I know im just stating.. and the flatline myth has been busted a million times -- so I'm not joking..if you wanna argue about it you can catch me on IM/PM
hahahahah today this kid in grade 8 said hes goona buy another angel with a 90oz co2 tank and in the summer he works for his friends dad and cant get fired and gets 1000 bucks a week HAHAHAHA
i'm a noob myself, but about 2 weeks ago a little fatkid came running toward the bunker i was taking cover behind and bumps my gun as he gets next to me, causing me to shoot him in the back of the neck. lol he started cursing at me while he was crying
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i was crouched behind the bunker and i had my gun pointing to the left, i was getting ready to pop up for a snap shot, so i had my finger on the trigger but as he ran and slid in he bumped the barrel with his head as he went by, and i tapped the trigger because of that and shot him right in the back of the neck. pretty funny stuff
This noob standing next to me said his face itched. a few seconds later i heard a bang. He had scratched his face with the barrel and he accidentally pulled the trigger. He had the worst welt of all on his cheek. Noob's lucky his eye wasnt hit.
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do you have one? if so find a friend with a boom stick and shoot both guns with both barrels...i have done it it gets like 50-75 more feet and sure he got a little close but thats when they fall or dont break on contact...also flatlines are more accurate (flat trajectory) i have played with friends me aginst 2 or 3, i won 3-4 due to better range one had a shutter with boomstick one had 98c and i let him borrow m J&J ceramic and i dominated but some people dont believe flatlines are better, for me...i wouldnt use any thing else
range means the distance at which paintballs will break on your oponent. flatlines give you a flat trajectory so that in the woods you don't have to arc or lob your paintballs; in that sense you would get more range because the paintball would be less likely to hit tree limbs and brush (or even birds ) so it would go longer without hitting anything. however on the speedball field, they are less effective because they have to have the paintball travelling at around 285 fps, with other barrels you can shoot paintballs at 300 fps, thus giving you more "breaking range".
basically flatline in woods = teh secks and flatline in speedball = teh suxorz. i would also like to say that everyone involved in this flatline arguement is a noob, (yes that includes me) and is in some way a story, so it is actually on topic.
i have a noob story: one time a noob went to paintballforum.com, saw a thread called "Post The Funniest NOOB Comments That You Have Every Heard!" and decided it was a good place to see what his new icon looked like. i remember it like it happened yesterday.... oh noes it happened today!
We had a kid come up to one of his first paintball wars, he was dressed in 4 t shirts, 3 pairs of jogging pants and a snow suit, the kid walked like a pinguin, looked like a pinguin, and played like a pinguin. lmao
wow... the first time i played i had nothing on but shorts and a thin t-shirt. this reminds me of my first game though... one of my friends got shot in the mouth and he swallowed some paint, he made himself throw up because he thought the paint inside the balls was poisonous or something lol
my father is trying to force me to wear a jt head sheild one of those things that cover your whole head hes afraid ill get hurt
i hate it when people do stuff like that
and heres what my freinds playing in sunday (its his 2nd game)
2 sweat shirts 3 pairs of sweat pants and some camo overhauls i hate to have to tell him he cant play in that (the poor noob)
This noob standing next to me said his face itched. a few seconds later i heard a bang. He had scratched his face with the barrel and he accidentally pulled the trigger. He had the worst welt of all on his cheek. Noob's lucky his eye wasnt hit.
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) so it would go longer without hitting anything. however on the speedball field, they are less effective because they have to have the paintball travelling at around 285 fps, with other barrels you can shoot paintballs at 300 fps, thus giving you more "breaking range".
