my little brother put a grenade in his pod (don't ask, hes a real tard) and at the end of the game it exploded, over half the pod was filled with a bubbly milky substance. evern the ref called him retarded for puting the grenade in the tube... i guess you had to be there...
That is the dumbest thing I have ever heard of.
I don't know if I have posted this already but I don't want to read every page again:
My cousins Air Taink looks like a Co2 because it isnt fiber wrapped and this kid comes up to him and says " Dang! How many ounces is that?!"
ok i invited my friend to go play (mainly speedball), and when he showed up he had popcorn in his pods , i was like 'and thats for? 'and he said 'incase i get hungry. ', and he was wearing a skin tight camo shirt and zip-offs that ended at his kneecap. Then when we were playing woodsball i was like 'cover me '... no reply, i look back and he was climbing the tree and he said 'am i consealed yet?' lol
A: Dude you play pb?? I do to
M: (thot it was cool i found someone else who played) yea!
A: wat kind of gun you have??
M: its kinda bad, its a piranha
A: wow my shocker would kick ur ass
M: its the player not the gun, wat upgrades do u have on it?
A: i have this special c02 tank, its grey, and u have to have a machine to fill it up!
M: (i assumed he was talking about a nitro tank carbon fiber wrapped) oh u mean a nitogen tank???
A: wat?
M: a nitrogen tank
A: dude wtf is a nitrogian tank (yes he miss pronounced it) u dont even play pb!
M: dude get a life
one of my friends came over a couple of days ago, he doesnt go to my school or anything and doesnt paintball...well we were bored so i took out my paintball gun and some paint to go down into my back yard to shoot around
when i pull it out this is the conversation we had...S=me B=him
S=you wanna go in the back yard and shoot my paintball gun?
B=sure, what gun do you have? i know you sold that blue one (spyder TLX)
S=a spyder fenix...its ok
B=i dont want to touch that think...i have heard that the silver on it gets super cold when you shoot and if you touch it, the skin that touched it freezes and you cant pull it off
S=and where did you hear this?
B=my cousin has one and it happened to him
S=i thought your cousin had a tippman
B=he does but he bought the fenix conversion kit
not that great but oh well...hes a tard...his cousin has a tippman a5, r/t, and flatline...hes awesome at woods and scenario but cant do anything in speedball
Yah, I was talking to one of my friends (non baller) in class saying I was going to buy a new gun (My angel 4 fly) and when I told the price, he was like "Holy crap thats expensive" I went on to say how it was worth it, when a poser kid with no friends and a crappy pump comes up and says, "yah my next gun will be like $3000" I turned to him, acted natural, and asked: "oh, what gun is it?". He replied "Its an angel". Humoring him I played dumb and asked him "Wow, what kind of angel is it?" His reply " Um uh, I think it was called an Angel 3000"
Then I continued talking to my other friend, and I found it quite hard to surpress my laughter.
"what do i yell if im out?" or "uh i ran outta bullets" "LOOK OVER THERE A SNIPER!!!!..." but yeah i was playing with these british dudes...n my names Owen n the dude kept callin my omar...haha i was like wuts ur name n he said John and i called him joe the whole time and he called me a prick and didnt play with my n my firend the whole time...it was kool
"what do i yell if im out?" or "uh i ran outta bullets" "LOOK OVER THERE A SNIPER!!!!..." but yeah i was playing with these british dudes...n my names Owen n the dude kept callin my omar...haha i was like wuts ur name n he said John and i called him joe the whole time and he called me a prick and didnt play with my n my firend the whole time...it was kool
Ok I've got one. I was at my local woodsball field about a year ago, in line to refil my Co2. The guy in front of me goes up to the counter and says "my hopper isn't loading paintballs into the gun" so the guy opens it up and looks inside. Somehow the kid managed to get a BBQ potato chip stuck in the hopper. I was right behind him trying not to laugh as the employee called all his friends over to look at what was in the hopper.
first time i played me and my friends were in a trench and there was this little kid with a rented a-5 sitting right next to us. my friend gets hit and this kid opens fire on my friend.
I hear alot of people talk about how I will own you with your X gun with my Y gun. My step-dad used to own a field back in the 80s to mid 90s and people would come with their uber l33t guns and think they where all bad ass, funny thing is my dad could own them all with his favored gun, the splatmaster (that'spure old school for ya). its all about the skillz
good times...
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oh hehe and when I was but a wee tot (8 or 9) before we upgraded to tippmann pros we just had splatmasters and i was to weak to cock it so i alwaysed followed someone so after each shot i could ask them to re-cock it for me
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oh yeah i remember this a few weeks ago at the field... i went with one of my friends, my little brother, and one of his friends. so my friend decided to test the intelligence of my brother's friend, who is a total noob, it went like this:
R=my friend J=brother's friend
R= hey we're gonna go play woodsball
J= oh ok
R= you know, thats where you play paintball with wooden paintballs
J= yeah, i know
lol... its funny because it was this kids first game, hes not much over 4'8", and he has a squeeky voice...
edit: i remember something else that happened the same day. we were playing this huge fort in the "jungle" or the woods, which has alot of land around it so you can flank the fort and such. anyways, me and my friend were defending the fort and my little brother and his friend were supposed to be attacking.
the distance from the attackers' starting point to the fort is about a 45 second walk... theres alot of trees and narrow paths hiding these two points from sight of each other. so we wait at least 20 minutes (in a 2vs2 game...) before finally ONE paintball flies through the fort, it hit me in the back of the head but luckily it bounced off my mask strap. so just to make a long story short, me and my friend succeded in defending the fort. after the game we all met up with the ref and we asked wtf took them so long to attack when its only 45 seconds from their starting point. they said "we were outside sniping waiting for you to come out of the fort so we could shoot you"
the defenders arent even allowed to leave the fort, and there is no cover within 30 feet of the whole thing... not only did they expect us to break the rules and leave, they thought we were stupid enough to run into the wide open area they were covering
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Noob=N C=chad or me
N"I just got a Halo a"
C"don't you mean a Halo b"
N"No I just got sponsored by Angel"
C"really what team do you play for"
N"Dynasty"
C"you must be good"
N"yeah well I can shoot 100 bps"
C"woah I'm never gonna play you"
N"yeah your auto-cocking a peice of crap"
C"This a a spyder you ass"
Tisk tisk don't lie it showes your stupidity
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