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**xxxfirexxx** · June 19th, 03:15 PM

my favorite is.

Hey, I'm gonna see if I can get in this bunker without getting shot
POP POP *ouch*

**bluegoose** · June 19th, 05:15 PM

"i'm almost outta bullets!"-overheard at my local field

**hunt15** · June 21st, 08:19 AM

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Originally posted by Ryan_Page
first time it happened, the cocking nob smashed into my lens.

same here there is a big mark from my fishy still on it lol

also when we were playing this kid well call him andy and this other kid well call him lavin were on a team vs. me and my friend well call him tom..so ok we were playin 2on2 and andy and lavin were behind the bunker so me and tom went up into 2 different foxholes and started to shoot.so and y has to grenades and throws both into our foxhooles and gets us both out..the kid lavin*a newb* shot 2 balls the whole game and goes ya i had u guys so bad and the kid andy goes ya right kid u shot 2 balls the whole game u suck ass lavin...now lavin is like 13 and he started to cry wat a p****.and its not from paintball either he is just g**

**Ryan_Page** · June 21st, 09:12 AM

^^yeah i'm lucky, i only got a little scratch

**Bane** · June 22nd, 10:07 AM

"shut up! I woulda done fine if that tree wasn't there and he was standing still..." lmao

**TerminAZN** · June 22nd, 07:39 PM

two rich newb's at shop!(they are friends)
first noob:"i wanna fill my nitro tank"
Second noob:"after him can u fill my compressed"
they also have same tank NOT KNOWING THE DIFFERENCES!

**TerminAZN** · June 22nd, 07:41 PM

"im gonna try to slide!"
BANG CRANK...bye bye gun! it was a nice barrel while it lasted!

**Roobvandam** · June 22nd, 07:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by W1ldK@t
'Is that gun electronic, or did you just have WAY to much caffeine this morning?"

ROFL LMAO!

woo that was funny!

**ikonoklastX11** · June 22nd, 08:42 PM

"what is this metal tank for....the paint?"

**inkjt510** · June 23rd, 11:05 AM

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Originally posted by Ryan_Page
i read a post from one guy on this forum (his post count was 6 or 7) say that it takes too much of his co2 to get a paintball out of a 21 inch barrel.

Actually, he was right. If your barrel is too long, you need more co2 to get the velocity correct. Therefore, the longer the barrel, usually anywhere above 14 or 16 inches, the more air is needed to get the ball to the correct velocity out of the barrel.

**TerminAZN** · June 23rd, 09:10 PM

THE BEST ONE!!!

"Can i shoot you?"

**Ryan_Page** · June 24th, 03:04 PM

"don't bottomlines break paintballs?" sorry fast, had to say it.

**Tippmann981488** · June 24th, 08:55 PM

at my local shop, newb came in, asked the guy how to change the barrel on his talon

**oCRAZYSPRAYERo** · June 24th, 09:18 PM

its been said before but
"yea, you can use nitrous oxide in a paintball gun"
gay kid at my school

**Apache** · June 24th, 09:31 PM

"If you have a see through hopper they will charge your bunker cause they will see how many pb's u have"

**Apache** · June 24th, 09:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tippmann_A5

Noob 1: My uncle works at the paintball park so he can give me sweet deals i can get 1 million paintballs for 5 bucks.
Noob 2: Yeah well my uncle is Bob Long so i can get free angels.

rofl thats good

some bozo · June 25th, 12:18 PM

my freind nicole...geez its just to horrible "angels are only for seriously bad people and they can shoot straight through you. why do they make those guns...it sickens me"

"........*laughs* you had me going there...good one"

"What do you mean?"

"oh..."

**Ryan_Page** · June 25th, 12:22 PM

"man, my angel has a vertical feed and a big sniper scope" the kid had a brass eagle somethingorother

**PerfectDark96** · June 25th, 07:20 PM

not really a quote, but i saw this one dude with a 10x scope on a shocker. it was ducktaped on. it was really really sad.

RDKamikaze1 · June 25th, 07:23 PM

Ok, this was around January. "Someone throw me more clips of bullets, I'm running low!!"

"Hey, did you see me hit that guy in his eyes?"

"Dude, that was the best helmet shot ever!"

"There is too a such thing as sniping in paintball!!"

"I'm not a new person to paintball, I'm just a n00b."