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Old April 16th, 01:06 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Hit in the nuts...

I was playing speedball at a local field.
There were a bunch of kids (noobs) on my team...

The first game, in the middle of the game, I get hit by a paintball in the nuts and
not breaking... So there I am, lying there for 3 whole minutes before I could properly
stand...

When I poke my head out, my team thinks i'm their enemy, and they lit me up bad...
I was SO pissed...
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Old April 19th, 03:29 AM   #2 (permalink)
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haha dude that totally sucks
but at the same time thats really funny
where do you play at?
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Old April 19th, 06:41 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Some cruddy speedball place right near my house.
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Old April 26th, 05:46 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Bummer. Ive never been shot in the nuts, but i have shot someone else in the nuts. I felt bad.
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Old April 26th, 09:39 PM   #5 (permalink)
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same here. twice actually, all be accident though. Thats why I wear a cup, never have to worry about nut shots. I canjust stand up and say, here I am world! shoot me in the nuts! and not worry about it.
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Old May 4th, 06:36 PM   #6 (permalink)
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ya tats true but i dont see why you should ever get shot in the nuts 99.9% of the time....
i mean you should hide most of ur body behind the bunkers n only poke out your upper body
to shoot in the first place...so ya
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Old May 4th, 07:05 PM   #7 (permalink)
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haha dude im sorry but thats hella funny.Espicially the fact that ur team lit you upp. LOL
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Old May 5th, 09:20 PM   #8 (permalink)
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ya tats true but i dont see why you should ever get shot in the nuts 99.9% of the time....
i mean you should hide most of ur body behind the bunkers n only poke out your upper body
to shoot in the first place...so ya
your implying that youre staying behind 1 bunker the whole time. that makes for sucky playing
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Wow awesome.

This one time I was being a paintball ninja and I saw this one guy and I challenged him to a paintball ninja fight but he didn't believe in ninjas so I stabbed him and then he turned into a dragon so I yelled for my other ninja buddies and we threw anti dragon ninja stars at him until he blew up and shot us with magical dragon energy so now I can cook a burrito just by staring at it.
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Old May 5th, 11:25 PM   #9 (permalink)
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uhh actually no..
i meant that ur nuts should never be in the open long enough for you to get shot there
the only time they should b exposed is when ur moving from bunker to bunker
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Old May 6th, 12:58 AM   #10 (permalink)
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i shot my dad in the nuts before lol
i started laughing at him and he got pissed when it happened
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Old May 6th, 12:46 PM   #11 (permalink)
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man up and fight through the pain but keep shooting

i got nailed sliding into a dorito once(bounce), i was kneeling there but still laying out strings and eventually got the guy who shot me in the junk....then covered my side of teh field while my teamate went around to finish off the last guy....then the adrenalin wore off and i felt like i was going to puke

later on that day i got hit again in the junk and let me tell you, after your already tender from one shot, the second one SUCKS. luckely he was a little further away that time but its not like it helped a lot, paintball was still going 200+ and bounced

but again i stayed in but i dont recall the ending of that game, the pain had taken over at that point
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I always get hit in the neck and nuts walking off after getting out, they're not even aiming at me either.
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how do you get hit in the nuts if your walking back to the dead box?
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Old May 6th, 02:59 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Woodsball, we started from the opposite side of the field and the only dead box is at the front.
I was walking along the tape with my arms up and everything and a random ball hit me >.<
This happened again but it hit my neck...
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uhh actually no..
i meant that ur nuts should never be in the open long enough for you to get shot there
the only time they should b exposed is when ur moving from bunker to bunker
it can happen
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it can happen
well ya obviously
but im just sayin its pretty rare
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Old May 9th, 12:51 AM   #17 (permalink)
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Well, I didn't get hit directly in the nuts, it was a bounce
off of another bunker, hence, not breaking it.
Sorry about not clearin that up earlier...
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Old May 18th, 12:27 AM   #18 (permalink)
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Dang that sucks!
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Old June 5th, 02:36 PM   #19 (permalink)
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yea i was playing against some younger kids and i accidently shot one kid in the nuts and the ref checked him and he it didn't break so I shot him again and then it landed in the same spot but it broke ... SORRY KID XD
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