Trbo323

so last weekend at the local field playing speedball, i get out early in a game and the teams dwindle down to a handfull of new players basically blind firing at eachoter. the 3 that are left on my team are 2 brothers and their sister, all wearing blue coveralls and occupying the far back 3 bunkers (left right and center) anyway, in typical noob fashion they are all tunnel visioned on whoever they are shooting at and oblivious to everything else. A short little kid from the other team (could tell he is new as well) worked his way up the left tape without our 3 noticing, so he is about 5 feet from our guy in the left back bunker (to get the full picture he is holding his rental 98 at about chest height with the co2 tank kinda under his arm, not really aiming just timidly holding the marker) looks at him and says

"ummm, surrender?"

our guy looks at him while still aiming down the field and replies

"what?"

"surrender or die"

now our guy finally realizes that he is on the other team and decides he doesnt want to get shot so he surrenders,
new kid from the other team then looks at the guy in the center bunker and.....the same exact conversation replays....im not joking, word for word

but now the only person left on our team is the sister of the two brothers, unfortunatly for her she is in the far right corner and too far for the surrender rule to apply, she realizes what just happened to her two brothers just in time to catch 4 paintballs in the hip

umm game over?

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Lmao

Dark-ninja

Lol. I was Pballing last year in Lancashire. I managed to sneak round the side of the bunker that 3 Chavs were hiding in. I jump over a bush and yell 'surrender! or i shoot you in the balls!' All three of them walked off, shouting abuse about what they'll do to me after the game. I check my hopper (I'd given my last pod to an allly). I had no balls left.
Suckers.

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