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OnTheMatBaller · January 28th, 07:27 PM

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Originally Posted by dhill0413

/\/\/\/\/\ threadmaker is a newb

Truth.

1-"Hey man your angel sucks! My demon owns it!"

2-"Kid im holding my little brothers piranha and your gun is called a stingray."

**Gabriot** · January 28th, 07:32 PM

To use a quote that Alpha once used; There's so much bs in this thread it's coming out my floppy drive

**freakpizzaboy** · January 28th, 09:25 PM

omg, funnniest thing ever, i was trying to do a dead mans walk since i was with all these new kids in the morning, and i start walking, and they start jumping up and down like they won (it was 3 on 5 i was on 3) there was 3 of em left and i hit one, and his voice went SO HIGH UP that it almost hurt my ears "WAT ARE YOU (high part) DOING!!!!!" i bring the fla back and i tell him about the deadmans walk rules and stuff.

Later

the kid decides to do 2 on 5 (me and my cousin) against us, we took the snake and it was 2 on 3, the kid walks off i knew it was a deadmans walk, i shot him like 2 times and hes like "thats cheating u cant hit me on a deadguys walk!"

**freakpizzaboy** · January 28th, 09:34 PM

wait of course!!!

"im gonna go all counterstrike style on ur noob ass"

**Paintball3691** · January 29th, 07:46 PM

lol. i was in health class once, and some kid said he had a DYE impulse with a 105 /6000 psi tank with a laser sight, 3000 round hopper, a 30inch barrel that talks to u and auto targets,and tells u where u hit them by having a screen pop up and show u. i just laughed. XD

**chris_13** · January 29th, 10:45 PM

some kid keeps saying my spyder is an auto cocker to all his newb little friends and they get scared. and when i told a newb that a guy with a angel was behind us and he started screaming "no those gun's hurt!!!" so he ran and got lit up by some guy oh yea THERE WAS NO GUY WITH AN ANGEL

**snowpainter12** · January 30th, 12:48 AM

another guy said he was gonna get a marker that was like an m-16 and i was thinking oh an a-5(with the kit) or the arikon but then hes all like

its water proof and the balls dont get wet and then its when you shoot it shoots shells out the side froma magazine and there is no hopper and it is fully automatic

i was fully amazed

***martix_agent*** · January 30th, 12:07 PM

actually, this could have some truth in it, there is a company who makes a m16 clone like that. I lost the website for it, but I'm sure it's floating around these forums someplace. they're extremly expensive though. They shoot small paintballs that come out of a clip(tey even eject "shells that the paintballs come packaged in) and they are almolst exactly like the millitary issue m16. The company claims that they use them for military pratice, but I'm not so sure about that.

**camoflauge** · January 30th, 01:01 PM

ACTUAL CONVERSATIONS WITH THE RETARDED:

K=noob that lives in a really rich town, i dont want to say the name of the town because he probably read this forum. its the second richest town in the US after beverly hills.

M=me

K: so what gun do you shoot?
M: shocker sft
K: that gun def sucks, im getting an angel soon
M: really which one? (at this point i believe him because hes super rich)
K: idk
M: get a 4 fly, those are sickest ones right now
K: YEA RIGHT, I BET YOURE TELLING ME THIS S*** SO I GET A CRAPPY GUN!!! WHO THE F*** NAMES A GUN A '4 FLY'?!?
M: ITS THE BEST ONE OUT THERE YOU RETARD
K: YEA OK, IM NEVER LISTENING TO YOU AGAIN ABOUT PB STUFF

another incident, one time i brought my halo to school

M: check out my hopper, rip drive'd halo b
K: OMFG!!! THIS IS SO ILLEGAL, HE BROUGHT HIS PAINTGUN TO SCHOOL!!

after he told some teacher on me, they searched my locker and luckily the teacher was an OB (original balla' like OG) and knew from his pump days that it was just a hopper.

**Suicidal_Brick** · January 30th, 03:44 PM

my cousin is standing in the chrono place and the kid next to him says:

"Is that the Nightkast?!" and my cousins like...no...

it was a WGP trilogy pro cocker

Also, his PSI tank looks like a Co2 tank, and this kid walks up to him and he says:

"DANG! How many ounces is that?"

the guy filling up the tank just starts laughing at him.

**stickman436** · January 30th, 06:56 PM

Some kid at my field said "who makes the tippmann 98 custom"
I couldn't stop laughing for the rest of the day

**snowpainter12** · January 31st, 12:38 AM

matrix_agent i knew this would happen but the most amazing thing is it comes with water proof paintballs that can shoot through water that what this guy said and now im just hoping he didnt know more then me uummmmmm.................

**#1Tango** · January 31st, 01:19 AM

does this thread have a sticky yet? if it doesn't it should!

**olddfatbulldog** · January 31st, 05:19 PM

So I went to get something at lunch. Then some guy next to the candy machine on a bench is talking to some other kid.

Noob:Yeah, it shoots 50 balls a minute
Person:WHOA!
Me:Are you talking about paintball?
Noob:Yeah, my gun shoots like 50 a minute dude, so fast.
Me:My crappy e-spyder shoots 14 a second...
Noob:NO WAY! THATS IMPOSSIBLE! YOU PROBABLY DON'T EVEN PLAY PB.

**spyder person** · January 31st, 05:32 PM

well my freind broke his tippman in half screwing a barrel on

**chaoticprophecy** · January 31st, 06:33 PM

I asked my friend about this one kid and the kid was *sniping* and the bolt hit him in the face lol

**Needacocker** · February 1st, 05:45 PM

I would have to aggre the "I want to be a sniper" is the funniest one out there.

**paintthecatBLUE** · February 1st, 07:15 PM

before i started paintball i thought i was going to be one of those uber ninja snipers, the first game i found out that the paintballs only go about 150 ft, so i said **** this and ran up to the front and started shooting as fast as that rental gun would let me...

**impy_ACE** · February 2nd, 12:03 PM

i have the stupidest thing i've ever seen a noob do...we saw 2 enemies and i said "get down fast" (in a whisper) he yells "I SEE THEM!!!!!!!" he starts shooting they are way out of range for his stock 98c i have a flatline i probably could have got them. he keeps shooting and i said go around and flank ill cover you he flanked i walked away he got eliminated and me and my other 2 team members got 3 of there 4 out and one was left 3 against one we had im stuck in a bunker lol i didnt give up lol so we smoked him that noob still is a noob 1 year l8r he still doesnt know what to do he uses all the sawt team hand signals wtf?

**massballer2k5** · February 2nd, 01:02 PM

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Originally Posted by impy_ACE

i have the stupidest thing i've ever seen a noob do...we saw 2 enemies and i said "get down fast" (in a whisper) he yells "I SEE THEM!!!!!!!" he starts shooting they are way out of range for his stock 98c i have a flatline i probably could have got them. he keeps shooting and i said go around and flank ill cover you he flanked i walked away he got eliminated and me and my other 2 team members got 3 of there 4 out and one was left 3 against one we had im stuck in a bunker lol i didnt give up lol so we smoked him that noob still is a noob 1 year l8r he still doesnt know what to do he uses all the sawt team hand signals wtf?

heh flatlines dont give you more range...but cool