omg, funnniest thing ever, i was trying to do a dead mans walk since i was with all these new kids in the morning, and i start walking, and they start jumping up and down like they won (it was 3 on 5 i was on 3) there was 3 of em left and i hit one, and his voice went SO HIGH UP that it almost hurt my ears "WAT ARE YOU (high part) DOING!!!!!" i bring the fla back and i tell him about the deadmans walk rules and stuff.
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the kid decides to do 2 on 5 (me and my cousin) against us, we took the snake and it was 2 on 3, the kid walks off i knew it was a deadmans walk, i shot him like 2 times and hes like "thats cheating u cant hit me on a deadguys walk!"
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lol. i was in health class once, and some kid said he had a DYE impulse with a 105 /6000 psi tank with a laser sight, 3000 round hopper, a 30inch barrel that talks to u and auto targets,and tells u where u hit them by having a screen pop up and show u. i just laughed. XD
some kid keeps saying my spyder is an auto cocker to all his newb little friends and they get scared. and when i told a newb that a guy with a angel was behind us and he started screaming "no those gun's hurt!!!" so he ran and got lit up by some guy oh yea THERE WAS NO GUY WITH AN ANGEL
another guy said he was gonna get a marker that was like an m-16 and i was thinking oh an a-5(with the kit) or the arikon but then hes all like
its water proof and the balls dont get wet and then its when you shoot it shoots shells out the side froma magazine and there is no hopper and it is fully automatic
actually, this could have some truth in it, there is a company who makes a m16 clone like that. I lost the website for it, but I'm sure it's floating around these forums someplace. they're extremly expensive though. They shoot small paintballs that come out of a clip(tey even eject "shells that the paintballs come packaged in) and they are almolst exactly like the millitary issue m16. The company claims that they use them for military pratice, but I'm not so sure about that.
K=noob that lives in a really rich town, i dont want to say the name of the town because he probably read this forum. its the second richest town in the US after beverly hills.
M=me
K: so what gun do you shoot?
M: shocker sft
K: that gun def sucks, im getting an angel soon
M: really which one? (at this point i believe him because hes super rich)
K: idk
M: get a 4 fly, those are sickest ones right now
K: YEA RIGHT, I BET YOURE TELLING ME THIS S*** SO I GET A CRAPPY GUN!!! WHO THE F*** NAMES A GUN A '4 FLY'?!?
M: ITS THE BEST ONE OUT THERE YOU RETARD
K: YEA OK, IM NEVER LISTENING TO YOU AGAIN ABOUT PB STUFF
another incident, one time i brought my halo to school
M: check out my hopper, rip drive'd halo b
K: OMFG!!! THIS IS SO ILLEGAL, HE BROUGHT HIS PAINTGUN TO SCHOOL!!
after he told some teacher on me, they searched my locker and luckily the teacher was an OB (original balla' like OG) and knew from his pump days that it was just a hopper.
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matrix_agent i knew this would happen but the most amazing thing is it comes with water proof paintballs that can shoot through water that what this guy said and now im just hoping he didnt know more then me uummmmmm.................
So I went to get something at lunch. Then some guy next to the candy machine on a bench is talking to some other kid.
Noob:Yeah, it shoots 50 balls a minute
Person:WHOA!
Me:Are you talking about paintball?
Noob:Yeah, my gun shoots like 50 a minute dude, so fast.
Me:My crappy e-spyder shoots 14 a second...
Noob:NO WAY! THATS IMPOSSIBLE! YOU PROBABLY DON'T EVEN PLAY PB.
I would have to aggre the "I want to be a sniper" is the funniest one out there.
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before i started paintball i thought i was going to be one of those uber ninja snipers, the first game i found out that the paintballs only go about 150 ft, so i said **** this and ran up to the front and started shooting as fast as that rental gun would let me...
i have the stupidest thing i've ever seen a noob do...we saw 2 enemies and i said "get down fast" (in a whisper) he yells "I SEE THEM!!!!!!!" he starts shooting they are way out of range for his stock 98c i have a flatline i probably could have got them. he keeps shooting and i said go around and flank ill cover you he flanked i walked away he got eliminated and me and my other 2 team members got 3 of there 4 out and one was left 3 against one we had im stuck in a bunker lol i didnt give up lol so we smoked him that noob still is a noob 1 year l8r he still doesnt know what to do he uses all the sawt team hand signals wtf?
i have the stupidest thing i've ever seen a noob do...we saw 2 enemies and i said "get down fast" (in a whisper) he yells "I SEE THEM!!!!!!!" he starts shooting they are way out of range for his stock 98c i have a flatline i probably could have got them. he keeps shooting and i said go around and flank ill cover you he flanked i walked away he got eliminated and me and my other 2 team members got 3 of there 4 out and one was left 3 against one we had im stuck in a bunker lol i didnt give up lol so we smoked him that noob still is a noob 1 year l8r he still doesnt know what to do he uses all the sawt team hand signals wtf?
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