. guess wat i do? i kept running, dove into a bunker literally next to my friend, but he didnt see me my friend is firing as fast as he can strait in front of him(wrong place buddy, im next to you!) so i leap over my bunker and slam on top of his bunker(half a metal pipe thing), making it tip over(i slammed it HARD). so i had basicly just flipped a bunker over, my head's in the dirt now, and my buds trying to get out from under the bunker, so i just impulsively shot my barrel gun. I HIT MY BUD AND THE PAINT BROKE!!!!!!! HOLY CRAP! i have never done anything like that again and probably never will....


so any of you have any stories like this?
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Old July 18th, 03:06 PM   #2 (permalink)
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My god you cool. How did you blow threw said barrel with a mask on?
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Old July 18th, 03:33 PM   #3 (permalink)
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My god you cool. How did you blow threw said barrel with a mask on?
even more amazing, how did the paint break.
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Old July 18th, 04:53 PM   #4 (permalink)
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a non ported maverick barrel, 4 years of trombone practice, and my mask lifted up a little bit when i hit the dirt, just enough fo me to get the barrel to my mouth.
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Old July 18th, 05:48 PM   #5 (permalink)
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you have any idea who dangerous lifting you mask, even in the least bit, is?
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Old July 18th, 05:50 PM   #6 (permalink)
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well its pretty hard to NOT make your mask lift up when you hit head first into the dirt
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it'sm imparitive that you mask is on properly as soon as possibel when that happens; maybe you dont' care about loosing an eye thouhg.
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Old July 18th, 05:59 PM   #8 (permalink)
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well its pretty hard to NOT make your mask lift up when you hit head first into the dirt
I could see it going down, but not up...
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Old July 18th, 06:07 PM   #9 (permalink)
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i dont know how i did it, but somehow i did, all i saw was dirt, i just wish i could have gotten it on film!
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Old July 18th, 07:40 PM   #10 (permalink)
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lol all your getting is SH#$ for writing that story lol!

But matrix is reight i dont even lift my mask up to clean the fog during a game, some times ill sprint across feild during a game and like slide 20 feet (sometimes 30 if its wet) and people will be like "wtf?" and ill shoot them like 5 times....then the be saying....."wtf!" i do that allot to noob players.
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post some of your most suicidal ideas that actually worked out for you here! ill start.

once i was reeeeeeeeeeeaaaaalllllyyyy bored, so i challenged my bud to a 1 on 1 match, but there was a catch: i had no gun, just a barrel and some paintballs. my goal was to run from one side of the field to the other without getting shot(about 1000 feet distance to run) or get my bud out. so we start off, i bolt off as fast as i can(im on the track team, so i was flying)about midway thru the field, i see my bud about 50 feet up. guess wat i do? i kept running, dove into a bunker literally next to my friend, but he didnt see me my friend is firing as fast as he can strait in front of him(wrong place buddy, im next to you!) so i leap over my bunker and slam on top of his bunker(half a metal pipe thing), making it tip over(i slammed it HARD). so i had basicly just flipped a bunker over, my head's in the dirt now, and my buds trying to get out from under the bunker, so i just impulsively shot my barrel gun. I HIT MY BUD AND THE PAINT BROKE!!!!!!! HOLY CRAP! i have never done anything like that again and probably never will....


so any of you have any stories like this?
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I was there.
We also ran into a swarm of killer bees, and shot them down one by one (without a gun, blowing thru the barrel) without even getting stung, in the nude...

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I was there.
We also ran into a swarm of killer bees, and shot them down one by one (without a gun, blowing thru the barrel) without even getting stung, in the nude...

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me and my friends were playin some woodsball and it was like 5 on 5 and me and my friend split from the rest of the group and managed to take 3 of the other team. we looked around for the other two and found them in a bunker with their backs up against it shootin the total opposite way. so i run up there and hang my gun over the bunker (its wood and only 4 feet tall) and shot 5-6 times and got them out. even after i shot one of the guys he kept shootin and manages to shoot a pb inside my barrel where it proceeds to bust inside all over my internals. it kinda ticked me off cause the thing is a pain to clean and he was already out anyways. i realize now that it was a dangerous move because of the point blank range.
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I don't have some unforgettable experiences like you in real life .But I have a better way to enjoy life.I like cartoon movies.I often have a skim at cartoon77.com which give me much joy.Although I haven't your experiences, I have the kind of mine.I am so happy !
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