I did something simmilar with a grenade when I was in my first scenario game. A tank was coming through a city so I pull the pin and throw it I was in a building and forgot how tall the roof was. I hit just under the room and it fall back into the building and got me an my friends. Since then I quit usuing gernades. it was all fun though.
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i heard this one supernoob in the middle of a store when i asked him what gun he had, "dude, my auto cock shoots 2 balls per second!" an he was serious.
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Awwww, cute kitty... LET'S EAT IT!
Originally posted by Sephy the Holy Little did they know, i had a grenade. So, they started firing at us, and i wipped out my tippman squadbuster.
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I don't own a paintball gun and I havent played in 3 years. I've officially retired to Lounge Rat Status. Thank you for your understanding
at my local pb store, kid picks up a tippy 98 c with a flatline, "WOW, IS THIS AUTOMATIC!" 2 seconds later "HOLY CRAP IT HAS A SCOPE, MAN THIS IS AWESOME, ITS DEFINATELY LIKE $600!"
I died laughing.
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Play - [B2K4] - [Profiler] - [68/45] - [Evil Gear] - [Reloader] - Ball Rate My Bushy!
I seriously asked this last Saturday.
"How do I adjust my velocity?"
Oh yeah, I have a scope on my marker and my friend asked me who's been playing for three years.
"Dude, you've got a scope! You must be a pro or something!"
When really I've only been playing for about a year.
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Imancipate yourselves from mental slavery, none but ourselves can free our minds.
Noob 1: My uncle works at the paintball park so he can give me sweet deals i can get 1 million paintballs for 5 bucks.
Noob 2: Yeah well my uncle is Bob Long so i can get free angels.
such a sad story, i cry my self to sleep for saying this............"Do all spyder barrels come off?" laugh, and point, laugh and point....
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Some people are against capital punishment, because they say that it turns the state into a murderer. I'm against imprisonment, because it turns the state into a gay dungeon-master.
When I was a kid, I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized that the Lord, in his wisdom, doesn't work that way. So I just stole one and asked him to forgive me.
ya, i made this screen name a month or two ago just to learn sumtin about paintball and stuff (i wish i could get a new one now). the reason i came to this forum was to find out **** so i didnt sound like a newb when i talked to people...but i dont think i ever made any of those f***** up coments like those guys did...who the f*** was it that thought that nitrogen could shoot through a metal dumpster?!?!?!
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My Setup:
Green Spyder Imagine-32* Whisper 14" barrell-Kingman ACS cocking bolt
32* 200rnd black hopper
JT Facemask
12 oz Chromolly Co2 tank
Backup: talon ghost-shortend and lightend trigger pull, lightend pump
Talon Ghost...20 dollars
JT Facemask...18 dollars
Dusk Paintballs 200 rnd...6 dollars
Watching your friend twitch on the ground cus you shot him in the balls...pricless
I love it when I have a pb2x magazine in class. Here is a real convo.
(Chris=me, Kid=kid)
Kid: Hey you paintball
Chris: Yeah
K: Me too
C: What do you shoot?
K: A chameleon painted 2005 autococker
C: Wow
K: Yeah, I have to sell it though
C: Why?
K: I'm getting sponsored by angel
C: What will you shoot now?
K: A 2004 IR3
C: You mean an A4?
K: No, a 2004 IR3 you noob
C: What is you teams name?
K: I'm not on a team
C: Then how the hell are you sponsored?
K: You don't need to be on a team to be sponsored
C: Really?
K: Do you even play paintball?
C: Where do you play at?
K: The local Xball field
C: I would play there, too bad there aren't any Xball field in like 80 miles of here you 'tard
K: Whatever
C: What is the name of the field?
K:PSP
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the newbs i know are nice
