Ok, so it isn't something he said, but something a guy I knew did.
He has never been before and he gets his dad to buy him a $700 pink autococker... first time he goes to play it breaks down on him.
About a year ago when I was just getting into paintball, I asked my friend who has been playing for only about a year and a few monthes what HPA(i called it nitro). He told me it makes the balls hurt more. I laugh at him now for saying that.
Or another n00b friend who said the orion is a good sniper gun, because it has a longer barrel.
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Noob: They should replace the lens on the goggles with wire mesh, then they wouldn't fog.
This is form a few weeks ago:
Some kid runs out of air, and hisgun starts sputtering. HE takes it by the barrel, and throws it as hard as he can and starts running the other way screaming "ITS GONNA BLOW!!!" What a n00btard. Good thing it was a crappy rental gun and not something good
He's probably right. Your efficiency goes down once you go past 10-14 inches. His wording sounds like he was saying what someone told him without understanding it himself.
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Originally posted by Ryan_Page i read a post from one guy on this forum (his post count was 6 or 7) say that it takes too much of his co2 to get a paintball out of a 21 inch barrel.
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i know this one kid who isnt a noob to the game but he is a noob to getting shot n out.......when we play speedball, he always sits in this one spot and destroys just about everyone. well one day we took one of those paint mines and kinda buried it.....when he knelt down he was covered n wouldnt talk yo us for the rest of the day
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Originally posted by Javaman He's probably right. Your efficiency goes down once you go past 10-14 inches. His wording sounds like he was saying what someone told him without understanding it himself.
But co2 makes a small burst, it doesent keep spraying co2 untill the ball leaves the barrel, just a *pop* of co2.
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I hate to stay off topic but you're right, it is a pop but it would take a stronger pop to counter the extra friction of the barrel, meaning a higher set velocity for the same ball velocity. The amount of extra gas need is very small though since there isn't that much additional friction.
Back on topic... I once heard a kid ask where his barrel plug went?!?!
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Originally posted by Ryan_Page But co2 makes a small burst, it doesent keep spraying co2 untill the ball leaves the barrel, just a *pop* of co2.
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Originally posted by Alpha This is from the old thread:
Noob: They should replace the lens on the goggles with wire mesh, then they wouldn't fog.
This is form a few weeks ago:
Some kid runs out of air, and hisgun starts sputtering. HE takes it by the barrel, and throws it as hard as he can and starts running the other way screaming "ITS GONNA BLOW!!!" What a n00btard. Good thing it was a crappy rental gun and not something good
I was playin woodsball a while back, and it wasent so much what the kid said it was what he did. he went about 100 ft out of bounds ran all the way behind the opposing team and started to shoot all of them in the back of the head, although his aim sucked. so he got lit up a couple seconds later. The funniest part was after he got out he started calling the other team "cheaters" because they shot him more than once. And so that he thought that was an automatic win for his team.
edit another one- I came up to bunker a new kid and i decided not to because he was new and he didnt know what he was doing so once i got there i yelled "surrender" and the second after i yelled that he responds with "NO" and he lifts his barell up to my goggles and shoots 3-4 times. I was freaking pissed, i swear i would have killed the kid (he was like 13) if i could actually see out of the painted goggles.
Heres one....
I was talkin to one of the gangstert homie peep n00bs in my school (btw, he is white.) Me and one of my friends are talking bout this new field, and how paint was so damned expensive there. Im like, damn, im gonna waste alot o money on paint. Then the gangster kid goes, "Yo, i only use 31 BULLETS in a game." also he has never played or has a marker.
Another from the same kid......
I brought in some action persuit mag, i was lookin through the guns and crap, when he takesa it, points to some Piranha Black Maxx gun and says "yo thats the best Angel in the world.
Another kid.......
I got a new Amp gun and it shoots 30 !BULLETS per second
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Originally posted by Javaman An enemy ran out of air so his gun started burping and one of my newbie teammates yelled "get down! He's going full auto!"
I think someone else on this forum experienced the same thing
lol, thats wat i thought was happing when my tank ran out of air the first timew, then i relized what was up
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ok back on topic now, well i was at my local store and i was checking out the shocktech autocockers when this dude comes in with his dad with a black angel ir3, the cashier dude's eyes lit up when the guy was asking if he could put a drop on it, the cashier was tinkering with all of it, and the cashier was asking if he wanted a long or small drop and hes like i dont know whats the difference? then he eventually decides on a small drop because it was cheaper, then while hes attaching the drop, angel boy was asking, so how do i put the 3 way on? and the cashiers jaw just dropped giving the guy a weird stare.
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the kid had a 98 custom
and this one i was talkin to this kid who pretended he played paintball
Me=me
n=noob kid
n-i cant wait till school is over so i can play paintball
m-what gun do u have a have a tippmann98 custom whith a progressive barrel and aan r/t, but i want an timmy(i said joking around)
n-yeah thats what a have a black and white timmy its awesome and shoots 5 football feilds
m-does it
n-yeah this guy had a chest protector on and i shot him from like 100yds and he was on the ground cryin and gushing blood
m-ohh so which timmy do u have
n-umm the special one unreleased
m-whats the full name?
n- umm specailized timmy
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