i guess this isnt noobish, but i was playing on our field and i was about to make a run out from the fence to another bunker. I slipped, i was embarrased. Luckily i was still behind the fence
The kid is a year younger than me, and he just started playing paintball. He has a 98 Custom, never really heard of any other gun before. If you didn't know, me and my friends have sort of a playing field where a load of kids just come and play. We built a couple forts and stuff, nothing major. So anyway, I see this kid reading PB2X at our "picnic area". I walked up to him.
M-Me N-Noob
M: Hey man, you play paintball?
N: uhh. . . Yeah!
M: What kinda gun ya got?
N: 98 Custom, Tippmen (Yes, he said men)
M: I think you mean tippMAN, but whatever.
N: oh yeah, sorry. So what kind of gun do you have?
M: Nothing really special, Spyder TL-R, Evo. II hopper, HPA Tank, Whisper Barrel, ACS Bolt, new trigger frame, just the common upgrades, yano?
N: *Starring at me like he didn't understand a word I just said*. . .Uhh, wow, you must have like a $2000 gun! You must be like unstoppable or something!
M: *Me laughing* Yeah, i guess so.
this one girl i went to HS with said she had custom paintballs that looked like bullets and had fins on them so they go straighter , and when i always asked here what kind gun she had, she replied oh its a custom, i would say a custom what? and then she would trail off and eventually walk away
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The kid is a year younger than me, and he just started playing paintball. He has a 98 Custom, never really heard of any other gun before. If you didn't know, me and my friends have sort of a playing field where a load of kids just come and play. We built a couple forts and stuff, nothing major. So anyway, I see this kid reading PB2X at our "picnic area". I walked up to him.
M-Me N-Noob
M: Hey man, you play paintball?
N: uhh. . . Yeah!
M: What kinda gun ya got?
N: 98 Custom, Tippmen (Yes, he said men)
M: I think you mean tippMAN, but whatever.
N: oh yeah, sorry. So what kind of gun do you have?
M: Nothing really special, Spyder TL-R, Evo. II hopper, HPA Tank, Whisper Barrel, ACS Bolt, new trigger frame, just the common upgrades, yano?
N: *Starring at me like he didn't understand a word I just said*. . .Uhh, wow, you must have like a $2000 gun! You must be like unstoppable or something!
M: *Me laughing* Yeah, i guess so.
lol, i think its Tippmann, and poeple pronounce it tipmen any way, so... your a nazi. not really...or really?
lol, i think its Tippmann, and poeple pronounce it tipmen any way, so... your a nazi. not really...or really?
Sorry about that. . .It is a Tippmann, I said tippman! But anyway, the way he pronounced it was just odd, instead of saying the normal "Tip Men or Man," He said like "Tip MEAN."
That has nothing to do with him being a noob.. just pronounces differently
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i was talkin to a kid who never went before, i was trying to sell him my gear, (even though he was a nerd and i hated him) he said : "no thanx, what i really need is some smoke grenades, me and my friends(he has no friends) are professionals, we go out in the woods for days with modified sniper rifle paintball guns that shoot twice the distance of a normal gun" i told him off right there breaking his lil dream, but educated him in the process, even though he was all scared and embarrased
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i hate it when people harrase me about my spyder when its faster than there high end guns it seems noobly enough to me to think anyone without a 1200 dollar gunis a noob and sucks
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omg....this retard comes off the feild (hes not a noob cause i see him their alot...hes just retarded) R=retarded kid whos not a noob but acts like one N=other noobs
R=U GUYS SUCK
N=uve been makin fun of us all day, leave us alone, or we'll tell our dad
R=ill kick ur dads ass
Noobs leave, Retard walks over to freinds
Retard:My dad just called, he's bringin the DM4 cause the a-5 isnt cuttin it
R's Freind: Ur gonna need compressed air
Retard: No, co2 will work....actually, i think he said Karnivar Autococker, i could hear, we were breakin up
R's Freind: Man ur gonna be the best out their today
ME (i was sittin two seats away): WILL U TWO STFU, Retard, ur dad isnt bringing u crap...and yes u need compressed air, and if u pick on those kids again ur gonna have a problem with me
My Friend: Dude, u kno he really is retarded right?
Me:...oops
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i have a few more from last weekend at my friend's b-day party.
it was getting close to the end of the day, we all had enough paint for one more game, maybe less, and this noob 10 year old walked up to us with his stampede of noob friends behind him, and he said "hey can we borrow some ammo?" as if he had any intention of returning the favor... my friend almost said "we were about to ask you the same, buddy" but he was too busy laughing.
also, the same 10 year old noobs i was talking about in the previous paragraph were all playing with those brass eagle pump guns from walmart, a few had rental 98c's though. anyways, they were all so short they could stand up straight behind bunkers i would have to crouch with my head going past my knee to be low enough to not be shot. they also stood in the middle of the field, in front of bunkers, etc... it was kinda funny. all of them also seemed to have a habit of holding their guns straight out in front of them, with their arms completely straight, as if their guns were a foot longer than they actually were.
and this isn't really a noob story, but i have to tell it anyways. there were these group of guys that decided to go paintballing for a bachelor party or something, one of them was standing beside a bunker (and not behind it... i had a clean shot) unfortunately i had chopped a ball only a few seconds before i got a clean shot on this guy, so there was no time to swab my barrel. i just aimed for his chest and after about 10 shots, one finally went straight... straight into his crotch. he was so mad, he was trying to shoot me after the ref had already called him out, and they were telling him to stop because he was out. everyone in that game called him by the name of "mr. nuts" the rest of the day.
i went paintball ing yesterday and this noob came walking out with a 140 rnd pod and he said to his noob friends o guys this holds a thousand paintballs.
lol stupid fck
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wow, a kid said the faggeist dumbest thing today and i had to come on pbf for the first time in like 57662765876 years and say it
now, this is all in ONE sentence YES ONE FREAKIN SENTENCE
" I was playing paintball and i hit this kid in the cheek and then in the goggles, and since my gun is good it cracked his lenses, also my gun shoots paintbullets as far as real bullets, and i go shot in the hand and got this, ( he showed a big scratch across his hand which trust me, was NOT from a paintball ) yea u gotta be tough to play it, like me"
later on in the day, ( i was at the boys and girls club they open on vacations) he got hit in the face with a gatorskin ball and cried
oh and he was fat........................
so it was even funnier................
like to much to eat fat, not like big boned
and he cried like a fat man too, so it was funny............
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, and when i always asked here what kind gun she had, she replied oh its a custom, i would say a custom what? and then she would trail off and eventually walk away 
i want one!
