okay so one time me and my buddies were playin in the woods. The woods we were playin in was like a hill, one team of six would start on bottom and six on top. So the game starts and were all hidin behind bunkers and shootin off rounds lol. I start to move to my right and go deep into the woods were i cant be seen. Then as each team stays on there side i start to sneak up on the right no where near anyone. I then come up about 50 feet on the side of the enemy team, them all shootin down on my teammates havin no idea im there. I then run out and shoot four guys(they were pissed haha.)Then i had to run around the side, by now the last two new i was there. I shot one and my teammate came up behind the other guy and shot him. I found this to be a good stradegy to use when playin woodsball.
^^^^ it kinda reminds me of one time when a lil kid had me and 2 other guys pinned..... dryfiring. so i sneak around him, and tell him to surrender. he surrenders and tells me he has no balls(paintballs, no the others, i suppose he has the others.) so i was escorting him to buy some more balls, with both markers in the air, and some other dumb kid, shoots us, so i yell him that we had our markers up, and he wasn't supposed to shoot.i quickly took my vendetta, the third best shot of my life
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best game i've ever played was with a rental a-5 with no balls in the hopper at all. Playing at a local field, balls cost $$$ and it was the last game of opening day. Started off, flanked to the left, ran up the hill with a ref right behind me. all i did was point and pull the trigger, ran all the way behind the opposing team's start point, circled around, and started coming back towards my team on the right hand side. got about halfway back to my team (most of which i had explained my plan to and were laughing their collective asses off) when someone finally realized that all i was doing was dryfiring very, very rapidly in their direction.
Yeah, I got lit up pretty badly at that point. Totally worth it though.
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Well, first you have to be a ninja. Since you're not I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.
I believe i was promised someone would die in this thread.....i am very dissapointed...
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blue to black dm6
hyper 3
top hat mod
laser eyes
CP flow plug
32 degrees drop forward (yes i like my drop forwards)
cp micro on/off asa
deadly winds 14" fibur barrel with full freak
Dye rotor with speed feed
centerflag 68/4500 with on/off
*BANG*thump...........guess i should has specified who was being killed.........
i managed the team confusion on a very VERY small indoor speedball field once, the guy was pissed because he thought i was on his team then the ref explained what happened, he was an experienced player and had no idea the rest of his team was gone.
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I'm not going to lie if I were rich and famous I'd be running people over with my car all the damn time.
blue to black dm6
hyper 3
top hat mod
laser eyes
CP flow plug
32 degrees drop forward (yes i like my drop forwards)
cp micro on/off asa
deadly winds 14" fibur barrel with full freak
Dye rotor with speed feed
centerflag 68/4500 with on/off
pssh c'mon guys dont tell me im the the only scenario sniper. wow well i follow specops paintballs idea when it comes to paintball i use my ghillie suit and i get really close and BLAST EM. one of my better sneak ups was when i was trying to defend our guys going for the flag i had my ghillie on with my spotter and we settled down dug in pretty deep. well it turns out they went for our flag looped back and killed our strongside left then they went for our flag. the defenders were holding them off so i got up snuck back and hit em from behind. well when your hit from behind and look back and no ones there sniper pairanoa sets in. so they lose interest in our defenders during that they only lost two men one from the defenders and the one i shot who yelled SNIPER!!! the remaining 13 turned and fanned out to find me i took out five more before i got up again and stalked. I followed this one guy then i pulled my rubber fake bayonete out and followed through with my favorite stealth trick grab thier mouth fake slit there throat well when i sprung slit the guy he pissed himself. i laughed so much everybody else turned and lit me up so worth it.
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I followed this one guy then i pulled my rubber fake bayonete out and followed through with my favorite stealth trick grab thier mouth fake slit there throat well when i sprung slit the guy he pissed himself. i laughed so much everybody else turned and lit me up so worth it.
Wow awesome.
This one time I was being a paintball ninja and I saw this one guy and I challenged him to a paintball ninja fight but he didn't believe in ninjas so I stabbed him and then he turned into a dragon so I yelled for my other ninja buddies and we threw anti dragon ninja stars at him until he blew up and shot us with magical dragon energy so now I can cook a burrito just by staring at it.
This one time I was being a paintball ninja and I saw this one guy and I challenged him to a paintball ninja fight but he didn't believe in ninjas so I stabbed him and then he turned into a dragon so I yelled for my other ninja buddies and we threw anti dragon ninja stars at him until he blew up and shot us with magical dragon energy so now I can cook a burrito just by staring at it.
dude the exact same thing happened to me last week, no joke.
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Wow awesome.
This one time I was being a paintball ninja and I saw this one guy and I challenged him to a paintball ninja fight but he didn't believe in ninjas so I stabbed him and then he turned into a dragon so I yelled for my other ninja buddies and we threw anti dragon ninja stars at him until he blew up and shot us with magical dragon energy so now I can cook a burrito just by staring at it.
mad skills in sneekin
thump...........guess i should has specified who was being killed.........
