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**backyard paintb** · June 11th, 08:24 PM

i like the gernade exploding in the pocket one lol

i remember doing some of this stuff.......

LOL

Mr. Paintball · June 11th, 08:28 PM

lol that must of been SO funny

**GBRudy16** · June 12th, 12:25 PM

I did something simmilar with a grenade when I was in my first scenario game. A tank was coming through a city so I pull the pin and throw it I was in a building and forgot how tall the roof was. I hit just under the room and it fall back into the building and got me an my friends. Since then I quit usuing gernades. it was all fun though.

**D FO** · June 12th, 02:00 PM

Meh, may be the case, but if he sees it he'll snap
- D_Smalls

lol

**backyard paintb** · June 12th, 04:31 PM

wow u really hate this avanters guy

new here dont know why u all hate him?

**Bad_Magick** · June 12th, 05:26 PM

neither do i

**Bad_Magick** · June 12th, 11:58 PM

i heard this one supernoob in the middle of a store when i asked him what gun he had, "dude, my auto cock shoots 2 balls per second!" an he was serious.

**Smitty** · June 13th, 11:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sephy the Holy
Little did they know, i had a grenade. So, they started firing at us, and i wipped out my tippman squadbuster.

**¤COLD¤** · June 13th, 04:05 PM

i was chroning my gun (Dye autococker) and i heard a huddle of newbies say " man look at that matrix ,those guns are awsome"

**Zedaine** · June 13th, 06:14 PM

"We need to have a 40 foot rule, 'cause it hurts too bad if you get closer than that!"

**CmaN3** · June 13th, 08:18 PM

"Autocockers are full auto and can shoot 100 balls a second!!!!!!!!!" Real quote. I wish i was joking.

**Ryan_Page** · June 14th, 09:26 AM

at my local pb store, kid picks up a tippy 98 c with a flatline, "WOW, IS THIS AUTOMATIC!" 2 seconds later "HOLY CRAP IT HAS A SCOPE, MAN THIS IS AWESOME, ITS DEFINATELY LIKE $600!"
I died laughing.

Johnny_Fred · June 14th, 02:35 PM

lol, all the newbs at my field don't say stupid things, they just listen to the more advanced players and learn stuff

the newbs i know are nice

**Fastecho419** · June 14th, 03:50 PM

I seriously asked this last Saturday.
"How do I adjust my velocity?"

Oh yeah, I have a scope on my marker and my friend asked me who's been playing for three years.
"Dude, you've got a scope! You must be a pro or something!"
When really I've only been playing for about a year.

**PBobsessed324** · June 14th, 04:00 PM

While a kid was getting his gun chronoed at the field and his fps was like 340. "Hey, how'd that happen?"

**Tippmann_A5** · June 14th, 04:05 PM

Noob 1: My uncle works at the paintball park so he can give me sweet deals i can get 1 million paintballs for 5 bucks.
Noob 2: Yeah well my uncle is Bob Long so i can get free angels.

**128shot** · June 14th, 09:51 PM

such a sad story, i cry my self to sleep for saying this............"Do all spyder barrels come off?" laugh, and point, laugh and point....

**noob824** · June 14th, 11:47 PM

ya, i made this screen name a month or two ago just to learn sumtin about paintball and stuff (i wish i could get a new one now). the reason i came to this forum was to find out **** so i didnt sound like a newb when i talked to people...but i dont think i ever made any of those f***** up coments like those guys did...who the f*** was it that thought that nitrogen could shoot through a metal dumpster?!?!?!

***Barber*** · June 15th, 05:24 AM

I love it when I have a pb2x magazine in class. Here is a real convo.

(Chris=me, Kid=kid)

Kid: Hey you paintball
Chris: Yeah
K: Me too
C: What do you shoot?
K: A chameleon painted 2005 autococker
C: Wow
K: Yeah, I have to sell it though
C: Why?
K: I'm getting sponsored by angel
C: What will you shoot now?
K: A 2004 IR3
C: You mean an A4?
K: No, a 2004 IR3 you noob
C: What is you teams name?
K: I'm not on a team
C: Then how the hell are you sponsored?
K: You don't need to be on a team to be sponsored
C: Really?
K: Do you even play paintball?
C: Where do you play at?
K: The local Xball field
C: I would play there, too bad there aren't any Xball field in like 80 miles of here you 'tard
K: Whatever
C: What is the name of the field?
K:PSP

I hate people like that.

**Javaman** · June 15th, 10:11 AM

An enemy ran out of air so his gun started burping and one of my newbie teammates yelled "get down! He's going full auto!"

I think someone else on this forum experienced the same thing